Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

your "bitch" is ugly as fuck

Wordgirl thread?

how dare you john

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I think I’d rather see this than all this other shit going on in here

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Hi John.
Thank you for sharing.
It is important to be open and honest.

Welcome to Assholes Anonymous.

Saw this the other day fag

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This copypasta has been around since 2010 newfag

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Why would anyone screenshot a copypasta

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Hey Pauly D

So, how did that illegal street race on the streets of New Jersey go this weekend?

Oh, you died in a terrible car crash?

Bitches don't know about Encyclopedia Dramaticus or Know Your meme.

Cause some of us get out and dont sit in our filth all day