You're in a nightclub and this dude slaps your gf's ass.
What do?
You're in a nightclub and this dude slaps your gf's ass
high five him! then tell my imaginary gf to kick his ass.
I let the grim reaper finish the job it started already. That dude is on deaths doorstep and maybe slapping my gfs ass was on his bucket list.
Give him a hamburger.
id ask him what its like to model for gosha rubchinskey
give him some salve for his broken hand, maybe drive him to the nearest hospital
call my daddy
give this man a cookie for his unbelievable braveness
Run away.
2spooky4me
what is this miracle salve that heals broken bones?
Comfrey root
Id fart on him and with my gas finish off what hitlers didnt
Sneeze in his face and break his neck
:^(
offer him a sammich
>gf's ass
>gf
ohh op.......
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Drag his ass back to auchwitz where he belongs
excuse myself for pretending to have one
laugh, tease him and little then walk away pissed off at my girl so i can slap the fuck out of her in private for being a whore.
i'd go to bed that night in tears.
Enter his boipussi until he submits and then have my gf get her strap on and do the same
Tittys twist from flat ass nipples till they turn green
Laugh heartily while she beats his sorry ass to death
Ask him if he's just escaped the SS
Slap her ass too, kiss her and go back to my drink with the guys.
Scream allah Akbar in his face and then tie his shoe laces together and then light them on fire.