Rate my cat

Rate my cat.

How About I rate your rich lifestyle you cunt. even your plants have electric outlets

cute/10

cat/10

>inb4 edgelord starts posting cat gore
Also adorable/10

7/10 not eating spaghetti

lazy fucking cunt. tell it to get a fucking job

6/10
Only has two legs and no tail.

No. Rate my puppy.

Is it Dutch?

sloberpuppy/10
still pretty cute :3

>Is it Dutch?
How in the absolute fuck did you figure that out???

Sofa stain. Although any stain would look good on a sofa such a horrible color. Looks like pistachio and green tea vomit.

I lived a couple of years in the Netherlands.
You guys have very distinctive architecture and interior decor.

Nor op, but that's amazing dude.

you mother fucker

Yeah, what a cunt

there's the autistic edgelord

10/10

That's a top shelf cat right there

10/10 cat
0/10 ugly faux leather couch

green couch/10
would sit and ruffle

Digesting / 10

Kek

couch/20

dubs don't lie /10

He is a good cat, nice model and size. 10/10

He's in a funny pose, and that pleases me.

However, he's not looking at the camera with round, black eyes and a "oh no, they got me" face, which would have made it funnier.

7/10.