If you disagree kys

If you disagree kys

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All of them are pleb shit so who cares

I only agree that 3 is the best one

3>7-8>5>4>6>2>1

3>4>6>5>>>>who the fuck cares they were shit

Rolling

>8 movies not worth watching

If you disagree that Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises then kys. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>ywn bang hermione

There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic CIA agent guy isn't it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat fucking fuck up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bane fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "FOR YOU. FOR YOU. FOR YOU".
You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.

>Liking harry potter and not the superior dresden files

>Didn't even change the baneposting parts

Pathetic.

Dude.

Almost had it.

Switch the last two and you're done. Chamber of Secrets is the worst and that's not debatable.

This is pure, unadulterated autism.

I don't think I've even seen them past 4 or 5, I can't even remember. 3 was definitely the best one.

silly rabbit, emma watson was only hot in the first movie

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Superior ranking coming through.

It's actually the best

having seen any nerd wizard movie or read the books

wew lads

Grown ass men arguing over Harry Potter, lol.

4 is so shit though, and so is 5
>3>1>6>8>2>4>5>7
This is the only correct order.

>4 ahead of anything
>7 dead last
>8 that high
>5 that high

How does it feel to have the shittiest possible opinion about children's movies?

3>1>2>7>8>5>6>>>>>This is the only objective ranking.

shit taste kiddo

1 = 2 > 4 = 3 > the rest

what lost me in the 3rd was the time traveling bs and the last 1/4 of the 4th

I have to say i like how they have Dumbledore dying on the cover of the movie

3>6>5>7p1>1>7p2>2>4

3>8>1>4>2>7>6>5

> kys

Easiest way to spot underageb&s on this site. Jannies should start permabanning anyone that posts that acronym.

I haven't seen them in a while, but I remember 4 being quite good and memorable. Well, at least the part harry meets Voldemort.

Grow up