Hello Sup Forums, your in for a real treat today if you wander on to this thread. This starts at a High school...

Hello Sup Forums, your in for a real treat today if you wander on to this thread. This starts at a High school, Long ago, In a School district far from heaven

Part 1: Shitting menace

>Be me
>go to “Liberal acceptance high school for tolerance”
>Tards are allowed to wander when we are all at lunch
>One tard in particular ADHD and Low functioning autism had a ABSOLUTE OBSESSION with star wars. Lets call him Down Vader
>He wore a flat black robe, he had his $1oo dollar Tard-proof dueling lightsaber. He practiced everyday outside. He became the Alpha tard
>not gonna lie that lightsaber was fucking cool
>I'm in Algerbra class when I hear a faint”rrrrRRREEEEEeeeee” going down the hallways
>Tard running around no pants and shitting everywhere
>Vomit.png
>Out steps Darth Down
>He yells in a mighty tard voice “STHHHAPH”
>Wild tard looks at him
>Darth Down is visibly upset
>With 4 mach speed he whips out the lightsaber and it makes the VWOM
>Dead fucking silent
>Darth down stares daggers at wild tard when suddenly tard lunges at him
>Ohfuck.png
>Darth evades it due to ADHD speeds
>Tard stumbles on floor
>Darth raises his lightsaber to defend himself
>This time tard swings a punch and lands it on Darth
>Tard wranglers FINALLY SHOW UP after doing fuck all
>Darth puts his saber back and goes with wranglers peacefully
>Darths first challenger...Count Doodoo
3 days Later…
>Darth is being harrassed by Count Doodoo
>One day Count Doodoo “Accidently” shit all over Darths cloak
>I went to take a shit and who do i see
>Dath
> “Hey man you ok”?
>He looks me in the eyes...His eyes were full of hate and anger and his cloak stained with shit
>He unleashes tard scream and i run the fuck away
-Cont-

Next Day
>He comes into school
>With one extra light saber
>Break finally comes and tards are milling around
>Darth and the Count meet in our main lobby
>The count stares at darth with questioning potato look
>Darth throws extra light saber on the ground next to him
>Tard fumbles with it and stands up straight
>Everyone is quiet and makes a circle
>Darth yells : DUELLLL”
>Count Doodoo lunges at him and he dodges it swiftly
>Count has time to react and flicks away darths blow
>They exchange blows and each time they block them
>Darth whips out some fancy sith move and sweeps the count off his feet
>Darth continues to beat him with it and tard guards show up
>Dath says they were playing star wars
>This was the beginning of a great Journey

>Lets call him Down Vader
>Out steps Darth Down

Part 2: Cult of the Jedi
Dath Down is now the Alpha tard. He couces a select few “force sensitive” autistics and every break he trains them in the ways of the force
>be me
>high school break
>I watch Down train the younglings
>All is ok till some chads are laughing in the corner
>Down ignores it
>end of break
>in math with a “padawan”
>One of the chads from before throws a piece of paper at him
>Bigfuckingmistake.png
>Tard gets up
>THROWS CHAIR AT HIM
>Tard dives onto chad and continues beating the shit out of him
>Wranglers show up and hall him away to the quiet room
Lunch
>Down is upset with the padawan
>He tells padawan that he isnt apart of the jedi anymore
>Tard lashes out and darth doges it
>90000 decibel RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE erupts from the tard
>the two start going at it
>Down tries to sweep him off of his feet
>Tard jumps and an overhead swing downs Darth with a lightsaber
>Hit was so hard that you can hear the lightsaber crack
>Down lies on the floor and the wranglers catch the tard
>Down is no longer alpha tard…
>A new sith lord is among the tards
>Dan
>Down was keept away from other tards for being an influence
>Dan spent the time watching anime to learn sword fighting techniques
>Tards ramped up their antics
More?

>Count Doodoo
haha

post moar, this is golden

Part 3 ITS A TRAP
Down is rarely seen but when we do see him, he is broken. Dan and the Sith use “alternative” attacks…
>Be me
>Be in computer lab
>making some stupid exame
>hear kids running to one side of the hall
>Wutthefuck.img
> open door
>See a sith taking a shit right in the middle of the hall
>I actually hold in the vomit
>janators rush to the scene
>Tard wranglers haul him off back to tard class
>I would grow accustomed to this months on end
>The worst shit attack was 1 month after the first atack
>I was in AP Statistics
>I hear screming
>Then I see a 7/10 run down the hall
>Toppless
>covered in human feces
>Tard runs out of girls bathroom
>IMFUCKINGDONE.png
>Punch the tard right in the throat
>He stumbles down and I get on top of him beating his face in
>Mashedpotatos.img
>As I threw in my last punches everyone is horrified.
>Some other beta in the back says “a-annon, why”
>Cop drags me off and I am in handcuffs
Shall I continue?

keep going, user

don't leave me hanging!!

Please keep this shit coming! it's fucking amazing

user dead?

>2018
>not pretyping your greentexts
pic related, is OP

Part 4 Secret power of the Jedi
Tard I beat up his parents are pissed Have to write an appology. This is the most disturbing part of the story.
>Be me
>Prom
>Sith have light sabers
>Im in the back smokin like an Injun
>Im high as hell
>then suddenly Down comes in.
>Then behind him, Is 20 tards wielding lightsabers
>Mygod.png
>Everything is dead quiet except the music
>Id recommend playing Pruit Igoe and Prophecies at this time
>Dan leads in front of 20 tards.
>As a prehistoric tard cry erupts Dan charges at the jedi
>Following are 20 sith lords
>With gusto the star tards begin fighting
>It was an event like one can't discribe
>Chard go on rampage and start to beat the tards
>I go in yelling GOD BLESS OUR SOULS
>Its absolute anarchy
>I remember knocking out 4 tards.
>then the shit storm happens
>Tards are throwing shit
>Dan is attop the DJ booth and screaching
>A large fat Tard charges the tower booth
>Suddenly the whole stand comes down
>No matter the Tards and chads keep fighting
>Cops swarm the dance floor
>Grab a tards lightsaber and run through back doors to woods and all the way home
>At age 29 I still keep this to remind myself of the horror….
>Get email from a chad thanking me for my help
>This however is not the end
More?

Hold on autists im typing part now

>chads vs jedi larping tards
what in the goddamn

Keep it up! it's getting even better.

Part 5 God is dead and we killed him
After the Prom battle ALL SCHOOL DANCES ARE CANCELLED Dan Is apha tard Down after the storming is now in a separate building entirely. Tards are out of control
>Be me
>end of high school
>Worried about another tard attack in the day
>Theater fags are putting on play preview. For MacBeath
>There is a reason why the play is cursed.
>It turns out that Down Vader is in the assembly hall
And guess who is staring as macbeath.
>Dan
>One by one Jedi Tards gather about to rush the stage
>Dan yells DIIEEEEEEEE in an autiscic 203899980 Debacle tard voice
>They gave Dan a 5'7 long sword bc Macbeth
>He whips it around and Down Vader already has his drawn
>A due of fates presumes and everyone is ape shit
>Down uses his clasic sweep
Dan stomps and BREAKS down Vaders leg
Dan presumes knocking his sword into downs head
Tard guard pulld Down vader away from Dan.
In that event a new faction immurged..
Katana Naruto weebs

This is either the most fucked up school ever, or the greatest larp I've read in a long while.

Either way, please continue, good sir.

>mfw star tards

Dude you're trying so hard not to try. Reading this made me uncomfortable because I know people who think "count doodoo" and saying "tard" fifty times would be funny, and i hate those people

Post stolen lightsaber with timestamp

Part 6 The Rising Sun
As the Macbeath attack was over. a new enemy from the basement emerged. The Weebs....
Training Katanas and Monster in their veins they were fierce fighters... Till the end
>Be me
>Now senior
>Get back to school
>See I have dan in my class as some tard integration shit
>Fuckmylife.img
>Then some retard walks in.
He has a Goku robe on a Japanese suicide pilot headband on and more pimples on his face than Verdun in 1918
>Dan dosent mind till the edge of the weebs training sword hits him in the face
>Wrong move
>Dan Whips oot the sword and they duel
>A few parrys are implimwnted
>Teacher GTFOs
>The Weeb Yells BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIII at the top of his lungs
>He charges Dan pinning him agents a wall
>Dan some how spins at mach 10 speeds
>Cop comes in and drags out weeb
>Dishororubu.wav
>When the weebs saw there brother get escorted down the hall they were pissed...
>Dan learned the eastern katana art from watching youtube vids and began teaching a way to defend yourself agents the long swipes and over head strikes
Shall I continue?

show leia nigger

Sorry annon, phone is broken because I dropped it while doing dishes