/hoc/ - >Rags edition

COL:Tyson Barrie suffers LBI at IIHF Worlds
PIT:Matt Murray set to return as backup goalie
NYR:Mika Zibanejad nets 2 pts, but NYR going home
OTT:Erik Karlsson scores GWG, Sens eliminate NYR
:Rangers to host 2018 Winter Classic vs. BUF
LA:Tanner Pearson inks 4-year deal with Kings
BOS:Tuukka Rask undergoes groin surgery
BOS:Patrice Bergeron has sports hernia surgery
DAL:Dallas acquires rights to Ben Bishop
STL:Blues say Tarasenko doesn't need surgery
NJ:Devils open to sign and trade for Kovalchuk
NYI:Tavares underwent hand surgery last month

First for lundpads suicide

>rags

I bet none of you had Sens and Preds reach the ECF in your brackets

so you're saying none of us are retarded?

>perds
>reaching ECF

>le literally insonsolable xDDDD
You know how I know that you're from Reddit?

The ducks are cursed lol good one Randy

.rags

Literally inconsolable has been a meme here for years

>rags

you're obviously from Reddit too, who cares?

I miss the old /hoc/ when our memes had actual effort in them

it died when reddit touch it

what does reddit gold even do

>he wears a cage

>He lives in England

Nope

What's the likelihood of this being Cole's last game?

It means somebody paid real money to give another poster's post the equivalent of a super-(You)

it makes people edit their comment, that's about it

If the pens lose, we will finally have some fucking parity.

it was a trap. now your have to go back

>for years
That was last year, mate.

Im switching back and forth right now, how does that make feel?

3 years

im fine with it as long as you dont post there, desu

Really
Activate
Godlike
Snes

>rags

Devlels fans are so fucking obsessed with us

>rags

No it wasnt it was when the rags were in the finals and lost

do people play haxball anymore?

I wrote a little poem about Lundqvist's career

The King
who wears no crown
not even a ring
just a solemn frown

it's tagpro.gg now

So I heard the rangers have 90 years of history.
I'm unaware of how many championships they possess, can anyone inform me?

hella fr*ckin epin bro! UPVOTE but i cant gild because i am le poor :(((((

DUCKS WILL WIN!!!

should be "for he is The King"

look at this man. he tries to pretend that >ragsposting is reddit. but he himself is reddit. laugh at him

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>pongs will unironically let a meme team like the fucking snus into the scf

Daily reminder a cup win doesn't count if it was before the salary cap was implemented

>your team
>what you'd offer for Ovi this summer

Ovi for Pacioretty

>not allowing teams to buy their stanley cups

Nothing. Accept the suck and rebuild.

I'm so fucking nervous, lads.

How badly do you think she wants McDavid to impregnate and marry her?

It's the only thing she wants.

Poor awkward mcdavid

OILERS AT DUCKS

>tfw she kills him after he doesnt
>tfw stacy ruins everything again

Awkward McDavid pictures need to become a meme

HAPPY CRAPS ELIMINATION DAY!

>caps out

Thanks phil

How come the craps are so bad? Is Overchicken that shit?

Wings
a 3rd and nyquist

HAHAHA CAPS BTFO

>craps fans booing
lmao

Name a more likable athlete.

>CRAPS

AYYYYYYYYYYYYLAMEOEOEOEOEOEO

>rags
>craps

>leastern conference

Apologize.

>Holtshit

KEK

CAPS = CRAPS

OUT

>ottawa vs pittsburgh again
>lost the last 3 series by a combined total of 3-12

HALP

>caps

Pretty much all of them, tbqh.

>CAPS
>CRAPS

Lmao what a fucking joke franchise :D

HOLTBY CHIMPING

>mfw Ovechkin will never win the cup ever!

F

>slavshit
Not even once.

>craps
>rags

The stars are aligned for an ebin underdog story in favor of the Sens. Have some faith lad.

Ovechkin has always been a heartless Russian shitter

No wonder the Russians went commie when even their best are lazy fucks

HOLTBY MAD

Mad. Fleury is the quintessential good guy.

i honestly thought after they relegated him to the bottom 6 that they'd have a chance

Absolutely based

Lads

>manhandle the pens at home
>dominate the pens on the road
>game 7
>at home
>with THE Mr Game 7 himself
>shutout

What the actual fuck did the caps mean by this

>craps

>caps choke again as is tradition
>rags choke again as is tradition
>blues choke again as is tradition

sorry lads, ducks are already out

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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>2014
>Rangers win the East
>2015
>Lightning beat the Rangers to win the East
>2016
>Penguins beat the Lightning to win the East
>2017
>snes beat the Penguins to win the East

Who will beat the snes in 2018?

HONK HONK HONK

LETS GO PENS

caps were curling tonight

like i'm just some dick head but even i know lift the god damn puck once in awhile and maybe you'll get a goal.

Ovie is shit
everybody on the caps played like shit
goalie gave you everything and you shit the bed L M A O

being a caps fan must be complete suffering

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>CRAPS
>RAGS

HOW CAN THESE 2 TEAMS BE SO STINKY SMELLY

Wew, the metropolis area

>tfw if sullivan wasn't hired, the pens'd be just as middling

what the fuck is in the metropolitan water

Based Flower

>there is a chance at a Canadian team winning a cup this year

Who /smugleaf/ here?

Well sens bros

you're our only hope at a meme final

make it happen

Where's that faggot who was spamming those smug ovechkins. I want to laugh at you. I NEED to laugh at you

I would pay $100 to end the postseason right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

>SNES
>chance
>Murray now back in the lineup in case fleurgod shits the bed

Its over m8

Islanders master race checking in.

Also:
>craps
>rags

>Cucks

Here it comes