Confession: I'm a high school teacher with a crush on one of his students

Confession: I'm a high school teacher with a crush on one of his students.
Ask me anything.

God damn I wish i had a teacher like that, only thing you gotta worry about is if he brags to his friends, i wouldn't talk about it at all unless i have graduated medical school

Why like younger girls btw?
Women out there would be horny asf

>t. literally every single hs teacher

Any accidental groping? Done anything?

Are you a high school teacher with a crush on one of your students?

"his students"

See that's what's wrong with the world, immediately I lost my boner when I realized you're a dude and it just came off as creepy

If only you taught PE

How old are you, Mr. user?

>implying I'm female

I think you just answered your own question

No, most of my colleagues are crusty middle aged women.

Nah, I'm not a rapist.

In fact yes. How did you know?

If I taught PE at least I'd have a reason to be picturing her all hot and sweaty amirite?

27

>most of my colleagues are crusty middle aged women
You'd be surprised
Also these are the ones that get away with pursuing it the most often

>His students

Fail her and tell her to blow you for an A

Nah, they're too boring for that shit
One of our math teachers (a man) really obviously creeps on the middle school girls though
I like him tbqh. He keeps suspicions away from me kek.

Nah, that'd throw up all sorts of red flags because she makes straight As on her own.
Plus I don't just want a bj, I wanna wife the bitch.
It's gross.

> Nah, I'm not a rapist
So your whole situation is that you like a girl. Cool story.

How bout you find somebody your own age. OP is an introvert cuck faggot lacking the social capacity/skills to bed an adult woman.

How old is she

It fucking should be.
Instead it's I like a girl and can't ever do anything about it.
Fuck this gay earth.

I don't want to bed adult women.
All the ones I know are boring as shit.

18.

are you a gay teacher?

Pic of her

My roommate is 27 and is gf is 18 so there's some hope for you
I'd say just find her instagram and jerk off to her pictures

Nope

Don't have any and wouldn't post them if I did

Yeah except because of the fucking context, it can't ever happen without ethics blackballing for the rest of my career and severe moral outrage.
If we were just two normal people, it would so be happening. Fuck this gay earth.

fuck off OP. if u are not a girl nobody cares.

Wait, so you are telling me you are too beta to have a go with a legal girl?

Man, I`m sent to another fucking country to fight and die for a fucking government I hate while the girl I love will be fucking Chad and Mandingo. If I get back alive she will have children and what the fuck not, all while an asshole like you doesn`t fucking dare to make a move on a legal girl?

Fucking kill yourself, or better yet, enlist and die with me kinderfucker.

That sounds like you fucked up way more than me, m8

She's gonna graduate eventually

You sound creepy as fuck.

Let me ask you this: If you were to stand up at a school assembly and say "I am intimately interested in a student that is underage and which I have a duty of care. Should I try to take advantage of that and attempt to have sex with a child?"

Its a stupid idea.

You should kill yourself if you can be attracted to the personality of a high schooler at that age. I dated an 18 year old when I was 24, and it was just fucking awful easily my worst experience. They don't know anything about the real world, and everything they like is shit. Seriously dude grow up and find a woman and stop fantasizing about some fucking kid.

No shit Wattson... At first I simply wanted to die, but that was before knowing the NEET way.

I want to be at home all day everyday doing jackshit anything. Playing videogames and watching porn since I can`t score for shit even when in uniform.

I knew I sucked before enlisting but god fucking dammit, I didn`t knew I was so undesirable.

Yeah, but if I go for that, there's no way in hell anyone won't believe something happened while she was my student. I may not go to jail, but I'll definitely get fired and never hired again.

Plus, I'm pretty sure I'm teacher-zoned at this point. Like she's giving me all the signs she's into me, but she's so straightlaced and wholesome, I'm pretty sure it'd be an immediate "wtf no".

That's a complete assessment of the situation though.
>she's not underage/not a child
>I'm not trying to take advantage of anything. She's just a girl I'm into. No manipulation going on.
>I don't wanna just have sex with her. I wanna do all that cutesy shit I normally think is gross. I wanna buy her shit for Valentine's Day and take her to meet my parents and sit through watching shitty romantic comedies just because she likes them.

Eh, I think you're making an overgeneralization. I've been in that same situation and felt the same way (well I was 21), but this girl isn't my ex. She's got her shit together a lot more.
Plus everything ADULTS like is shit. If I have to sit through one more staff table conversation at lunch about something that happened 30 years ago or remodeling someone's kitchen, I'm gonna kill myself.

Sorry bro. Uncle Sam fucked you in the ass good.
I'd buy you a beer if I could.

OP, are you gonna try to actually get with the student?

Am nearly fucked out drunk already, cheers anyway.

It`s the best way to deal with the sore ass. Cigs were better but it fucks with your lungs horribly.

I`m going to bed, just follow your dream. If you get teacherzoned so be it. I was every damn time I tried anything so I ended up alone and bitter after 23.

You seem to had made better choices than me all the same, so I can assure you even if you make her pregnant you sure as hell will make it out good. Trust me, I had seen way worse.

post her picture so we can see if shes worth your creepy old man crush you piece of shit

remember to shave balls
add that to your to-do list

>Giving signs she's into me

Regret is worse than rejection OP

let us not forget this party

While she's my student? Fuck no, I ain't about to play that game. I'm just gonna get drunk and cry about it on the internet for a while.
Afterwards? Maybe, maybe not. I've got half a plan. She's going to college out of state, so that's at least an opportunity to avoid all the local gossip. We could do it lowkey and no one would know. Or at least that's what I try to convince myself.

I mean, aside from a shitty teacher's salary that means I can't afford to actually take care of a kid, I'm totally down for getting her pregnant. I see that kind of future with her. It's disgusting.
But shit's never gonna happen.
Sorry you've had a shitty time, bro. You seem like a good dude. Here's hoping it gets better.

Not gonna post pics for obvious reasons, but she is.
There have been multiple times she's come up to me when I've been with other teachers, and as soon as she walks away, all the women immediately go "She's so pretty."
I'd think she was a succubus if it wasn't for the fact there isn't a single evil thing about her. Is there an angelic equivalent to a succubus?

Every morning, bro.
I don't make amateur mistakes.

Easy for you to say. You won't be homeless.