My autism peaked today

My autism peaked today

>be me
>spent all of last year losing weight and getting into shape
>actually manage to somehow make myself look like a decent human being
>cute girl from my lectures who I occasionally speak to asks me if i want to go to gym with her
>i dont even see her as a possible partner coz she's way hotter than me
>tell her to meet me there at 1
>she shows up a few minutes before i do
>we talked a lot in the gym but still not sure if it was flirty or not but she touched/stroked my arm 13 times (i counted) one time it was longed than 8 Mississippis
>we do some weights but mostly work on core muscles
>she's in pretty great shape
>after we finish i say "I really should have done cardio today"
>she says "well you can always come back to my flat for that"
>"why, do you have a treadmill there or something"...yes i said this
>she says "no" with a smirk AND a wink
>THIS DIDN'T REGISTER WITH ME
>"hahaha why would I come over then, besides I have to get home and feed my hamster"
>she looks at me weirdly like "really?"
>I don't even realize what I've done till I was speaking to a friend about it
>tfw when i turned down possible sex with a 8/10 girl to go feed my fat fucking hamster

I think i still have a shot though. We are still texting and plan to go to gym again soon.

Kill yourself dumbass

dude, not realizing it you actually turned her down, with what she thought was obvious.

This means, shell basically do anything she can to fuck you, just to proove to herself that she is capable. a.k.a you have all the power.
Now what you do with it is important, dont fuck it up. you dummy.

Girls allways respond to men who dont have time for them, its deep seeded daddy issues. Dont be overzelous and talk to her to much over sms.

Or you will fuck it up.

Kek. Not sure if real, but it was nice pasta and I kekd

This totally happened, dude.
Everybody who believed it, I know you're 12, but you should still kill yourselves.

None of those words you just said makes sense to me. I'm not a smart man.

rip

I wish it was pasta. I am really just that oblivious

ok ill dumb it down for you. give me a sec.

spaghetti everywhere!

similar thing happened to me twice when i was 17 (not in a gym) and i didn't realise until about ten years later that i was being offered sex
oh well. you live and learn

Because you turned her down , with what she would call a blatant try to get you over to her place, she now feels obligated to contact you again as women often respond favorably to men who dont seem to have time for them, witch most fathers dont have for their daughters as they grow up. so subconsiously she will try to gain your attention, wich basically means you have a free ticket to vag town.

Just incase anyone thinks this is pasta or fake I feel like I should say that this girl is so far the only girl who has shown interest in me first. So of course I was oblivious. Being a former introverted chubby guy who didn't socialise much this was new for me.

But if you act to corny and message her alot, a.k.a. seem to over keen, she will loose interest a bit.
So just stay cool. keep the messaging to a minimum, and see her then.

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She has already made up her mind that she wants to fuck you, so if you dont creep her out or fuck up royaly. youre in. just take your time. Go to hers, and bang.

I'll take your word for it, I really know nothing about girls.

theese are all from me, youre wellcome.

this wouldn't happen if women communicated plainly.
they also can't fathom that we may not be thinking about fucking them every moment, so they assume your mind was in the gutter already.

They are all verry obvious, and almost disgustingly typical at times. ive had a lot of sex in my days. but after a time ive lost all interest in sex.. as i find most women just stupid and annoying. sadly.

I didn't even message her when i came back. I was just too embarrassed after my friend made me realizerealise the situation. She texted me in the afternoon. I kept my texts short coz i was pretty nervouse (beta as fuck I know)

>tfw when i turned down possible sex with a 8/10 girl to go feed my fat fucking hamster
This should be a baner/slogan of Sup Forums.
Made me lol.
Anyway shit like this happens used to have it as well.
>teen party in a big park with friends
>drink,make a fire, and skinny dip
>stay up all night
>in the morning we walk back
>girl invites me to catch up on sleep at her place
>say "nah i'll sleep at home, more space for me"
>leave
>goddamnit

Just take a while to get more used to reading subliminal messages.

You must hae done something right at the gym. so get used to girls coming up to you more often, life will seem a bit brighter from now on. so yeah. congrats i guess.

>not if you an hero

thats just good. she thinks you are silent and cool. it worked out for ya this time.

Hey OP, one of four things will happen now:

1– she feels that you’re a challenge and keeps trying more to get you to have sex with her

2– she’s totally humiliated and will avoid you or become shy around you

3– she now thinks you’re gay :D

4– she suspects you’re autistic

dont let this faggot get to you. its 1. soo bovious.

I mean I'm not like ripped or anything but I'm im pretty good shape. Guess I just have to work on self-esteem and confidence now.

Not necessarily. Sometimes BTFOing a hot girl will just destroy her ego and she gives up

when it comes to women, just listen to them, dont try to fix their problems, just listen to them .. thats it. it aint rocket science.. cuz bitches will complain. its what they do. but if you can stand it once in a while, youll get nookie. you decide if its worth it. gn yall.

has no idea what girls really think.
lol

MFW OP becomes an autistic super chad who assumes that all girls like him because he’s confident now and misses social cues that they’re turned off, but because he ignores them gets all the girls anyways

>being autistic = 10/10 game

Other way around faggot

hard to get silly

I don't know if i would call myself a Chad. Autistic sure, but not a Chad.

If you get ripped at the gym & have godmode level confidence from not reading social cues, you will be a chad

I mean I don't think I'm crazy for not realizing she was probably asking me to go have sex with her. Especially when this is a first for me and I've never actually had a girl put out an offer like that so it's not something I'm accustomed to.

I can read social cues just not from girls especially when it's regarding sex or even a fucking date

>"more space for me"
a real gentlemen here

but even I can share such a story
>at b-day party from my parents friends
>met girl i know from childhood
>puberty did a great job, now a 7/10 with red hair
>talk to her about supernatural and stuff
>really great talk, starting to like her, since she was pretty annoying as child
>met up later at the fire place
>says that she is freezing
>i start stroking her back, she appreciates it
>comes closer to me, i stop stroking and just lay my arm over her shoulder
>talking the whole time about weird stuff
>not sure if this is the time when i should kiss her
>better not, i dont want to mess this up
>we look each other in the eyes
>maybe kissing her, wait for the conversation to get less weird
>suddenly she stands up and goes in the house again
>still not sure if I should have done it
>talk with male friend about it: user you should have kissed her
>talk with female friend about it: user its good that you didnt kiss her
>tfw when i'm still not sure
>tfw when she doesnt want to do stuff with me

Being autistic chad is hell on earth.

Girls hit on me, even when i notice i think about how sexist it would be and how much trouble fucking them would cause me and then i go back home, jerk off to porn and feel lonely.

I have rejected a lot of girls the last years and all i want to have is a girlfriend.

She told you to come fuck her. So go fuck her. Idiot.

Lol. Perfect.

Take that extra o from "lose" and place it where you're missing one from "too" and then kill yourself.

Ooohh OP you're fine son, don't worry about it.

This shit happened to me a few times as a teen. I'm gonna assume you're still pretty young but you'll get the hang of it.

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/thread

I'm 19 and thanks that's comforting to hear

See, you're still young kid. Don't even sweat it but i hope you fuck her.

You need to report this to the police NOW

#youtoo