Who has the shittiest job here?

Who has the shittiest job here?

I unload trucks.

my dad fucks me bc my mom died and i cant live on my own bc i have brittle bones

i guess its not a job but its how i survive.

Shelf stacker. Just end my life.

spend 9 hours a day with the people of walmart

You poor boy...

sysadmin, nothing to do and watching tons of porn at work.
oh you said shittiest job, can't help you.

that is one appalling poorly loaded truck

They raised your wages recently right?

hmm not the shittiest but I'm a doing a Phd. in microbiology. Just followed that path withouth thinking too much. I'm doing pretty well, but fucking hate it, but so far into this that I feel that quitting is equal to failing. Should I quit or coninue?

Junior military. Rated the most stressful job in America last year I believe

Oh dude I pray for trucks like that. UPS trailers look like someone ripped the roof off and dumped the boxes inside.

im a personal trainer and part time web developer

my job sucks all I do is get girls jobs that pay one to three thousand dollars a day.

I used to work as a telemarketer... not sure which job is shittier.

>Unloading boxses
>shitty

I worked in the fucking sewers for three years. Unless you have had to scrape shit and blood off of walls in a sewer then you anit' done a hard days work son

i unloaded for 3 years at FedEx, loaded for 1.5,
now im a manager and dont do shit.

>shit and blood
Now I can understand the shit, but why the hell is there blood in the sewers

Incentivise staff to do better work despite the high risk of future job loss

>my job smelled less then pleasant

Get over yourself, that isn’t impressive. You haven’t done real labor you were an underground janitor.

I wash dishes at a diner, but at least I get free food right? When does this carousel stop Sup Forumsros

I load trucks

/r/gatekeeping shit right here

Ex scaffolder, turned phone solar sales rep, turned janitor, turned supermarket distribution centre worker here
Retail is the absolute fucking worse, at any level it's always oriented around the customer and whenever possible go fuck yourself you work in retail bitch,
Cleaning sanitary areas is also the most vile task and all cleaners working for less than living wage for their area should fuckin riot because people, especially women are disgusting.
Outdoor manual work be the best, pay scale levels off pretty early though so only suits the clinically content or the stress-addicts who'll try self employment

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Who's the old fuck who's picture is above the cabinet?

you could also kill yourself. thats always on the table

I used to. When I delivered from the trucks you unloaded to.

Had to unload trucks with restaurant equipment for a summer at this nip place. Holy fuck it sucked . Feel your pain OP

Mushroom farm. Litetally toss 20kg bags of compost around and crawl thtough wet cold poopie for 50 hours a week.half hour break a day.

Letter carrier. My job is actually pretty fun. If you don't mind walking around 10 miles a day.

failing is keep doing something you hate. man up, quit and live your life.

Goodwill, I have to deal with niggers and beaners who get shitty when I can't reduce the price of their shit and they can't afford it. I win

I work for a towing company but I handle paperwork/billing/and people getting their car out of impound. I've got it pretty good. Play on my phone probably 20 hrs a week..lots of Sup Forums. Of course when its busy it's busy

i deal amphetamines

I'm a mechanic. Invest 20000+ in tools, blamed for shit going bad on a car that you never touched, dealership makes you do the job free anyway. Work flat rate, not paid for the invoices, customer interactions, or anything else of that sort so half the time your there you're not getting paid. Destroyed body, constantly interacting with chemicals and tools that do damage. It's basically a skilled labor with a health danger factor that still only pays you like you work at Walmart

I work overnights at a hotel. Usually it’s pretty good, and people are chill. Once in a while I get a real asshole who fucks with me. On New Years Eve I kicked out a party of chads at 11:30 for calling me a faggot. Maybe it’s petty. Maybe not. Felt fuckin good tho

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I poop in my hands and throw it at people who walk past my cage

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Sounds like you should become your own certified mechanic, and do your own shit.

pajeet pls

I am a teacher.

Part time paramedic and part time GameStop employee.

That's the only way mechanics survive. I do do work on the side.

>I kicked out a party of chads at 11:30 for calling me a faggot
kek

Work the front desk/Grave shift at a shitty road side inn.

Brb druggies, prostitutes, and entitled shit heads on the regular.

Ask me anything about the hotel industry

now i understand why packages arrive crushed and dented. its because of idiots like you.

Hotwheels?

I thought you were in prison

Hello diogenes

Still trying to decide if I feel better for kicking out the chads or worse for being called a faggot by another grown man.

i use to work in a blind people retirement home. they were the most ingrateful bastards, i had to quit just to not kill a couple of them.

actually freelance script writer, mostly writing scripts for short educational documentaries. easy job, pretty well paid, nothing spectacular but you can do it from wherever you want to be.

Janitor at a shemale club.

Sam Fucking Walton

Do they offer you bribes for letting them in with one night stands? Or does the inn not give a fuck?

i work as a home shopping picker in the bong leg of walmart.

at least you can autopilot the whole shift.

Uncle told me, when he was at UPS, there's three conveyor belts running 24/7.

You have to load incoming packages coming from another conveyor belt from the trucks.

therefore he just threw the packages onto the separate belts in order to efficiently get through the work load.

how do i get a job @ ashamale club

I work in a large format hardware store. Physically not demanding though I wish it was.The customers however trest you like garbage constantly, to them you arent even human. I have colleagues who have been spat on, we get threatened all the time, anything to get their own way. Every little thing they think of to complain about, you will hear it. It more often than not is something that is out of your control, but thats not good enough. The 'customer is always right', mentality has every person thinking they are special and should be treated like royalty and you are dirt. I had someone yell at me when after I said hello, how are you and got a dirty look in return, I said with a smile I'm good thanks. They felt that grounds enough to jump in my face and yell at me in front of about 15 other people.

you need 5 years experience of browsing trap threads

University teacher. I get paid to talk about dinosaurs. It's pretty awesome.

DOne

Yeah I've gotten offered by two chicks, that they'll do "anything" for a free night. Was too beta to say yes, plus wasn't ready for it.

Some guy literally offered me an eighth through the teller window, shit was on camera, so I had to decline....He went on to ramble about how he had some 15 pounds locked in storage, and wanted me to move it for him...

Keep on doing your thing get the PhD get the highest paying job possible. Spend as little as possible and try to check out on life first chance you get.

Well, realistically just hire to a labor firm for indoor hygiene upkeep. I took the highest paying low-demanded job. It was an "Entertainment Facility" so I did it.

They're all actually nice as fuck and have yet to approach me beyond appreciating my cleanliness.

im working 3 days a week as a technical product designer and study 2 days a week (engineering) :(

Other notables:

> Checked in some meth heads one time, open sores on their faces, looked like literal zombies
> Few hours into shift, call front desk
> Complain that the smoke alarm in their room keeps beeping...(No shit, stop smoking in it then)

no imean, i will work as the shamale

studying CSish stuff at a german university and work part time, teaching java basics and some web dev here and there. Sucks both because most clients for java basics come around when we all have to write exams and i simply lack the time to accept all of them and web dev is nice but every customer thinks he gets every single service for free. They basically try to screw me over every time

I'm a Site Reliability Engineer at a fortune 500 tech company. I actually look forward to going to work where we have free beer on tap 3 free meals a day and random nerf gun fights. My life couldn't possibly get any better!

Whole different side I'm ignorant to, bit the preferred workers tend to be the very feminine tall ones.

Blow youself.

>hardware store
While I believe you're exaggerating, some perspective might help you. A lot of them are there because some newb just broke some shit at the job site and they're about to drop 500 bucks on shit to fix it, and then have to go back to that site to fix it, and it'll set them back on their schedule etc. Not exactly that every time, but they don't have easy live more than likely

Picker packer atm but im studying. Basically its mind numbing and your liable to take every ones shit theres also few shifts around but whatever

I wish I was exaggerating my friend. This store is targeted at the diy market. While we do get large numbers of tradespeople the majority of our customers are not.

STFU, nub! Are you qualled yet?! THEN SHUTCHER FUCKING COCK HOLSTER AND GO GET SOME FUCKING CHECKOUTS

Hows the pay?

I actually can, after 5 years of yoga.

i never understood people who get mad at retail workers.
their job is to help you find what you are looking for.
They aren't there to help you decided which product is best for you. You're an adult who should make that decision.
Home Depot guy is there to show you where the nails are and that is pretty much it.
It's up to the adult to make the decision on which nail or screw you should get.

Should have thanked Mr. Skeltal when u had the chance

Where ?

If it's anything past Elementary School you poor poor soul

Oh you poor thing, why don't just commit suicide by jello licking all the plates in the incubator? You goddamn piece of shit.

Smallish town in Oregon.

Agreed. I have been asked a variwty of brain dead questions. I always get asked shit that is explained on the packaging. I have been asked what colour paint would look good in a customers house. A person I had never met before, let alone been to their house. We do get a lot of product training but at the same time you can usually necessary info from reading packs.

i don't do anything anymore, unless i like it.
-i'm not going to waste my life doing things that bring no joy to my life

I load trucks

Watch out for skin cancer due to over-exposure of oil and grease in bare skin.

I am so jealous. Started delivering letters 30 years ago. It was an awesome job - people loved it when you arrive.

Now it's shit. People are rude and act like it's my fault they only get bills. Also the town grew a lot and now it's just stressful.

>pic related is my job

Self-employed as a crypto trader.

Seriously, I'd rather kill myself than work at some wageslave cuck job where you're getting paid less than $20 hourly. How the fuck do you have the motivation to get out of bed in the mornings? Seriously? Knowing you're being used and literally fucked by an employer using you for their monetary gain. It's modern day slavery, seriously.

Fuck you imbecile!

I drive/ride in box trucks deliverying lots of stuff, but mainly Xerox printer's. Job is ok since i only work days a weel, but if i was full time id hate this job. Fuck working 70 hour weeks. As of right now im content, but im looking for a better fulltime gig now.

In the past couple of years they took away holiday pay. So you no longer get paid for holidays unless you already have to work that day. Also they set a standard 2% raise for everyone. So basically if you are making 10 dollars an hour youll get a 20 cent raise if they think you deserve it. I worked at a store in Indiana. That may have just been for that region though.

congrats but this thread is for anons who want to share their shittiest jobs and not a general jobs thread, faggot.

i'm a janitor

Selling 2 btc. Want cash. Where ? All the big places only trade in a different crypto.

Hey asshole, careful with my shit.

Haha cult of personality much? Do they make you wave a hand or salute the portrait? Is it the portrait at work meetings?