ITT: Things you think only you do
>I'm on call at work and often the extra shifts are up for grabs so whenever one of the managers sends out a 'can someone work' or 'can you work...' message I immediately reply 'yes i can' without first reading the message
>I eat as much as I can in the staff room and usually pocket shit loads of snacks on the table just so fellow staff won't get any because I hate most of them
spit my coffee back into my cup so i can drink it a second time without having to get up and get another cup
I sit in my room alone all day shitposting on Sup Forums and feeling suicidal but being too much of a coward to actually do it
its things you think only YOU do user
not things we all do
Way too close to home.
i wholly embrace depression as a part of who i am and aspire to continue to live if only to grate against everyone who follows stupid societal ideals like "depression is inherently abnormal and needs treatment because 'chemical imbalance'" instead of asking real questions like "why are your chemicals imbalanced" and "is it actually a problem or the burden of individuation in a society that discourages identity"
play endless sans on speed
Take creep shots of my co-workers.
Put hot sauce in my peanut butter sandwich, because it tastes good.
lemme see em
tl;dr it's not me that's fucked up it's literally everyone else
what about cameras and shit, arent u worried?
thats a pretty serious offence these days, especially in a work environment
There are no cameras where I work.
I chew my foos into balls and eat them after the boring part of the meal ia done. Flavor town.
So i like to eat alone.
So you're saying it's easy to shoot up your entire office and not get caught?
No. There's no reason to be worried, the majority of people these days walk around with their phones out.
Whether you're texting or you've got the camera open doesn't really matter, you don't stand out in the slightest.
Unless you're doing some sneaky shit like hiding the camera under their desk pointed at their panties in which case yes, it will stand out.
I claim to have a 3.4 GPA when it's 2.8.
My fucking KDR is higher than my GPA.
we're not so different, you and i
My brother
Yeah basically this.
I'm not going to go into any detail but that would be somewhat difficult to do.
I'll flush the toilet halfway through my piss and then try to finish peeing really fast before the toilet finishes flushing. It's a little game I play.
Metal detectors??
I don't buy it tho. I think the creepshot guy should post evidence.
Thanks for the wonderful Marge, user.
I dont flush the toilet at all when i piss cause muh water conservation. Each flush wastes up to 15liters of water and I dont have one of those half flush options. So to counter the pissy ammonia smell i usuall leave the lid down and then flush the toilet on my next shit
feelsenvironmentallyfriendlybro
I chew raw garlic cloves
i do that too
When I lay in my tummy, I squeeze my butt multiple times to make it bounce
Honestly, I'd love to but you faggots on here would probably some how figure out everything about me down to what my DNA looks like.
So no thanks.
I love Ellie
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as gross as that is that's actually very healthy for you against disease, cognitive impairment etc
Mah nigga
i did that for a while when i was younger
my dad used to give me shit about it
we already know you're a straight or bi white male in your teens to mid 20s with mild autism and/or an internet porn addiction.
also that you're highly impressionable/impulsive.
When I'm done taking a shit, I turn the hot water on, on the sink so I can let it get hot because it's not instant hot water. I then wipe my ass and stand up. By that time, the water's hot and I wash my hands. It saves me overall time spent in the restroom.
gross? nah fuck that, garlic is fucking delicious
me too man, me too
yea cooked on a pizza or something, anything its fucking delish but raw mangs seems a bit too much for the taste buds
and waste water, way to go dumbass
potable water isn't infinite
not anyone who replied but raw garlic tastes pretty good
on the other hand, onions tastes like ass unless they're cooked
nah they're still just garlicy. they've got a zing to them
i punch the walls when i'm mad
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When I shower, I lie down in the bottom like I'm taking a bath.
I jack off to mangas about female rape while listening to psychology lectures by Jordan Peterson.
Not sorry for my habit, bro. I only wash my hands with HOT water. I'm not going to wipe, then just be mindlessly standing there, staring in the mirror while waiting for the water to get hot. I'd rather be productive and actually wipe my ass at the same time as the water is heating up. It probably takes less than a gallon of water's pouring time to heat up, so nothing's really "wasted." It saves me overall time spent in the restroom. Nice hollow, meaningless insult, dirtbag. Besides, we don't have a shitty water crisis where I live.
I stare at the wall just hoping I don't wake up tomorrow
For most of my childhood and teenage years I've been digging a pit in the forest near my parents house. I moved some furniture into it and I'm thinking on moving a generator and living in it soon. Rent is so bad here and I enjoy my pit.
is that chewed up chik-fil-a wrapped in waffle fries?
Anybody intelligent enough to see past their biological and social programming does this.
I do it 3/4 of the way through
fucking living the life
i'm jelly
Never get laid
With a little hard work you too can live in a hole in the forest.
Dude, who doesn't?
est my boogers
crunchy ones are the best
i think most of Sup Forums is bot bullshit. would i be right? be honest... thanks
i always set microwave times in improper notation, and always in times divisible by 6.
ex:
if it says 4:30 on the instructions, i set it to 3:90
if it says 4:00, i set it to 3:66
no idea why
audible keks had
I arrange the furniture in my room so that it would look good on a sitcom / TV show
I live alone and don't own a camera
have you looked into autism?
>see dumb retarded gamer tags
>Imagine them being read out loud in court
user please for me, install a series of motion sensors controlling laugh tracks and sitcom-y audio files so everytime you enter a room an intro song or audience applause plays.
hate white people from shitty countries, like south america, they can live in countries much better than these shitty places called countries