ITT: Post dumb quotes from the Bible. I'll start
Genesis 1:1
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth."
Atheism General Thread: Dumb Bible Quotes
Parker Hughes
Easton Kelly
She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20 NIV
Hunter Robinson
If this image is true then how did the first person come to believe in God? Who told him?
Blake Johnson
Who invented Santa or Superman or bilbo Baggins if they were not real?
Anthony Carter
Fedora CU:CK "Communism didn't kill for atheism, those 200 million people killed by atheism between 1900-2016 by atheists for atheist totally wasn't for atheism, atheism is a religion for cucks, God isn't real cause I got friend zoned again"
Landon Martinez
He deluded himself into believing it
James Lee
"He thinks god created everything??? hehehehe what a fucking retard. Its so obvious nothing created the universe."
Julian Cook
The same way all philosophy starts.
>someone thinks it with their noggin'
Alexander Thompson
I wish you would put "nothing" into my mouth
Tyler Clark
How do you know you're worshipping theright god?
Cooper Jackson
>Mfw Leaf doesn't understand physics
Connor Bailey
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Tyler King
Not saying you're wrong, but do you actually understand the maths and physics behind the big bang?
James Carter
Why would you worship a god in the first place, if you didn't know for sure he existed?
Why not worship somthing that is definitely real? Why not worship your ancestors or the future? Why not worship a god that is made to help your people instead of control them? Christianity and abrahamic religions make you care too much about "the next life" and not enough about the now, and the future of your people.
Jordan Hernandez
I researched it. I worship the Bullgod because I am he and he is me. I am God.
Carter Kelly
This is a politics board, fag
Cameron Wright
...........No...........
Blake Ward
>how could i be born with lack of knowledge
you were born omniscient?
Noah Hall
Probably the same abbo cunt who dreamed up a giant rainbow snake in the sky.
Jackson Roberts
You had knowledge prior to birth?
Benjamin Ramirez
Awwww
Camden Morgan
Hehe, that's a pretty nice meme kid, I've got a few of my own, Hehe. They're pretty dark though, I wouldn't wanna shatter your world christfags, or would I? Hehehe...