>Sup Forums actually rates this piece of shit
Sup Forums actually rates this piece of shit
Carson Martinez
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Jacob Rogers
lmao that penalty, almost chocked AGAIN. if wasn't for navas...
Isaiah Scott
>piece of shit
Would you rank him above or below Altidore?
Nathan Rivera
the problem with Greaseman is that he is too small , he has amazing skill but he's just too damn small for headers , or to even outrun anybody
Messi the one exception because he can dribble like a demigod
Hudson Wood
Most of his goals are penalties, I hope Manure buy this hack
Landon Wilson
Anyone else noticed when he shot the free kick over the bar and he already had his hands ready for his phone celebration?
Colton Brooks
would be a qt gf (male)
Brandon Parker
there are plenty of good short players you dumb cunt
Levi Nelson
????????????
most goats arent tall
Xavier Jenkins
name 3 manlets who are good forwards
Kayden Lopez
...
Caleb Hill
prime falcao, prime villa , aguero
Tyler Ramirez
Mertens, Neymar, Silva
Colton Walker
>falcao
5,10, not short
>villa
5,9
average height
Aguero
ok he's a manlet but not good at all , le good againts eplel teams
>mertens
literallly who
>neymar
5,9 - average
>silva
nigga sucks, and scores like once a month
Luke Carter
you realise Griezmann is 5'9 too right?
Juan Williams
Neymar is not 5'9. Most football players go by their morning height. Ive met him and I am 5'10 around the evenings and had almost 3 inches on him
Lincoln Collins
you realize that height on google isnt true, his the same height standing next to messi
Angel Smith
Pelé, Romario, Tevez
Thomas Roberts
hmm ok den
Josiah Gonzalez
>5'10
>still alive
haha wow mate how'd you even carry on with that burden
Lucas Ward
>it's him again
ayyy
Andrew Gomez
>morning height
W-what?
Austin Morris
romario & maradona senpai
Nicholas Mitchell
no iba este pendejo por el balón de oro?
Jaxon Richardson
>morning height
Were you born retarded, or did you hit your head?
Angel Phillips
lie in bed = spine relaxes = you're a bit taller than after a day of standing around
Dominic Reed
>morning height
>being this manlet
Ayden Young
Holy kek, he almost choked again, he's lucky Keylor is undersized. All this exposure still won't preent Manure from dishing out 100 millions for him, though, dumb britcucks.
John Price
I FUCKING HATE THAT CELEBRATION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hunter Taylor
Jace Green
>le footy lad look
How contrived. Sad!
Camden Ross
Oh my lord. What a fatass. Is that a shrek mask? Makes sense because he looks like an ogre indeed.
Evan Turner
care to translate a couple of lyrics? what did he mean by that?
Lincoln Murphy
that's not what he's doing
Jace Cooper
gerd muller, pele, dalglish
also a mandatory
>tf
>tt
Colton Brown
hazard
messi
neymar
insigne
mertens
dybala
salah
sanchez
Camden Wilson
he's a poor man's Reus
Evan Thompson
but he actually plays instead of being perma injured.
Noah Edwards
>5'10''
not short
>5'9''
average
Lol projecting much?
Leo Moore
>his best year was when he lost the UCL and the Euro finals
Chase Garcia
All Wingers
Alexander Thomas
they are all forwards
Ian Lopez
but the result is the same
Nolan Martinez
>5'9" isn't manlet range
Found the manlet. Anyone below 5'10" is a manlet in real life and anyone below 6'0" is a manlet on the internet.
Michael Miller
Not even mls shitters rate a loser like Altidore m8
Matthew Parker
Wingers are not the same as forwards
Eli Butler
>he could've played for portugal nt
Really triggers your neurons
Adrian Flores
irl ? get off 4 chins faggot