Yo Sup Forums my new GF just took a picture of my cock and sent it to her friend. Apparently her ex (she lost her V to him and hasnt fucked anyone but him before me) had a microcock and she thought that was normal. So basically she thinks my knob is an absolute monster, its 7".
Is this normal for chicks? Should i be worried? I feel like she wiuld be pissed if i sent my friends a pic of her puss. Her friend just replied "hah damn, what a massive upgrade girl" with the eggplant thing. Wot do? >pic unrelated
Tyler Harris
Cool story, bro.
Aiden Jones
proof of both penis and message or be forever deemed a lying fucking cunt
Ryan Ward
U mad bro?
Camden Flores
depends on if you'll deliver or not
Samuel Fisher
snatch the phone and secretly send the pic to everyone in her phone list , siblings , colleagues , parents, grandparents , say her phone was hacked because of the cloud or some shit like that
Elijah Thompson
But why would i do that?
Dominic Rivera
Protip: i wont. GF isnt here right now so cant post message and im dont have a boner, and getting one just to take a pic and send it to a guy over Sup Forums seems really fucking gay
Brayden Torres
for the lulz faggot
Noah Baker
Chekem. That doesnt seem like a fun idea at all
Nathaniel King
Well.....she wanted to show her friend what a real dick looks like , show them both
Joshua Gray
faggot liar confirmed, go back to sucking your brothers asshole
Aiden Harris
no girl would say massive upgrade, OP is virgin.
Jaxon Carter
/Thread
Christopher Mitchell
Get your tiny little 3" clit out of here
Logan Jenkins
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Jack Morgan
Take a picture of her nude and send it to her dad. Tell her it's because he took your v-card and you want to show him that not all girls have a penis.
Dominic Hernandez
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Eli Howard
do you have troubles standing up for yourself in uncomfortable positions or are you just tryna brag on the internet anonymously to strangers?
Caleb Nelson
Just bragging mainly. I know that most people here have tiny 4" or less dicks and they get triggered.
As seen above
Bentley Jackson
/thread
Evan Rogers
im 8x6 g i was legit just wonderin
Brody Stewart
Hey there fellow big dicked user, wanna help me laugh at guys who cant please a woman?
Robert Barnes
She sent your nudes out so its only fair you post her nudes here.
Henry Hill
Her pussy is too perfect to share with this inbred bunch sorry anons.
Caleb Butler
So in other words you're a liar and a virgin. Abandon thread.
Jonathan Sanchez
Mate, we know you have no dick since you won't post, so go back to your crusty ass body pillow
Jose Taylor
Kek, OP is trying so hard to now blow cover, when we know OP is neckbeard fag
Sebastian Peterson
Sure you do nigger
Owen Collins
This actuly hapend to me in real life. Now she is back with him. I have 2× bigger cock than him.
Hunter Ward
What a sad, sad human being you are, I can almost Imagine your fat virgin ass sitting at home typing this out.
Easton Morgan
fake, also 7' is small
Parker Rogers
Okay nigger. Im in prime physical shape. Are you?
Owen Foster
I think youre on the wrong website.. Might i suggest gaiaonline?
Cameron Bailey
Sounds fake as fuck but if it’s legit you should feel flattered
Ryan Watson
At the very least you have the personality of a completely autistic social unaware sperg.
Brody Bailey
Is that why i have big cock, fuck a hot chick way out of your league, have a six pack, can bench over 100kg, squat over 200kg and can high kick up to 6'5. Weeeew lad you have a lot to leaarn
Levi James
make your gf send you the pic she took, make sure she knows you need it so you can post it on Sup Forums, because some user demands it, and you will be eternally known as a fag if you do not deliver.
Isaac Taylor
Keep going, this is amusing
Tyler Rodriguez
But in reality though you're fat and attractive though, is it not cringey typing that out or do you treat it as your fantasy I'm curious?
Joshua Flores
lol 220 lbs, do you even lift faggot
Cameron Moore
>i have huge dick >won’t post it tho Why lie on the internet fucking faglord? Go choke on a fat cock that you fantasize so much about
Liam Powell
>having a toned and athletic build Wormit with the dexterity and flexibility to high kick >benching 100kg and squating 200kg Anyone who isn't a fat out of shape like you would know that's basically impossible you spergy cunt
Dylan Ramirez
kek
Daniel Perry
topkek fuck
Ryan Cox
>trying this hard
Hunter Sanders
Hahahahaha so many beta losers in here.
I bet yu cunts cant even hold and armbar HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING LOSERS
William Butler
ha ha faggot true dubs nigger!
Bentley Morgan
with a 7" length,
You are longer than 98.63% of guys
In a room of 1000 guys only 14 would be longer than you
90% of guys will be between 0.39" and 2.65" shorter than you
so yeah, that qualifies as monster.
Benjamin King
sage
Adam Hernandez
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Charles Peterson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Levi Smith
keep it coming OP you sperg
Charles Long
Its not though tbh, ive always though it was average at best
Chase Jenkins
Just show us your fucking cock already, dude.
Sebastian Anderson
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAA
Jordan Collins
public service announcement. OP here. You have all fallen victim to the latest bait thread. All of you are newfags and should probably lurk moar. OP out.
Hudson Myers
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Kayden Sullivan
No mate we are just laughing at what a sperg you are
Dylan Butler
everything on this fucking board is fake and gay by default you dumb cunt. we know its bait
Wyatt Bell
tbh OP she still loves him deep down or she wouldn't even think about it lol
Jayden Reed
it's either actually 7" thus placing you in the top 1.5%, or you're mistaken/lying about the length
Gabriel Lewis
ITT: idiots who got rick rolled by the most obvious bait thread ever made