Im a Crunchwrap Supremacist, AMA

Im a Crunchwrap Supremacist, AMA

What is your favorite furniture ?

reclining chairs

Dude, take a few bites, more pics.

wtf is a crunchwrap?

A heavenly offering from the good hombres at Taco Bell.

It's their second-best item after the Cheesy Gordita Crunch,

>taco bell
>heavenly
is that what passes for good food in NA?

Yes.

Why didn't you get a Cheesy Gordita Crunch ?

Chalupa gang bitch

This guy gets it

why are they so fucking good bro? also have you had the spicy or the double decker versions, I liked them okay.

Jesus Christ. My best friend is found. The only thing I don't do is the Baja sauce, I sub sour cream for that and it's gold.

are traps gay?

only if they don't have a feminine penis

Fuck now i want a crunchwrap supreme
It's too bad they don't deliver

yes

It depends on how feminine their penis is. I'd say it takes a ratio of 80 to 20 of femeninity to masculinity to be considered not gay. A ratio of 70 to 30 is reasonable in some circles, however is bordering on drag queen. 60 to 40 and beyondis certainly drag queen and transvestite range, as at this point this is just a man wearing a dress and maybe a wig. However, we are still waiting on the study's findings for conclusive proof.

GRANDE SCRAMBLER > crunch wrap

even 80 is a bit questionable, I like penises to look 100% feminine

why every time i eat taco bell do i get explosive projectile diarrhea?

because it's definitely not shit tier food

>I like penises to look 100% feminine
Do you even read what you type?

I admire your taste. I, too, enjoy crunchwraps.

Big Macs are best tho

OP here sorry was sitting at the dinner table eating my crunchwrap

yo has anyone put fries in it yet? i need to know

yeah, what's the problem?

yes, also Big Macs delicious
They’re crunchy, yet still soft and chewy somehow. They fit everything you could possibly want or need into a one-handed lunch staple. They’re the new “it” thing for a reason. Yet, as more and more Crunchwraps enter the Crunchwrap game, they will always owe an allegiance to the godfather, Supreme. With seasoned beef, nacho cheese sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, and a crunchy tostada shell for extra loud chewability, this is the Crunchwrap that made all the Crunchwrap rules. When the A.M. Crunchwrap does interviews, it talks about how it used to have a Crunchwrap Supreme® poster in its childhood bedroom. While other meal OGs end their culinary careers booking shows at regional casinos to help pay rent, the Crunchwrap Supreme® is golfing on its own island. Universities offer the Crunchwrap Supreme® honorary doctorates just so that it will speak at invocation. Yes, we’re all lucky to be alive and see the original Crunchwrap Supreme® look down on us.

because your not washing it down with baja blast