Give me a conspiracy theory. I wanna go full Alex Jones/Ben Shapiro in my history class

give me a conspiracy theory. I wanna go full Alex Jones/Ben Shapiro in my history class

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Ben Shapiro isn't a conspiracy theorist. Alex Jones on the other hand...

Reptoids.

I was gonna say Dick Cheney did 9/11 but that's not a theory.

Jews own all the banks
Not theory just fact

Donald Trump is working with the Democrats to destroy the Republican party.

there was more than one woman in the car with ted kennedy when he drove off the bridge (Chappaquidick incident). The one who was passed out drunk was the one who died. But there was a 2nd woman there with him but they covered it up.

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Go here and start reading up on all the unpublished (in the US) shit about Isreal. This agency sites sources, references other news groups and even lists thier own IP just in case of scullduggery. After about 3 articles, you'll be so "GAS THE FUCKING KIKES!" that you'll even start to scare yourself.

9/11 (that's not even a theory anymore), Weather and mind control through chemtrails, Music industry full of satanistic people with rituals and shit, Rotschilds and other jews controlling the world, forbidden archeology (foundings that are hidden from public due to inconsistency to science or just too dangerous in the wrong hands)

Policy-wise he's been a great Republican though for the most part. Was honestly worried about this during the election though.

Good thing Central Banks aren't.

Fuckin jews, they are the reason for radical islamists and the general anti islam propaganda you see everywhere nowadays.

What are you covering in History right now?

express.co.uk/news/weird/759186/Hollow-moon-Death-Star-alien-base-Google-image

i actually know someone who believes this conspiracy

gilded age but we have to write a research paper on a conspiracy theory

Something about the music industry always seemed weird to me. Too many artists that said evil things about it

I know,but here you can actually start finding the exact people responsible.

Do they ride the short bus with you?

> Yoko Ono Killed Curt Cobain.
>Courtney Love killed John Lennon.
They Agreed to swap murders à la "throw mamma off a train".
Nobodies ever gotten wise

Hollywood is even more evil

>Rotschilds
explain

need more info on jews

Belluminati....look it up some real scary shit.

I gave you the link, you fucking read. I'm not yer goddamned wire service.

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75-90% of news is and has been faked using the same technology used in the fakeapp to do those deep fake porn vids. Prime top examples a majority of the bin laden tapes but it actually goes much further back. Audio can be done the same way with lyrebird.ai or other tech. So basically unless you see a person in real life the shit you see on TV could be fake and the real person is actually dead. Future ai vehicles like tesla will all have 8 or more cameras live at all times able to capture peoples faces bodies etc. At any given time your face can be used in any way shape or form using the technology they have. Piss someone off lately? now you're an isis terrorist or a gay porn star or a child molestor. Hollywood ran off blackmail for a long time aswell as politics now the ring leaders are no longer needed since AI can get the job done. This is why you see them all getting flushed out people concered about ai replacing jobs its also replacing corruption. Making that 1% of the top 1% group even more exclusive and smaller.

Bio warfare scientists using diplomatic cover test man-made viruses at Pentagon bio laboratories in 25 countries across the world.
southfront.org/pentagon-bio-weapons/
(Most of this one is probably true but it still qualifies as a conspiracy theory)

Quantum suicide

Inbreeding with parents, siblings, or offspring lowers the risk of your baby having cancer by 25%!
If a -25% boy breeds with a -25% girl, the baby is 50% less likely to have cancer!
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/17931800/
If we outlawed sex with anybody over 13 and made sure kids were already sexually active by the time puberty hit we could cure cancer from the face of the earth in just 45 years! Every year past puberty we wait to reproduce leaves the window open for environmental pollution to cause inheritable epigenetic damage!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kp1bZEUgqVI
Churches are modern leper colonies, filled with the diseased ones, spreading their cancer as biological warfare to increase suffering, pain, and death in the name of morality, these, our king-gods who decide who lives and who dies! The countless men, women, children, and babies maimed and murdered by their weapon of decency are our solemn offering to appease their poisonous bloodlust and allow a few of us to live!
Christians have known about this cure for cancer for 40 years!
After the Norbotten data made them realize the cost morality has in 1980, they immediately lobbied CP into illegality to prevent children from becoming sexually aware and curing cancer by crushing their moral code!
Those who oppose the mighty Church by discussing the Cure is immediately branded a pedophile child terrorist and marginalized!

Earth is pancake

plateaus are tree stumps

rape laws all across the western world were introduced in society by jews to hinder goy reproduction

That Rebecca Black's Friday is about the Jfk assasssinatinon and that the bullet went thought the O Zone layer

Obama replaced the sodium in Campbell's soup with truth serum to get people talking about the government and 9/11.

Taste the skunk antisemite scum!

this
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>Those who oppose the mighty Church by discussing the Cure is immediately branded a pedophile child terrorist and marginalized!
so a Muslim, basically.

The only reason Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves was because he enjoyed nigger pussy

Aliens are the Illuminati. They have been using our DNA to augment their race so it can strengthen its genetic code and become conquerors again.

Well that seems backwards since he could buy all the pussy he wanted if he kept them as slaves.

Wait and see what will happen in the next 10 years :) Your Israel will dissapear

9/11 was done with missiles and holograms. Also Sandy Hook never happened, it was a staged even with crises actors, they never let anyone see the bodies.

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Governments are pushing retarded theories like that so people won't take real theories serious anymore.

Israel will remain a sovereign nation as long as China and Russia will it so, which is indefinite.

One of the only good ones here

Found this just now it must have been a leak on google.

nice

No, it's very likely what is actually happening. Government, if anything, is ironically hastening our extinction by drawing out the process.

>Vegas was a false flag in order to get the Hearing Protection Act (removing suppressors from the NFA items list and no longer requiring tax stamps) off the floor without debate.
>it was successful.

the rise in autism is due to the massive influx of products from china. all kinds of products come over here that are not subject to rigorous testing - so lots of industrial chemicals / solvents / etc end up on day to day stuff. There is a distinct correlation between the influx of ebay / direct ship items starting in the 90s, and the increase of autism.

So basically - internet / direct sales from china are responsible.

GODDAMMIT IM NOT AUTISTIC

I'm convinced that us jets shot down flight 93. nothing about that story makes sense otherwise.

It was the right decision too. I remember watching the footage that day, and you could tell they were limiting the footage of the flight 93 crash. it didnt even look like a crash site - it looked like some dude with a backhoe dug a ditch and threw some scrap around it.

there is NO WAY that they didn't shoot that fucking thing down. it was head to DC, 3 airplanes had already crashed. They had f-16s on the plane.... that whole "lets roll" Story is just made up bullshit.

the lottery is a game designed by the government to select random individuals to be apart of a secret society that survives the downfall of the world

I recognized that autism and porn consume got higher equally.
So porn is the reason for autism

why would you want the dumbest, poorest people in the US in your secret society? I mean who else plays the fucking lottery?

well im due to win the millionaire dream home lotto in a few days then will provide inside secrets from said society.

trust me man - that shit you order direct drop from china isn't tested at all for toxic chemicals. zero fucking regulation.

Ben Shapiro is just another infiltrated kike in the (((alt))) right, whose goal is to bring the attention away from the jews.

Why would the government wantpeoe with >50 Iq to be part of their society?

>Hearing Protection Act
Explain please.

How often do you direct order something from china? I never had to

there are no pictures of alex jones as a kid because alex jones is not alex jones.

Two honest "conspiracies" that will make people actually question things

Tower 7 on 911

Kennedy being killed for trying to end the Federal Reserve - a private bank - and get America back on the Gold Standard.

Listen up you piece of shit. I finish a good day of hard work and as I'm eating a healthy dinner cooked by my own hands, I happen to get the urge to see what new faggotry CIA niggers are unleashing on you unsuspecting normie scum on this shitty CIA psyop board run for data harvesting and psychological warfare purposes to keep you a peon. Then I see your shill thread devoted to some gay humouring cause while completely disregarding the possibility and highly probable fact that most of what you would call a "Conspiracy Theory" is actually real conspiracy fact.

Holocaust, 9/11, CERN portals, Dark Matter Spirit, Proj High Jump, Proj Paper Clip, Flanklin Scandal, The Finders, Fluride, Cancer, AIDS, Weather Warefare, NEXTRAD, NASA, The Long March, Greater Israel Proj, Sampson Option, Sex Worship, Cult of Saturn, Skull and Bones, GMOs, Illuminati, Federal Reserve Scam, Money Scam, Internet created by the CIA, The Black Cude, Freemason Citys, Mystery Babylon Rising. White Genocide, Race Mixing, Heliocentric Theory, Cabal Science, Elite Bloodlines, USA underground tunnel system, Satanism promoted in movies and music, MK Ultra... and many more plots are very real and continue to destroy your already fucked up, brainwashed, sex addicted generation of nu-male brainlet faggots.

Is this really a thing? I have a friend that says that jews manages the world economy

you ever order shit from ebay? lots of it gets dropped shipped from china.

I vote for this one.

you are now nigger

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Hitler died in a gunfight with the allies in his bunker. We said he was dead from suicide to kill his ideology by making it appear their leader lost faith. Him killing his dog was also fabricated to make people hate him. Death camps existed but it was not intentional, the prisoners died due to malnutrition because the nazis had captured so many Russians they literally didn’t have the food to feed everyone

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he talks about israel none stop and the alt right stalked him and found his sister's noods (shes got bombs) bc he is a jew

This would be a fun one to do for your class too actually.....

People hate ben because he’s an insufferable asshole not because he’s Jewish

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what?

Hi, reality here, just wanted to let you know had the air force shot down flight 93, it would damn well admit to it!! it would have been the right call and hence zero need for cover up.

since when to russia and china have a vested interest in Israel?

You are an idiot. The lottery is actually a government trap for time travelers

you may want to actually talk to an economist before you go on about the Federal Reserve, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about and you know it.

Tower 7 fell due to debris from South tower rupturing part of the building and setting off intense fires.

YOUTUBE?? try reading some books

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It's really not too complicated. He tried to stop privatizing the central bank . Got killed. End
Why do you need an economist to explain it?

take it or leave it cunt, these vids will lead you to hundreds of relevant books if you know how to find things.

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Definitely about fuckin' jews

But what does it mean?

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Yes, that annuit coeptis (favor our undertakings) and novus ordo seclorum (new order of the ages). E pluribus, unum (from many one).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_money

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the gov't is adding small amounts of lithium to the drinking water, which is why the violent crime rate is dropping

go here where they can help ya out way more than Sup Forums

OP is a fucking kike shill If he doesn't answer any of these replies. Classic CIA Nigger tactics

Sup Forums is full of slavs, and /x/ is full of retards

because what you said is nonsense, he was killed by a lone gunman that could care less about the federal reserve, the gunman was a failure at life and with his marriage falling apart he saw an opportunity to do something that would bring attention and notoriety to himself.

look up the book modern money mechanics, then find the section. What Makes Money Valuable? The Answer? Confidence. Let that sink in, our entire social system is based on belief in it, as with other metaphors like adam smith's invisible hand. What about trade? the utopian equal exchange? Nonexistent, it's two parties trying to get the better end of the deal, both are trying to one up each other since society lacks any kind of moral standard. The answer to this problem? An Open Source society, a society where it's foundation is based on science, meaning problem solving, rather than confidence.

It's already weird enough that he needs this stuff for history class

actually would be a good idea...