When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

Almost two years ago

2015
not sure how much longer I can go

Never

november

May. Trying to talk her out of getting back with her ex husband.

yesterday

Last night pic related

Idk what sex means

This morning.

Last night.

8 months ago, Sup Forums.

I'm sorry user.

;_; my buda

January 28th 1980. I remember the day like it was yesterday, which I normally say it was.

a few hours ago
>ama

About a month? Two months ago? Some hooker off back page. Super loose pussy. Are great post preggo titties.

3 months ago.

aDoes flopping out from my momma's cunt count?

2012. Not since the start of senior year of high school.

You say that as though I had sex at some point.

link for pic related pls

Saturday

never

Did you bang them OP?

10 minutes ago

>implying I already had sex

please kill me

Pic related.

2 years ago

why are her eyes so far apart? does she have down syndrome?

A week from today.
Supposed to have met up again yesterday but opposite schedules. Sad

I have never had sex before in my entire life

I don't know maybe. I think I might rent her out again, see what kinda large bulbous inanimate objects I can wedge in her cavernous maw.

Me too brudda

9 days ago. As I was fucking her I started to smell rotten fish, she’s was pretty clean, her house was clean but her pussy was filth, an innie but what’s the point when it smells like a wet dog?

It's been over a month now. Broke up with my girlfriend of 4 years. Feels bad man

The night before my birthday a few weeks ago. I got a hotel to party in the city with some friends, and texted some girl of back page. She bitched the entire time about how hungry she was, and how the people she was with sucked. Snorted percocet off the dresser, and sucked my dick with a condom on. Paid for the whole hour and sent her off immediately after I came because it was such a let down. Happy birthday to me.

Late morning today. Was damn good too.

last night
It was so good I think ill do it again tonight

3 years 3 months. I miss blowjobs more than anything. My ex gave head like a pro. Deepthroat, swallow, facial. Anytime I wanted and anywhere I wanted.

If you're here. Want you to know that I had a really good day today. Maybe my dick is growing. You're chill mang.

About 1 month ago

Years.

nice bod

15Years.

and she's ex because...?

Yesterday
Feels good to be in a good relationship

Last time I saw your mom

Earlier today. Twice

>tfw gf

NEVER

I feel ya... August of 2015 for me...

A month now

december 23

Couple of days ago.
We just had a baby and are both dieting.
Mood swings and low energy

Last Good Friday, so like 9 months ago

September 2016

September 2012? Almost tired of trying now.

October. This is the longest I’ve gone without getting laid in five years.

long distance relationships suck

Holy shit. I was feeling down because my girlfriends mom is staying at her place tonight and we were supposed to fuck tonight but she's not leaving until Wednesday. 4 days (plus 5 since our last time) is nothing after reading some of you poor bastards.

May 2016. Honestly, I'm ok if I never do it again. Sex complicates life way too much, and honestly doesn't even feel that great.

You were doing sex wrong amigo

About 6 months ago. Best pussy I’ve ever had too. I’m dying to get laid but too lazy to bullshit with a woman.

Tomorrow

few days ago.. my ex is trying to have me come over tn and try anal but eh. pic related

Like 3 weeks ago. Bitch gave me chlamydia, so can't fuck till I finish the antibiotics.

Wrap it up boys.

How bout have standards and dont fuck nasty bitches

Last night. About to go have more if I get Sup Forums

1995

Early october. Gf broke up with me. Hanging out with her tomorow. Any tips on how to fuck an ex?

an hour ago

february 30th last year

Every day

2003

This morning. My wife is pregnant. She rode me while I sucked the milk out of her breasts. Yes women can lactate before they give birth. Yes it makes me cum in seconds. Yes it tastes amazing. Yes it's worth 18 years of child support. Yes I already have a kid. Yes I'm doing it again tonight. Yes I still get head. No she doesn't swallow at the moment because pregnancy queezy stomach. There ya go, my life.wav

June 2016

may of 2016
fml

How much did it cost? Because I always assumed hookers were expensive but I found one in my area through tinder with a legit escort page, for first time clients she's asking for 25 for an hour which sounds like an insanely good deal. After the first session she's asking for 70 at a half hour which seems more normal. I've just always had gfs to fuck so I've never hired a pro, but it seems like fun and she's a thicc ass cutie. Pic related

Dis nigga fuckin' through time...

Not even once

nice

This morning

7 weeks ago, exactly.

Last night

Only 25 an hour nigger all you're gonna do is talk or get robbed by Tyrone...

Almost two months ago.

I had the option in November of last year but I didn't feel comfortable with it so I didn't.

Don't like one night stands, and relationships are too complicated.

2 days ago but it was with an escort

i mean its a pretty nice ass, is she really that annoying?

Shut up virgin faggot. Bitch is fat.

2013 I think. My dad was friends with the weirdest people. when I was 15, there was this grown, 20 y/o woman who was really into me. (one of his friends) I was at a house party and she was there, visibly saw her slip something into my drink while I was away.

Drank it anyway. Was depressed and wanted to kms at the time and thought I had nothing to loose by drinking it. Woke up in the guest bedroom on the top floor with no shirt and my pants half way down my thighs. Probably the only time I've ever had sex and I wasn't even conscious during it.

Anyone else here not 100% sure if they're virgins or not?

This morning with my wife.

this morning with this sexy ass

Just got done

About 8 hours ago

never

Thursday night.
Me and a coworker both got fired within 5 minutes of eachother by our drunk supervisor.
Called HR and the office manager to explain the situation.
Went to the bar and had a couple drinks together.
Came back to my place to use the bathroom and just when I came downstairs shes standing naked against my front door. We've been fucking for the past couple weeks, and have gotten to know eachother really well. but shes batshit crazy. I know she's trouble, but I can't keep away from her.

About three weeks ago.

A little over 3 years ago. Coincidently, last week was my 3-year anniversary with my current girlfriend.

last night with my dirty little secret

with her? none of us