How to get laid thread 320984732

How to get laid thread 320984732

im 20 and a virgin and its honestly kinda sad. prolly had opportunities in highschool but never realized or took them cause im fucking autistic. Should i just give up and pay for an escort to get it over with?

Go to Vegas
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Pay for an escort if your lazy. Otherwise just Chad up go to a nightclub get a chick drunk and fuck her. It's not as hard as you'd think man tbh

Dude I've got a new girl friend every month, I'll still grab a hooker when I don't have time to give a woman attention (they always want more) or I'm just feeling lazy. No shame in it, she's still just pussy.

ive been thinking tinder and just rightswipe.jpg everything i see. but should i straight up ask if they're DTF or down for a hookup? or like, go on a date and then see if she wants to come to my place or have me drop her off? like ive had "girlfriends" but that was middle school / early highschool. i just never know "where to go" and my tinder convos just end up with us not talking cause im too much of a pansy to ask a girl out

Man I feel that but this guy really knows what to do I was 19 when I lost mine and that was how.

well people say "if you cant be confident act confident" which is easy to say when your not an autist. any advice on ???

Tbh if you had opportunities and just didnt take them / realize, it means more opportunity is on the way unless something major changed about you

well by that I mean being at parties and not fucking a drunk girl cause anxiety went from 0 - 100 real quick.

There was a girl i dated for a brief period in early highschool, and after we broke up we were literally texting about her masturbating and all sorts of wierd shit, and when i asked her if she wanted to come over she said some bullshit but that answer was no. like.. bitch wut

Yeah man. Same guy from what you responded to btw. I'm only 16 but ultra Chad tbh(6'8 proportional anti-social student athlete waste all my time on Sup Forums and pol though). I'd suggest right swiping everything it's easy af. Even if your ugly you could pull a minimum of 7 girls a month if your trying.

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Well... I guess that comes off very different then... opportunities I didnt take were dependant on me so... dunno what to say. Go to parties and fuck a drunk girl?

MOOODDDSSS

Well i was mostly worried about what other people would think. which sounds wierd considering at a party everyone is drunk and fucking. guess its just me

nice meme but back to the tinder thing since thats probably my only hope without spending money on an escort. should i just straight up ask if they're DTF / hookup or should i take em on a date and then ask at the end if they wanna go back to my place or some shit

step 1: be good looking
step 2: don't be ugly

You think your a chad, but you're only 16, so not a chad. You're a twerp. A 16 year old who thinks he's a chad is a turn off.

>your
Literally shit bait

OP

Just match with girls on tinder and fuck with them. If you know any miniscule level of social interaction you'll know when to stop & turn it into a segue for meeting up. Never mention sex unless they do, and never respond to a sexual inquiry with a question.

But if you're asking Sup Forums for advice hope may be lost

Getting an escort will leave you in the same position you are now. Read social techniques to attract women and exploit them constantly until a girl shows interest then fuck her. You'll have earned it and your emotional problems relating to your inability to get laid will be rightfully destroyed.

in the same boat as you. I haven't really ever tried. I going to try this year but if not by the end of the year. I'll just go ahead and well you know.

well if i end up getting a gf then thatd be cool, but im more just looking to lose the v card for now. so thats what im asking, is when i take a girl on a date, should i ever ask her to come back to my place or assume im dropping her off at the end?

sounds like a good plan Sup Forumsro
good luck

If ur just looking to lose virginity just fuck a drunk girl or get escort

for now, yes cause i feel like that might solve some of my anxiety around sex and dating and shit. i mean my odds of finding a girl whos attractive and a virgin are probably like -3/10

more? Who is she

Erin Ashford

Married oldfag here with some real advice.

Get a decent job then pay for decent regular escorts.

Escorts will solve your hormone problem short-term and let you focus on something that is really important to you (ie: anything that isn't sex).

If you are still a virgin and desperate for sex women will see it easily (it's not attractive).

If women are no longer your primary goal and you are spending your time and money on something you are really passionate about, they will be all on your dick.

Nothing sexier than a driven man they have to chase from their side. (so I hear, from them).

Also, don't get married. I thought this ring was a season pass to pussy (I was wrong).

Now I've got a useless housewife and honestly, I've done the math on it.

Quality escorts are cheaper and don't complain when you want to play video games afterwards.

How do I find a girl with a virgin fetish?

IF ESCORT IS PIC RELATED, YES FUCK HER ALL DAY, THE NEXT DAY, ETC.

i mean damn bro what do u expect, meet virgin girl love of ur life get married? GET REAL>

FUck Chadding it, play that 8 month long con and support her emotionally while also being confident in yourself and not just being some noob "nice guy."

Yeah, dedicate 8 months of your life to friendzoning yourself. Good idea.

If you've got the time do something constructive with it.

id rather chad it and fail than niceguy it and succeed

Perfect example of a loser who didn't have the balls to be anything more than the best friend.

>Should i just give up and pay for an escort to get it over with?
Yes, but you're too much of a fag to do it
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