Satanist here. Recommend me some movies

Satanist here. Recommend me some movies.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Satanic_Temple#Muslim_refugee_activism
youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g
youtube.com/watch?v=OxOwwWmJaX4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

How does it feel to be a pawn of communist kikes?

Eyes Wide Shut

God's not dead.

He isn't christian though.

who is this semen demen?

I recommend you look for a better waifu than that Shrek looking ass bitch

omg be nice to grimes!

its a trap

>satanist

The Lord of the Edge trilogy is just what you're looking for.

what you need is some kirk cameron kino!

>retards on Sup Forums unironically finds this thing "cute"
really makes u think

The LeVaian Chruch of Satan where you don't actually believe in anything, but want to be an edgelord?

Or an actual Satanist who believes in the Christian Satan and want to be an edgelord?

Is that Grimes? Is using a shower her Halloween costume?

based Grimes

>going to Sup Forums

Satanism is a cuck religion because it works within the confines of Christianity. Gnosticism is more respectable

Dude, I think he might be a member of the Satanic Temple, which is Tumblr cosplay SJW atheists.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Satanic_Temple#Muslim_refugee_activism
kek

In all seriousness though, why not just call yourself an atheist, if you don't believe in religion? Because it wont piss off Christians or get you the attention you crave?

>grimes
>a satanist

Lp 4 was weak af.

The Satanic Temple is ALL ABOUT ATTENTION. They're the ones who wanted the statue of Satan on the grounds of some government building in Michigan. They also routinely protest public prayer at sports games dressed as satyrs while chanting.

Seen it.

But here's some Satankino for your trouble:

youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g

>Satanists in 2016

Funny coincidence

I'm writing a script about a genuine Satanist who joins his college's Satanic Society only to find out that it's full of SJWs who are obsessed with virtue signalling under the guise of edginess

If OP is an actual Satanist, got any good stories that I can draw on?

Dammit user, why'd you make me have to find source

Sounds like it could be a decent movie.

Only "Satanist" movie I can think of is The VVitch.

even better

They made a religion to prove a point. Religious freedom can apply to anyone and anything.

Yes. Attention is the whole point. Bring light to issues the christian churches always had a monopoly on simply because of muh religious freedom.

The Satanic Temple? Nah, son. They are just asshats.

Came here to say that.

The Misanthrope
The Antichrist
Untill Light Takes Us
Metalhead.

Why is that?

convert or perish, heathen

Ola, ChristCuck.

They are slacktivists. They'll jump around and screech but as soon as shit hits the fan they cower and cry.

satanists are the biggest cucks in existence
they take pleasure in their lord getting ass-raped in hell for eternity

Take your shit to /x/ m'lords.

>implying I'm someone from both sides
Oh, Christcucks. You never fail to make me laugh.

Suck a doodle do.

Sounds really funny.

Most Satanists never reveal themselves to anyone so actual gatherings are exceedingly rare, and people only meet after they already trust each other (either because they have conversed for a great deal of time online pseudo-anonymously or because they were effectively vouched for by some authority).

So I don't have any good stories but if you want to be authentic your protagonist has to be pretty naive to not see through it before the fact.

Phillip did nothing wrong.

Thanks. Seen Antichrist. Metalhead seems good. Not too interested in the others since I hate metal.

youtube.com/watch?v=OxOwwWmJaX4

Metalhead is quite solid. It's a drama about a girl that losses her brother very early in her life, and it deals about the loss of loved ones, while also dealing about themes such as teen rebellion.

you memers never fail to make me cringe

Np, user.

Now kiss.

...

Yes, really. I want to see some deep tongue action.

Not trying to be confrontational, just curious. Can you give me an example of that? AFAIK they protest the pro-choice position, took a stand with the 10 commandments monuments legally through litigation (and won), are taking a stand against another monument in Florida. What more are you expecting?

homosexual acts are a mortal sin and an abomination

>worshipping sand nigger as your god.
Pathetic, user.

he wasn't a "sand nigger", he was God

Rosemary's baby

fujoshit, fuck off.

Your "God" is a sand nigger, friendo.

They are going for soft and easy targets. They aren't doing anything that a ton of other organizations have done already. The only difference is their cosplaying and being insufferable cunts about it.

How about you don't talk about the lovely lady that way, punk?

Grimes

Nah, son. ;)

Mmmk.

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>Random skull
>This is what x person looked like!
>Eaten up by pseudo-intelectuals atheists.
I'm an atheist by the way, just not retarded enough to think that particular facial reconstruction is worth a damn. There is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible, and they gave him short hair because it was the style for men at the time, and because Paul said it was shameful for men to have long hair. That being said, Jesus was an apocalyptist on the fringe of society, and Paul never even met Jesus and was a zealot orthodox Jew who later converted.

Seriously, how much stock would you put in if we grabs a random skull of some white American and based on nothing put what was fashionable at the time said this is probably what Abraham Lincoln looked like?

Making up an edgy religion just to prove a point sounds retarded as fuck. I mean I get it. But I'm an atheist because it makes sense, not because I need to prove something, nor do I feel the need to shock people.

Theists want to put up statues and stuff because that's their religion, and as an atheist I can't say it bothers me, its not done out of spite. Wanting to put up a statue of Satan just to offend people is the exact opposite of what constitutes a community.
If Christians wore crosses not as a testament to their faith, but to piss off atheists, maybe I'd be mad about that.

>lady

"Her" mustache says otherwise

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Fortunately for me, I don't choose religions based on identity politics like some sjw

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You choose them based on the amount of plagiarism in it?

I don't claim Jesus looked exactly like pic related, but he certainly didn't look like people potray him. He was closer to sand niggers, than to whites.

yeah, i chose the one that was 0 percent plagiarism and 100 percent truth

They're aren't trying to be edgy. Please stop this meme. They're trying to prove a point. Anyone can claim religious freedom.

Theists can put up statues, I agree. TST wasn't trying to put up a statue just to piss theists off, I don't know where you got that from. What they were trying to do is protest putting up a monument on GOVERNMENTAL grounds when the government should be laicist.

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>Christianity
>the truth
Pick one.

>Satanists
>not trying to be edge lords
kek

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People don't understand what separation of church and state actually means. So, yes, they are edgemasters who get mad over stupid shit.

Listen you motherfuckers, this site specifically asks you if you are a robot. We are on the honor system.

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luckily I don't have to choose just one
you can have both too, you know

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The first one then? Sasuga, user.

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Only if he's a filthy proddy with muh sola scriptura

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>sola scriptura
Kek

eastern orthodox
one true church founded by christ

Catholics and Orthodox are Apostolic since they separated in the middle ages.
So is the Armenian church.

apostolic:
catholic, eastern orthodox, oriental orthodox (which includes copts and armenians), assyrian church of the east
heretic:
protestant, anglican

though the authority of catholic church post-1958 is questionable

God's not dead should do you some good.