COL:Tyson Barrie suffers LBI at IIHF Worlds
PIT:Matt Murray set to return as backup goalie
NYR:Mika Zibanejad nets 2 pts, but NYR going home
OTT:Erik Karlsson scores GWG, Sens eliminate NYR
:Rangers to host 2018 Winter Classic vs. BUF
LA:Tanner Pearson inks 4-year deal with Kings
BOS:Tuukka Rask undergoes groin surgery
BOS:Patrice Bergeron has sports hernia surgery
DAL:Dallas acquires rights to Ben Bishop
STL:Blues say Tarasenko doesn't need surgery
NJ:Devils open to sign and trade for Kovalchuk
NYI:Tavares underwent hand surgery last month
/hoc/ - >Rags edition
First for lundpads suicide
>rags
I bet none of you had Sens and Preds reach the ECF in your brackets
so you're saying none of us are retarded?
>perds
>reaching ECF
>le literally insonsolable xDDDD
You know how I know that you're from Reddit?
The ducks are cursed lol good one Randy
.rags
Literally inconsolable has been a meme here for years
>rags
you're obviously from Reddit too, who cares?
I miss the old /hoc/ when our memes had actual effort in them
it died when reddit touch it
what does reddit gold even do
>he wears a cage
>He lives in England
Nope
What's the likelihood of this being Cole's last game?
It means somebody paid real money to give another poster's post the equivalent of a super-(You)
it makes people edit their comment, that's about it
If the pens lose, we will finally have some fucking parity.
it was a trap. now your have to go back
>for years
That was last year, mate.
Im switching back and forth right now, how does that make feel?
3 years
im fine with it as long as you dont post there, desu
Really
Activate
Godlike
Snes
>rags
Devlels fans are so fucking obsessed with us
>rags
No it wasnt it was when the rags were in the finals and lost
do people play haxball anymore?
I wrote a little poem about Lundqvist's career
The King
who wears no crown
not even a ring
just a solemn frown
it's tagpro.gg now
So I heard the rangers have 90 years of history.
I'm unaware of how many championships they possess, can anyone inform me?
hella fr*ckin epin bro! UPVOTE but i cant gild because i am le poor :(((((
DUCKS WILL WIN!!!
should be "for he is The King"
look at this man. he tries to pretend that >ragsposting is reddit. but he himself is reddit. laugh at him
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>pongs will unironically let a meme team like the fucking snus into the scf
Daily reminder a cup win doesn't count if it was before the salary cap was implemented
>your team
>what you'd offer for Ovi this summer
Ovi for Pacioretty
>not allowing teams to buy their stanley cups
Nothing. Accept the suck and rebuild.
I'm so fucking nervous, lads.
How badly do you think she wants McDavid to impregnate and marry her?
It's the only thing she wants.
Poor awkward mcdavid
OILERS AT DUCKS
>tfw she kills him after he doesnt
>tfw stacy ruins everything again
Awkward McDavid pictures need to become a meme
HAPPY CRAPS ELIMINATION DAY!
>caps out
Thanks phil
How come the craps are so bad? Is Overchicken that shit?
Wings
a 3rd and nyquist
HAHAHA CAPS BTFO
>craps fans booing
lmao
Name a more likable athlete.
>CRAPS
AYYYYYYYYYYYYLAMEOEOEOEOEOEO
>rags
>craps
>leastern conference
Apologize.
>Holtshit
KEK
CAPS = CRAPS
OUT
>ottawa vs pittsburgh again
>lost the last 3 series by a combined total of 3-12
HALP
>caps
Pretty much all of them, tbqh.
>CAPS
>CRAPS
Lmao what a fucking joke franchise :D
HOLTBY CHIMPING
>mfw Ovechkin will never win the cup ever!
F
>slavshit
Not even once.
>craps
>rags
The stars are aligned for an ebin underdog story in favor of the Sens. Have some faith lad.
Ovechkin has always been a heartless Russian shitter
No wonder the Russians went commie when even their best are lazy fucks
HOLTBY MAD
Mad. Fleury is the quintessential good guy.
i honestly thought after they relegated him to the bottom 6 that they'd have a chance
Absolutely based
Lads
>manhandle the pens at home
>dominate the pens on the road
>game 7
>at home
>with THE Mr Game 7 himself
>shutout
What the actual fuck did the caps mean by this
>craps
>caps choke again as is tradition
>rags choke again as is tradition
>blues choke again as is tradition
sorry lads, ducks are already out
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
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>2014
>Rangers win the East
>2015
>Lightning beat the Rangers to win the East
>2016
>Penguins beat the Lightning to win the East
>2017
>snes beat the Penguins to win the East
Who will beat the snes in 2018?
HONK HONK HONK
LETS GO PENS
caps were curling tonight
like i'm just some dick head but even i know lift the god damn puck once in awhile and maybe you'll get a goal.
Ovie is shit
everybody on the caps played like shit
goalie gave you everything and you shit the bed L M A O
being a caps fan must be complete suffering
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>CRAPS
>RAGS
HOW CAN THESE 2 TEAMS BE SO STINKY SMELLY
Wew, the metropolis area
>tfw if sullivan wasn't hired, the pens'd be just as middling
what the fuck is in the metropolitan water
Based Flower
>there is a chance at a Canadian team winning a cup this year
Who /smugleaf/ here?
Well sens bros
you're our only hope at a meme final
make it happen
Where's that faggot who was spamming those smug ovechkins. I want to laugh at you. I NEED to laugh at you
I would pay $100 to end the postseason right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.
No one is going to beat them. I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.
I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.
>SNES
>chance
>Murray now back in the lineup in case fleurgod shits the bed
Its over m8
Islanders master race checking in.
Also:
>craps
>rags
>Cucks
Here it comes