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>check cheap bootleg chink stuff in aliexpress
>see this
What did brazil mean by this?

>cost mush time

really nigs my nog

>3 months

Holy shit, do they deliver parcels with donkeys?
This is like postal service from the year 1600.

My $1 mousepad from Hong Kong took 6 months to ship. I completely forgot about it too.

goods travel in big containers
they travel as fast as those containers
when few containers move to a destination there is a big wait line

But why does brazil in particular take so long? Shipping that stuff to my inuit bros in buttfuck nowhere in greenland would take half the time

Bureaucracy

it's delivered by macaco

All the boat drivers are too busy eating UMA DELICIA

Brazil is a poor, corrupt, backwards shithole. 30% of the things that i buy get stolen during shipping.

Because the costums here is understaffed and retarded. Sometimes itens even get lost there.

I buy shit all the time online for over 10 years and never got robbed

I bet you're from the first world South Brazil, where the sun shines 24/7 and snows for 3 months.

Im from the northeast you retard

if you were Argentine it would be 80%

protectionism and bureaucracy

But you're white i bet, that's why no one steals your things.

I had been waiting for a parcel from usa for like 4 month once. Paid like 80 for delivery but the guy still had courage to fuck me up

>tfw I get 60% of my chinkshit whitin a week and a half.

>hot sauce on ebay
>the seller is a guy from poortugal
>shipping: worldwide
>the only exception is italy

probably some italophobe

Not really. If your shit get stolen it's probably because you live in a really bad city.