WAS:Scherzer whiffs 11 in tough-luck no-decision SEA:Ben Gamel goes 4-for-5 with homer, four RBI SF:Giants hope Melancon (elbow) back May 16 SEA:Robinson Cano diagnosed with strained quad TOR:Kendrys Morales pulled with tight hamstring MIA:Yelich ejected in first inning Tuesday vs STL DET:Kinsler (hamstring) scratched from DET lineup DET:K-Rod out, Justin Wilson in as Tigers closer TEX:A.J. Griffin spins shutout against Padres LAA:Mike Trout (hamstring) sitting again Tuesday COL:Blackmon, CarGo out for second game Tues. STL:Dexter Fowler (shoulder) out again Tuesday
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Dominic Howard
Verlander hitting 99
Apologize.
Henry Collins
indians
David Baker
Urias is pitching a no fucking hitter.
What is your pitcher doing?
Brayden Sullivan
do jinxes exist, /mlb/?
Easton Cruz
Well isn't this conflicting lol
Jack Davis
Think we could get Hamels/Darvish at the trade deadline?
Brandon Evans
tank for beer
Dylan Harris
>won
Jace Hall
>Yaks
>10 motherfucking Captcha's
Ian Thomas
For me, it's gotta be the injuns
Colton Jenkins
No trade clauses
William Martin
no one likes you or your fanbase. kys
Sebastian Cox
Apologize for what?
Logan Jones
>Bucs stop here? Urias dealing no-no I hate the writers for MLB.com
Julian Harris
Guess a 4-run lead wasn't enough
Levi Wilson
Are baseball cards worth buying anymore?
Blake Turner
post yfw Roberts takes him out while the no-no is intact
Hunter Morales
>Poorias >Tholes not diving Back to the grocery store
Jayden Howard
>doyers
Lucas Fisher
no
they went out of fashion when the 90's ended
Connor Cooper
1stros
Daniel Reed
>toles hurts himself trying to preserve the no-hitter >fails anyway
William Phillips
Lmao. Your team's shining moment was getting embarrassed in the WS and your ace pitcher not winning a single postseason game.
Luke Howard
Are there any neat aps or some shit people mess around with?
Elijah King
You think they'd want to stay on the Rangers with the team how it is right now?
Gavin Anderson
It's gonna be Hellickson or Ervin Santana Although Stroman would be a nice addition as well
Oliver Evans
Mets
Brody Lopez
>stroman >'nice addition'
Why are diastro fans so greedy? You're gonna take your table scraps and you're gonna like it
Justin Murphy
>The Berlin Wall was still up >East Timor was not a country yet >The Aral Sea was still a body of water >The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art >The Hubble Telescope was still under development >Mars rovers were still only on paper >Digital cameras weren't household items yet
Going for 29 in 2017!!!
Dominic Cruz
there are card apps, but they all require massive microtransactions. They just aren't worth it.
Jeremiah Perez
I was alive to watch the Dodgers win the World Series in 88. Ask me anything.
Josiah Garcia
Didi Gregorius.
Prove me wrong.
Joseph Allen
"Big Game" James "720.00 ERA" Shields. You have just been sent to the shadow realm.
Logan Russell
>yaks
Jose Gonzalez
who /drinking the pain away/ here
Jack Nguyen
Can't feel pain if you are dead. Iktfb.
t. Barves fan
Kayden Phillips
>black baseball fan yo, u a unicorn or some shit? lmao
Blake Butler
...
Jonathan Morgan
>Why are diastro fans so greedy? >diastro
Daniel James
holy fuck that was DISGUSTING
Cooper Johnson
MARINERS!
fun game tonight desu
Owen Walker
>the three pitch strikeout of Tomas
Samuel Robinson
You are a disaster. You are an Astro. Put them together and you get the picture.
Jaxon Garcia
I'm not black I'm Dominican you racist shithead
James Turner
>Sign Lucroy, Gomez, and Beltran at the last minute in order to get to the WS >Get blown out by the Blue Jays (again)
Who's the greedy one here?
Nolan Bailey
>rags
John Ramirez
I went to minute maid a couple of weekends ago, and I'm always disgusted by how much they pander to the Hispanic market, and I'm Puerto Rican. >There's literally a "pick which Goya can has the baseball in it" minigame on the video board between innings wtf is this shit?
Evan Morgan
>Dominican >Not black
Gabriel Lee
>snesk
Michael Taylor
MARINERS!
Colton Scott
What does a random company buying a little game on the jumbotron for ad space have to do with "pandering to the Hispanic market"?
You might as well get mad at the Giants for having a giant coke bottle in AT&T park because it's "pandering to the white market"
Nathaniel White
Okay. I get the hockey >rags hate but why are Texas Rangers hated here?
Elijah Brown
For once the Tiggers bullpen didn't poop itself to death.
Tyler Phillips
No one likes a bully :(
But we like when bullies get bullied :)
David Wright
UpGOD
Henry Ramirez
>the leaking urinal of pissboi
Jayden Thomas
There's a bunch of shit like that though, like Latin music playing before the games (no, it isn't walk-up music). I've only been to two games there, so it might not be like that all the time. Not even the Rangers do that
Julian Hall
Sour grapes and sour grapes
Bentley Gutierrez
>Carrasco sauce: Carlos too hot for Blue Jays someone got paid to write this
Brandon Gonzalez
Does he think urinals are water fountains?
Ian Price
we aren't 'hated' here, the al west is sort of overlooked as a division in general. But we've had the most success out of the all the clubs cumulatively over the last decade, and haven't been able to close the deal. So it's a combination of jealousy and mockery.
John Baker
Kek, that's been going on since as long as I can remember going to games (so at least since '04). It is dumb, but it makes sense for a business standpoint. All the black people around here only watch the rockets and Texans, the white rednecks only watch the Texans, the asians/Indians/pakis only watch the rockets, and the illegal hispanics/euros only watch soccer, so that pretty much leaves non-redneck white people and legal hispanics to watch baseball. And there are a lot more hispanics than non-redneck whites. So they keep catering to them.
Aaron Hall
By that I mean their fans towards other teams, especially during game threads. Not to mention them getting BTFO for all their trash talk is hilarious.
Chase Rogers
how bout them Os hon
Brayden Mitchell
It's pretty comical really. I went when they gave out Correa jerseys last season, and I think I saw more Puerto Rican flags in the ballpark than anywhere else in my life. I didn't even know Texas had a huge Puerto Rican population
Matthew Martin
so it's basically the same as in NHL wierd coincidence
Easton Wood
>Justin Wilson named Tigers closer
praise the lord
Xavier Lopez
Umm sorry sweetie, we only talk about the Dodgers in this house.
Liam Martin
Os? Orange Ducks?
Angel Carter
This , they talk a big talk but can never back it up. Funniest thing is when they post about how "OBSESSED" and "jealous" other fans are. It's wild.
Jose Walker
>rangers >haven't won a playoff series in 6 years >bullies
Logan Rivera
bullies >:(
Luke Harris
Case in point. An obsessed Lastros fan bitterly shitposting whilst wiping stinging tears from his eyes at the fact that the Rangers team and fans all line up to fuck his mother.
Connor Bell
i kinda hate the rags desu
Evan Walker
Josh Hamilton murdered a fan in cold blood on live TV.
Angel Peterson
How's that cunt been for you guys? I couldn't stand watching him throw 832932 fastballs in an inning, just to have 90% of them be fouled off
Justin Hughes
Test
Dominic Jackson
is that guy covering up an erection?
Matthew Cruz
>i kinda hate the rags desu
Don't we all, user, don't we all.
Ryder Harris
Blown JUSTin Wilson save incoming.
Easton Jones
>Lastros >His team is bringing up the rear this year
Absolutely hilarious, even when you guys are dead last you still try to talk shit
Hunter Price
Here's a quick rundown:
>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series >Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence >When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings >Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence (Continued in next post)
Hunter Hernandez
Kinda his mistake that he jumped for the ball
Evan Watson
We aren't last in the division look at our record we are 20-14.
Bentley King
He isn't playing for us anymore but he was really, really awful. Like moreso than most closers that come to Detroit and suddenly implode. We have K-Rod now who blew two straight saves and was replaced today.
Kayden Gray
Never mind, it literally won't let me post the rest of the >rags pasta
Eli Kelly
Lmao my pitcher managed to finish the 7th inning without giving up a run like a choking shitter
Jordan Gray
>rags
Colton Brown
>he doesn't give his players a reach around to keep their heads in the game
Luke Bell
Why the HECK is that pasta not allowed to be posted?
Aaron Morgan
what pasta?
Lincoln Stewart
is he a good boy dindu?
Hunter Martinez
The one that starts with >The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series And ends with >Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?
Kayden Edwards
No. He is a druggie and a cheat. He should join Jenrry Mejia.
Jayden Hill
it's pretty much the same as NYR
just so you are in the picture: >one of the original 6 teams (1920s) >haven't won a cup since 1994 >4 cups in 90 years >currently trying to get the cup again, can't make it past Round 2 though >trading draft picks for washed-ups that will inevitably fall-off in few years (I'm looking at you, Nash) >desperatly trying to use the window that's about to close real soon >having a AA+ superstar goalie but otherwise a meh offense and shit defense
The future is not bright...
Grayson Murphy
...
Anthony Powell
>opening day
Does she know it's not a 1 game season?
Nolan Walker
it's a natural reflex for a rags fan
she can't help herself
Andrew Powell
The sneks just showed me you don't need to have Fernando Rodney to blow a close game.