Is Lonzo Ball the ugliest man in sports?

Is Lonzo Ball the ugliest man in sports?

>that flag

Well you would know about ugly people

the fuck happened to Drake?

Not so fast user

Close but not quite

>that hairline

He has something kinda wrong with his head right?

How come mixed girls are usually qt but dudes are hideous?

Dobbs has alopecia, Lonzo is just fuckugly

*blocks your path*

that mexican guy with the weird hairline, or abortion face herrera

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They even have the same smile

This is your future, America

Did somebody drop an anvil on his head?

i genuinely dont understand how can you be a millionaire and not fix your teeth

id say he has an excuse with the car crash and all, but there no reason to not fix at least your teeth

not exactly good looking, but at least normal looking

Looks like an average American to me

millionaire regardless

Too much ego/pride. If you fix your teeth you let your childhood bullies win. Let them turn on the tv and let them see you are successful despite the jacked teeth.

but thats just unhealthy
fuck vanity and muh personal feelings, do it for your own health's sake

This is what every American will look like in 20 years

Matthias Ginter. He's proof that humans interbred with Neanderthals

If you truly believe this you may want to stop going to Sup Forums. It's unhealthy to let a satire site actually influence your views on life.

literally every mullato in nba

>Steelers got 2 guys with Alopecia (Shazier)
>I have it too
>Pats fan
>tfw my team is always crushing their dreams

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How's it unhealthy? It doesn't affect your life expectancy does it?

you can literally get an infection and die from bad teeth

Curry is fairly good looking unfortunately.

Not only that, tooth infection was one of the leading causes of death in pre-modern times

U wot

holy jesus those are the worst facial hair genetics i've ever seen

Fear The Beard

Kek. No wonder grew that's shit out. Looks like a corn ball nigga.

Nah he can grow a nice beard if he wanted to

Not even the ugliest man in basketball.

>he already has the JUST haircut

the Hawks have a guy who literally looks like an alien

THE UGLY BALLS

BBB FOR LYFE!

>dat grafitti "coming up" text
lel

He fixed them already i think.

t. jelly paki

>trying to do the Mr. McMahon powerwalk

How embarrassing.

>mfw good-looking
>mfw 6' 1"
>mfw qt gf

life is good, lads

This nigga look like a _____.

If you think Lonzo is ugly, then you ain't a Big Baller™

i think ESPN has accepted that white people are no longer watching

>tfw 6'8''
>ugly as shit
>fat wife

Tévez already fixed his teeth, that's an old picture

They need to accept that nobody, not even niggers watch ESPN anymore. It's all about Cowherd and SKEEEEEEEUUUUPPPP! now. At least that's what all the nigs at work talk about.

>Bullies

His teeth got like from poor hygiene. It should be no surprise he wouldn't get it fixed because he simply does not care.

Tony Snell

Aaron Moorehead

>mfw better-looking
>mfw taller
>mfw qter gf

life is better, lads

>If you fix your teeth you let your childhood bullies win.
You do realise that almost every good footballer was the school bully, right?

Wait, do you think superstar athletes were bullied as children?

y u h8 tho

blocks your path

his dad looks like a budget michael jordan

LaVar Ball is ruining his son's promising career to try and inflate his own shattered ego
imagine training to be a footballer your whole life and only ever getting good enough for the London Monarchs, fuck

I think they're just accumulating wealth in case his son busts.

5D chess

This. He's selling his soul to the devil and his son knows it and doesn't care. He's a bust.

soft ass nigga

kek

what are the parameters of being a "corn ball nigga"?

I would also like to know those parameters, as I am a white man from the Midwest, I don't interact with many blacks

Root for the steelers.

You can wear steelers stuff without being universally hated throughout the United States

right here senpai

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>what are the parameters of being a "corn ball nigga"?

It's a new term for the original term "House Nigger/Nigga" from slavery. A term used to recognize "higher class slaves" who got to work with extra privileges in the slave owners house.

Basically the majority of the black community in this country live in poverty and the only way out is through sports with hard work overcoming all obstacles, aka "Real Niggas".

Lonzo Ball comes from a well off family with a father who hates being a nigga yet knows how to sell the image. He's the biggest piece of shit snake this side of the Mississippi in other words and everyone knows it, including himself, and his son. Yet they know what they have to do to make money in the long run.

it's some real nigga shit by some snake light skin cornball ass nigga.

will BBB survive when lonzo busts?

That's their hope, that with one bust comes three more promising busts, all which will try and live up to the hype yet fail, but the money will still be rolling in.

It's literally 5D chess at this point and marketeers are starting to question whether or not they should jump on this.

lamelo will be the real one

Drake?

>alluah ackbar

Lonzo no!

I honestly feel bad for them, his dad pimps them out for publicity, and puts massive pressure on them to succeed.

He's literally the Disney movie incarnation of "living vicariously through my children" with a nigga twist. He's a perfect story and he knew it from the start. Slick ass nigga.

lol i went to class with this dude
hes famous now?

substitute their dad for any manager of nba franchise. fuck em, atleat he cut out the jews

this

Big Baller Brand is a logical outgrowth of Trump's America.

It is. I would do the same if I could, fuck everyone, nobody gives a fuck about me, nor you for that matter.

I'm just preaching to the choir at this point I guess.

Of course the anglo dentist-hater has to hate the ultimate aryan

Shield looking as nigga.

I always thought Datsyuk had an ugly mug.

He certainly does

What a dumb post lol

Angel di Maria aka Nosferatu

Lavar is using the exact same tactics Trump used to win the election. Say something shockingly stupid and rake in the free publicity.

Poor Sam