I didn't wash my coffeemaker before its first use AMA

I didn't wash my coffeemaker before its first use AMA

You filthy nasty motherfucker

I guess my first question, is how do you have time to balance making coffee with being such a giant faggot and everything else that entails. Like swallowing all the dicks?

How do you get your coffeemaker to stick out from the wall like that? Doesn’t the coffee just fall onto the floor?

gotta love that plastic taste?

Coffee. Coffee gives me the energy to do all that being a faggot entails.
Are you really this fucking retarded?

I never wash shit before i use it first time.

what kind of shitty brand coffee you brewing there?

Wow that is a really nice picture!

Are you really so fucking retarded you can't even take a proper picture?

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That picture is very proper and nice.

He's on a spacestation you idiot

>sideways
>over exposed
>blurry/lacking focus
Oh sure, yeah, great job if you fucking hate taking good photos.

I'm using some random coffee grounds I found at this filthy Peruvian market. Normally tastes good, but tastes very plasticky

Tastes like China, enjoy your cancer.

It's the new style retard and you don't don't about gravity defying coffee makers yet? Where has your autistic ass been the last year?

I'll try but no promises

Is this better?

Yes. Very nice picture but not as nice as this picture

How about this one?

I'm sorry comrade, here is another

Who buys a used coffee maker from a garage sale?

Who said it was used or from a garage sale?

Well now you have AIDS
But look on the bright side, you will lose a lot of weight

is that a wet floor sign in the background

In your first photo it looks scarcer and weathered.

Who gets a coffee maker from the free section of craigslist?

That's a TV I don't use, user

No it's a energy cost sticker.

Which is it fggt?

I don't know, who?
Also please keep the questions coming!
Sticker from an appliance.

I cave a question, why does your coffee maker look weathered and beat to shit in the first pic, did you buy it at a fucking garage sale?

I bought a new drawsher.
No I bought it from dollar general. Not sure why it looks old. I think they sold me a used machine. Probably why the coffee taste rich.

Who gets a coffee maker from that house with the weird lady with all the cats who walks around the block in her robe looking for Harvey, even though Harvey died years ago after suffering from alzheimer's and went to the park at night falling off the big slide, then the house burned down after she smoked and forgot she didn't smoke but the cat knocked the lamp over and she never got to find out what the answer was on the Price is Right?

I pissed in a coffee maker once and let it boil, then returned it

Not me. I bought it at Dollar general.
I bet you drank it first.

Did you wash your coffeemaker before its first use?

That shit ain't new

Yes of course I did. Can't you read retard?
It was supposed to be. It was in a shiny box.

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