The homeless would give anything to be the guy who ducks inside to his cozy apartment.
The apartment guy would give anything to be the guy next door, who has a good enough job that he doesn't have to worry about being able to afford rent.
The guy next door envies his coworker, promoted yet again, getting to fly all over the world.
The coworker envies his boss, allowed to stay at home in his comfortable mcmansion, sleeping in the same place for more than a week at a time.
The boss envies the homeless man, out in the rain, because he doesn't have to tell his employees their big product flopped hard, and everyone's going to be out of a job so that his bosses can keep their golden parachutes.
The people raise their voices to the sky as rain pours down, and ask,
"What did I ever do to you?"
"Why do you make my life so miserable?"
The sky is silent save for thunder and rain.
I take comfort in the fact one day, it will wash any trace of me away.
Noah Cox
I enjoyed. Nothing special but not bad at all. Pleasesnt
Robert Sanchez
Beautifully melancholy post. I hope it isn't copypasta.
Logan Mitchell
Nah, Its all about upselling and becoming king of your edge of the map.
Connor Nelson
>The boss envies the homeless man No he doesn't, you stupid cunt. Take your tryhard "grass is greener" bullshit and fuck right off you barely-functioning retard.
Adam Nelson
Too much rage. Fuck off faggot
Mason Morgan
does anyone have the link to pic related?
Brandon Allen
an expert critical analysis.
Jonathan Roberts
Go watch Dead Poets while sodomizing yourself with your keyboard, fucko.
Thomas Bailey
keep that shit in your vocational writing class room, also the boss wouldnt envy the homeless man probably just have a drink and donate to charity
Matthew Phillips
smarter then the fag who wrote this
Isaac Morgan
Grow up. That's all I can say. Everything you posted is wrong.
Nathaniel Phillips
The boss can join the homeless man with absolutely no effort.
"Gosh, if only I was poor, if only someone else would accept all my money".
Levi Ross
Gay
Zachary Hernandez
'Rich people still divorce each other, and alienate themselves from their children, and suffer from existential angst, and develop cancer and dementia, and die alone and unloved.'
JBP - 12 Rules for Life
Jonathan Thompson
wouldnt mean they would wish to be homeless
Julian Butler
Go away, commie scumbag
Daniel Clark
only what a stupid person would say. it would not take absolutely no effort, in fact it would take a shitton of effort. he would have to throw away his lifestyle and reputation and years of what he had worked for in his life. thats not something you can just easily do.
Juan Price
its not about being poor and shit, its about having no responsibility you intellectual niggers. this is the problem with people on the spectrum, you literally cant read into anything more than word deep. your logic is as profound as a dog humping a stuffed animal.
everyone who has responsibilities feels trapped, but the only thing keeping us around is the weight of trust on us to keep other people fed/clothed/housed/employed/entertained which to a varying degree everybody does. so while the boss wont ever throw everything away and become the homeless cunt, he can still feel jealous of the homeless mans lack of responsibility.
Michael Butler
FUCK YOU NIGGER APE
Kevin Anderson
mhm and he would still only have a drink and donate to charity to get over it you autistic fuck
Zachary Young
No. People do what people want to do. The homeless want to be homeless. The bosses want to be bosses. The rich want to be rich. If you continue to want to be a whiny lazy little bitch then that's what you will become. Like I said, grow up.
Brody Mitchell
I envy the dead, and will until the day I join them.
Jackson Reed
projecting so hard
Jacob Torres
No, seriously, all he has to do is go be homeless. No degree or multi page application necessary. There is no waiting list. He can start immediately.
Envying the homeless is literally being too stupid to figure out how to get rid of all your money.
Jonathan Baker
You really think the jealousy the boss and the homeless man feel are in any way equatable?
Nolan Collins
>guy next door
Puto
Hunter Ortiz
when did the hurting start annon we need to go back to where this all started
William Ortiz
>I have read the wikipedia article on Ayn Rand: The Post
John Jackson
It is a lot easier than the homeless man reaching such bosses money and position in society
Lucas Hill
don't shift the goal posts faggot. when you're wrong, you're wrong chum. you need to stop.
Brayden Anderson
Are you the one who posts all the trap threads?
Adam Morales
I see you are confused. Nothing is stopping you from just going out that door and being homeless. It is super easy. Even someone too dumb to figure out how to give away free money could do it. I have faith in you.
Jayden Hernandez
>mfw being able to understand and explain human emotion to others creates hostility and angst among the audience.
get some life experience kiddos
Julian Torres
>don't shift the goal posts faggot. So your goal was just to prove that the boss feels *some level* of jealousy?
Even if that jealousy boils down to "Wow, counting all this money is taking a toll on me. I think I'll go to the Bahamas for a fortnight?"
Eli Hernandez
who does the guy with the parachute envy? I would be pretty happy if I had a parachute
Mason Diaz
your writing is gay and just over glorifying a brief moment few people have sorry we cant stroke your fragile ego to your liking
Asher Wilson
there isn't any way to measure jealousy. either you feel it or you don't.
it's not that difficult to see how a person under a great burden of responsibility could feel that a homeless person "has it easy" in comparison to his own situation. but the boss's only frame of reference is the responsibility he feels, in that moment of jealousy he isn't thinking about that homeless guy sleeping in a wet box, or eating from garbage cans, all he see's is a guy who doesn't have to go and tell his employee's that they're about to be fired.
Ayden Sanders
It is poetry and is partly true.
PPL who are uber wealthy are chained to their wealth.
That being said, there are plenty of upper middle class who retire early, and who have enough and no responsibilities so thats what the autists are trying to get at.
Asher Thompson
>there isn't any way to measure jealousy. either you feel it or you don't. Horseshit.
Joseph Sanders
Yeah, well he should be able to use a door knob. Most people can. He has the power to join the homeless guy if he was actually jealous.
Luke Collins
show us the jealousy meter annon
Carter Rodriguez
Did you know it's possible to give away your wealth? Now you know.
William Price
I gave $2000 away on a steam thread once. I know.
Nicholas Sullivan
Show us the fucking sadness meter, or the anger meter. Surely you'd agree that those things have varying levels of intensity?
Brody Sullivan
Yeah, it's the easiest thing to do. What sort of idiot thinks it can't be done?
Gabriel Thompson
what is finding some one to replace you and retiring
John Myers
literally just forget all that shit and have fun seeing the current events that transpire in the world every day. the earth is a weird place
Carson Diaz
read and shut the fuck up, you're so ignorant it hurts.
Colton Scott
No, you're supposed to feel sorry for him because he's got to actually work for his 500k a year.
Benjamin Watson
its also not a quantified measurement
Jeremiah Reed
Imaginary obstacles are still imaginary. Are you incapable of operating a door knob?
Easton Carter
is there a video of pic related?
Brody Gray
Quantify my dick you pedantic cunt.
Lucas Allen
PPL who earn that much have zero life and a lot of worries. Better to be a little rich and user.
Christian Martin
its based off your frame of reference you literal autist.
are you 12? or from a mudshit country where basic human emotion doesn't develop past fucking your little brother.
Daniel Reyes
ty for the support user. these other fucks think its as easy as just giving it away and walking outside. they also think everyone is as simple minded as them.
Gabriel Butler
its too small
Daniel Martin
are you incapable of understanding that whether it is real or simply perceived is irrelevant?
Blake Russell
It's very telling when your only obstacles are imaginary ones that can be overcome by using a door knob one last time.
Wyatt Wood
i think you're actually retarded m8.
Owen Taylor
Making up imaginary problems doesn't make you deep.
Jordan Martinez
at least we dont get fucked by imaginary problems you self victimizing fag go get bulled by your imaginary friends
Luis Bell
Well I can't argue with a smug reaction image.
Camden Reed
we solve problems not bitch about them
Jaxon Hall
saw this video posted somewhere, anyone got the link?
Dylan Ramirez
Some doors even have sensors and open for you. Maybe you should try one of those if it's more your speed.
Kayden Flores
r u veerus?
Nathan Myers
Holy shit, he stopped posting. Maybe he figured out how to use a door knob or he paid someone to open a door for him. Godspeed, user. Have fun living your homeless dream.