Ask a mixed martial arts fighter anything

Ask a mixed martial arts fighter anything

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no

looks a lot like chael's meal in one of the recent countdown episodes

h w do u slap

so you uh....you uh like white castle?

op is a faggot?

If u so tuff, y u not agl?

Do you practice fighting on your girlfriend or your dog?

The actor John Gielgud believed that of all Shakespeare's characters Hamlet is probably the one most like Shakespeare himself–since, of all Shakespeare's characters, only Hamlet can be imagined to have written all the Shakespearean plays. How good an understanding of Hamlet's character does Gielgud's belief reflect?

Fine American dining north and west coast

The fuck is the north coast nigga?

How is White Castle? Always been curious cuz we don't have them in Leaf Land

Yeah
No
No

BJJ? Most fighters don't train in a gi.

why to put hamburgers in boxes?

Its great

Can you explain the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics?

yeah, white castle can be uh, it can can be good

Was it hard coming out to your parents?

Why does my car stall in the cold weather?

Gielgud didn’t know shit.

How do you go to the bathroom in your space suit?

Should I fuck the fat girl?

Voltaire once wrote:
"Friends are the great thieves of time"

Do you agree and why?

how much pussy you get?

Is this a cold or the flu because I feel like shit tonight?

I’m trying to renovate an old 18th century well, but the adhesive I’ve been using keeps losing it’s hold on the materials after I apply it and let it sit for an hour. Is there a different kind I should use that would still be cost-effective?

Yes

Fuck you nigger

Who is this a picture of

Chicano trash

Inlaws are coming for a cookout tomorrow.
Steak or Burgers?

Dog cock faggot

How do you dispose of dead hookers?
asking for a friend

What’s the best way to prevent the build up of soap-scum on my dishes?

ur mom faggot

Sodium Tripolyphosphate

has you really far even as decided to use even to go want to look more like?

WTF
That's a cool effect

Are you joe rogan

The best burgers and fries right there.

People don't laugh at you for reasons you don't understand.

False. Aside from his plays Shakespeare most famous works are his sonnets with are all mostly about love, something Hamlet doesn't view in the same way that the sonnets do. Shakespeare is said to have written his sonnets and then shoved them away for a year to let the initial emotions die down and then revisit them later, something I can't see "gotta kill my uncle cuz the ghost said so" Hamlet.
Also the few Shakespeare plays we have are only a fraction of what he actually wrote, due to how plays where produced and written back then what we have today is the equivalent very accurate but still not the real thing fan fiction.

Do you have any tapout gear and do you wear it un-ironically?

Yes

most painful submission you've ever been in

How good is white castle 1-10?

10/10

The burgers are just the right size to make you want to eat a ton of them. The sides are all amazing too.

Holy fuck, that is terrible.

I wish I had money for food

saw this video posted somewhere, anyone got the link?

I've recently found out I am nothing in life. Long time coming, but would I be better off training to fight for the cash or just join the military?

As older 40s guy who works has family don't hate just give me some tips on what is practical street self defense minus firearm.

Or hate wtf its b and that sop but advice appreciated. If u care.