Do you molest kids? If so what is your name and address?

Do you molest kids? If so what is your name and address?

Yes
Mike Pence
1600 pennsylvania ave

Jokes are not appreciated sir

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I wish.
6969 cool street.

Ask for a guy named Donald
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, USA
He live in the same complex as this guy

>be me
>longboarding from my dorm to grab a slice in the caf' before bio lab
>overhear some Chads talking shit in the quad
>Chad 1: "Dude those Andy Sixx log threads are so lame bro"
>Chad 2: "I know bro, those fags need to stop taking up space that could be used for sick cock rate, trap, and pics u shouldn't share threads"
>Tell myself to just keep walking it's not worth it
>Chad 1: "We should hit the Lib', also known as the stacks, and sage some log posts"
>Chad 2: "haha fuck yea bro, that'll show those loosers. Everyone knows sage completely downvotes the fuck out of those lame posts bro!"
>maximum restraint.png
>Chad 1: "Dude, I bed that Andy guy doesn't even make good logs"
>That's it, I'm fucking steaming
>loading lograge.exe
>"Hey shitheads"
>Both Chads turn my way looking surprised
>"Logless shills aren't welcome on the quad, kiddos. It's time to grow up"
>Swing my longboard at Chad 1, shattering his jaw
>bloody mess perk enabled
>huge crowd is gathering around us. Don't care
>Hit Chad 2 in the chest, hear his collarbone snap
>He falls down
>Undo my pants and squat over his face
>"Here, kid, have a log"
>my anus meets his lips and I fill his throat with my logs
>Everyone starts to cheer
>Lifted up and paraded through campus
>The Dean pays Andy Beirsack to come to campus and serve his logs in the Caf'
Best day ever

Libtards are not appreciated sir

>Be me in highschool
>Scenefag back then
>Vans Warped Tour
>Summer 2011
>I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
>Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
>Still I waited
>Second night falls
>Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
>Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
>The music stops for a while
>Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
>Am I hallucinating?
>"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
>It's Andy Sixx
>His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
>The door opens
>It's time
>I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
>Andy grunts
>He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
>I see the log crowning
>The steam nearly blinds me
>It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
>It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
>By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet

>be me
>single father
>daughter is in elementary school
>Let's call her Jill
>she signs up for the school spelling bee
>spend all week going over flash cards and practicing
>the big day arrives
>she's killing it
>most of the kids who entered are fucking retards
>one kid spells "catch" with a "k"
>I shout "get off the stage faggot"
>dirty looks from all the parents around me
>don't care my daughter's clearly gonna win
>it comes down to the last two kids
>the fat slut judge clears her throat
>"Jill, your word is 'six'"
>she spells it perfectly
>"S-I-X-X. Sixx"
>mfw the judge shakes her head no
>"I'm sorry, that's incorrect"
>other kid spells it with one fucking "x" and the judge grants him the point
>clenching my teeth so tight I break a crown
>literally shit my pants full I'm so angry
>other parents move away from me as it starts to smell like shit
>now the score is tied
>"Jill, your word is 'sliding'"

Yes. Hard and deep until their assholes are bleeding.

123 Sesame Street, ask for Elmo.

I'm in Longmont, Colorado!

Okay we got you

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We're coming bitch

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I tried when I was like 13

underrated post.
all true
>i was there

i for one welcome this new shitposting meme

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The Cock Inn
Tillit
Hertz

Yy

Yes.
1 Westminster, London SW1A 0AA, UK

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Anonymous
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Doesn’t this count?

I've reported this thread and everybody in it. I'm not even joking.

Screen cap? Also 99999/00000 get

We will

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Reported the thread for what? Is it illegal to ask people if they are child molesters?

"we", lmao eat shit

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You've been reported too

personal army etc

Woop woop

Only yours, OP.

1 Street EARTH.

You've been reported for being an idiot faggot.

Rethuglicans will be at your house shortly for your beating and rape.

Creepy Joe Biden .
Lurking around the white house.

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samefag

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Frizump

the guy that molested me has two kids

my sister worked in social services and pretty sure she knew he had raped me repeatedly

but idk I have a pretty shit family so child rape just slides with us

I'm the town rapist
why do you need to know

Did he fuck you in the ass? Are you into traps now?

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Melinda Trump
1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington

>donald trump
>the white house
>1600 pennsylvania avenue nw
>washington d.c.

why would you post that? 98% of /b won’t get it

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