Ancientfag here giving advice to the young. Ask any question you want about life, I'll try to answer it

Ancientfag here giving advice to the young. Ask any question you want about life, I'll try to answer it.

bumping with tits

Age doesn't necessarily correlate with wisdom. You could just be an aging loser idiot for all we know.

True, you might not need this thread. There are a lot of people that have pretty basic questions like "should I try to talk to a girl" or whatever.

Hustling and making money. Go

It's risky and usually not worth it. If you have to, remember that the golden rule is to tell people what they want to hear. If you can make them feel good about themselves or give them hope, they will do anything you want them to as long as you keep the good feeling up. Desperate or scared people make for good marks. Know your audience, and play to them. Make them scared, or find scared people. Give them a believable easy out, and they'll be pliant marks.

bumping with goth girls

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Should I quit weed?

yes

Should I run over cia niggers if they don't glow in the dark?

How much do you smoke? If you're asking this question, you probably should. If it's only a little bit every once in a while, it might be ok. Don't rely on it as a crutch to avoid addressing the real problems in your life. That goes for everything.

By definition they have to glow in the dark. Did you listen to a word he said?

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How do I get guys to want to make me come? Every guy I've been with thinks I'll get off if they put peen inside

Nice dubs. How old are the guys you're fucking? Tl;dr you need to ask, but the most effective way depends on their attitude towards sex is. Younger and more immature guys can be insecure, and feel a need to be making a conquest instead of being a participant in a collaborative process that takes work. In almost all cases, this comes down to asking with an increasingly desperate way. Make them feel like they are conquering you, or that they made the choice in the first place. Beg. Good sex workers and good kindergarten teachers have a lot in common because of the way gender roles are. Remember that there are exceptions to every rule, and that you need to communicate with them. If they're insecure, it might be hard. Especially if they're a sub.

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What should i do to have no regrets when i reach your age?

I was too busy getting high on gas fumes and sucking my brother's dick to pay attention

>implying anyone who goes here after a reasonable age is worthy of giving advice.

It's impossible to have no regrets, but you should talk to girls or guys or whoever. Remember that people want to fuck. Stay in shape, respect yourself and your body. Fuck some girls, have some flings. Don't give too much of your time or energy to them unless they give something back, but don't be mean about it. Focus on your studies and improving yourself. If you are a man, time is on your side. Don't marry too young. Try to travel while you're young, but remember to use protection. Above all else, keep in mind what you want out of life, and do not compromise much in seeking it, or you will forever be trying to make someone else happy instead of yourself.

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Expected way less from a random advice, thanks.
Until now i didn't have control of anything, so you can guess my age by that, i will try my best to have a good life

You should spend less time on Sup Forums.

I'm glad I could be of help.

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still here

Why is b lame now and why is the answer moot sold out?

Because all communities die over time. Moot grew up and wanted to do something other than the edgy shit he did as a teenager, and the politics and associations of Sup Forums meant that he couldn't date anyone but mentally ill people. Also talking to the FBI every three days gets old fast.

No questions here. Want to compliment your advice. Truly wise ancientfag

Give me some practical advice on how to be disciplined and focused. Basically how to be the most productive.

How do i get girls?

i really really really like this image

Go ahead and have it friend. It's all yours ;)

I’m having a hard time finding people in this new city. Big town right outside a major city, but I’m under 21. What do? I’m not really introverted just don’t want to be weird

Also I moved here by myself. I know only my coworkers & the few tinder dates I’ve been on

>Ancientfag

Define that. How old are you? What makes you more enlightened than me?

ty i guess, I think I'm just older than a lot of people here.

give me a little bit

your response will be part of the one to the above post

this is a rough one, but try activities that you legitimately enjoy and can contribute to. ones where you can be social.

I might not be older or wiser than you, but I might have a different perspective. It could be helpful, it might not. I showed up sometime before 2007, I'm not sure when anymore. It doesn't matter anymore. I'm nearly 30.

>2007
>ANCIENT

>I think I'm just older than a lot of people here.
>I'm nearly 30.

Not even close.
She was the centerfold the month I was born.

You need to make it harder to make choices that will make you fail. Set yourself up for success. You can achieve this by removing temptations from your life, and build better habits day by day. It takes time, sometimes months and years. Getting in shape can be a good start. You ease into it, and train yourself to go to the gym. Set up rituals such as having dedicated sets of workout clothes. When you put them on, you are going to work out. Maybe you might not go all the way to the gym if there's a storm or tornadoes, but you're going to do a stopgap routine with bodyweight. That way you train yourself to make it feel wrong when you don't work out after doing something. Apply a similar process to things you want to get done, and set goals. They need to be things you can break down into clear actionable steps.
Tl;dr improve yourself and don't chase after women. Let them chase you. Getting fit is a great start. Not just because it helps you in other aspects of your life by exercising your capacity for discipline, but because feeling more physically capable. That makes you feel more confident on top of being physically more attractive. Don't forget to work on your social gains. People are social creatures, and women even more so. If you have the social skills and friends to get at least one or two girls interested in you, then even more girls will follow. It might seem strange, but it's like how if you already have a good job at a well-respected company, all the other companies will want to hire you for similar roles.

Nice dubs. We're all fags here though. :^)

Remember that most of the people posting here are under 20.

And some who are over 50.
The World is a place full of diversity.
Many different folks.
Nice dubs. Ref 424

You are right you probably do have a different perspective. But you made the thread and said you had answers.

So do you understand why mankind is here?
Why are we here?

This is a hard one, and i've falled into that trap myself before. Ask yourself what activities you enjoy, and look for local groups focused around that. Also early 20s meet-ups if the city is big enough.
Go to any and every social event that seems interesting. If you're not in college, you might be playing on a harder social difficulty. Campus life makes it easier to meet people similar to you, different than you, or just people that are looking to fuck.
Pursue interests, try new things. Don't discount anything just because it's unfamiliar.

will cucking my bf change our relationship

I'm in college and find my instructor to br quite attractive. should I ask her out to maybe a movie at the end of the semester?

I'm doing everything I can to improve my life. Working a full time job that pays above minimum, going to the gym and I've lost 20kg so far. I'm even going out more trying to socialise but despite all that. Why does it feel like my life still sucks and it's all for nothing and I'm just going to be alone for the rest of my life?

> But you made the thread and said you had answers.
>Ask any question you want about life, I'll try to answer it.
I said I'll try, not that I have definite answers. Those are very different things. As far as I can tell, we've given the option to try to make the most of whatever circumstances we're born into. It's your choice to do what you want with it, and even to define what "the best" is. Whether or not you believe in a god or gods might guide the specific choices you make, but it doesn't change the fundamental aspect of having to grow up and accept that you must make your own choices. A lot of religious sects and philosophies neglect this in favor of eternal dependence on a parental figure. I think that's cowardly, and a way out of ever having to own up to making your own choices. Different people see different things as 'best', but love and survival seem pretty important. For some people, that can be described in a word as family. Others are less fortunate.

You did pretty well.

I think its to be born, to live, and to die.
The hobbies and lessons may change but those three are the same for all of us.

Yes. I don't recommend it. It will hurt him and destroy the relationship. If you're talking about cuckolding as a consensual fetish where everyone involved is informed, I don't recommend that either. Non-traditional relationships don't usually work out if people started out serious about monogamy. I've only seen one poly relationship last for any length of time, and that was only two years before it fell back into monogamy. It was messy.
Nice double dubs. How much risk are you willing to accept? I would usually follow a strict policy of not shitting where I eat, but if you really want to try, only try after grades are submitted. Otherwise the college might come down on you for inappropriate conduct. They might do so anyway. If you're determined, go ahead, but remember not to make her feel cornered.
My guess is that it's not what you hoped it would be. At the same time, you're not fat, and you're doing better than you were. Do you know what you want out of life? Are you living in accordance with that?

good night Sup Forums

ty

What leads to greater happines in life, an intelligent but not that hot or horny wife, or a dumb bimbo wife who's always up for it and dynamite in the sack but couldn't converse her way out of a paper bag?

This is exactly what I think, and why I don't want to cuck him, but he's so persistent and he's the best lover I could ever want, so it's hard to turn him down about the SINGLE thing he asks me to do in our relationship.