You're in a nightclub and this dude slaps your gf's ass

You're in a nightclub and this dude slaps your gf's ass.
What do?

high five him! then tell my imaginary gf to kick his ass.

I let the grim reaper finish the job it started already. That dude is on deaths doorstep and maybe slapping my gfs ass was on his bucket list.

Give him a hamburger.

id ask him what its like to model for gosha rubchinskey

give him some salve for his broken hand, maybe drive him to the nearest hospital

call my daddy

give this man a cookie for his unbelievable braveness

Run away.
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what is this miracle salve that heals broken bones?

Comfrey root

Id fart on him and with my gas finish off what hitlers didnt

Sneeze in his face and break his neck

:^(

offer him a sammich

>gf's ass
>gf
ohh op.......
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Drag his ass back to auchwitz where he belongs

excuse myself for pretending to have one

laugh, tease him and little then walk away pissed off at my girl so i can slap the fuck out of her in private for being a whore.

i'd go to bed that night in tears.

Enter his boipussi until he submits and then have my gf get her strap on and do the same

Tittys twist from flat ass nipples till they turn green

Laugh heartily while she beats his sorry ass to death

Ask him if he's just escaped the SS

Slap her ass too, kiss her and go back to my drink with the guys.

Scream allah Akbar in his face and then tie his shoe laces together and then light them on fire.