What is the most degenerate thing you've ever done?

What is the most degenerate thing you've ever done?

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Came to Sup Forums

0.2 meth + 0.3 herion IV

Beginning the process of leaving my loving wife to break up a beautiful lesbian marriage by helping the femme realize she wants my dick.

legendary

Sounds like it's story time.

Stole $1 from a tip jar at a fish and chip shop to buy a cigarette from someone

post my wife on here

That depends entirely on your definition of degenerate.
Here's a list you tell me what is the most degenerate.

>got a tattoo
>had premarital relations with men and women with no intention of marriage
>used alcohol
>used various chemicals and natural drugs

How degenerate am I Sup Forums?

Tried crack, e , coke , all forms of thc and drink regularly. Also left my woman who has my kid because shes a slease who slept around. Uhm also been charged multiple times underage. Im 22 atm tho.

Meet emotionally unstable girls off Sup Forums and have them come over late at night to lick my asshole clean while I spit on them and kick them out in the morning cumstained, without panties and without calling a cab.

DUDE THIS IS A CHRISTIAN WEBSITE

Slipped an ex gf lorazapam in her beer, so she'd pass out and i could drink the rest of her beer and do the rest of her coke.

Robbed a few one night stands. Fucked them, went to their living room, found some cds and dvds i liked and left.

I owed another ex gf like 700 because i always made her pay for my drugs and promised her I'd pay her back and never did.

When her dog died i told her "life is ruff" while i was fucking 2 of my co workers at ticketmaster.

I'm a tough customer

Got drunk and fucked a retard

sucked my own dick and swallowed

Oh boy.

Young age maybe 5 took a shit in the potplant outside, think I shitted out a 5c coin I ate too.

Grade 3 of school would always steal this girl Stacy that I liked hat at lunch time and run away with it. One day I broke it, feel like shit about it to this day.
Starting masturbating around grade 9 from beast to scat and everting else for a good decade or so.
Grade 11 worked at a news agency, would masturbate in the shopping centre toilets on break to porn I stole from the agency.
Second year of uni I got so drunk I took a shit in my neighbours garden while on the phone to my crush.
Fucked a 15 year old when I was 20.
Revenge posted porn of same girl all over Sup Forums and Facebook.
Fucked my own ass with fingers covered in shit, once with a toothbrush.
Couple years ago I tried rubbing my own cum on my teeth to fight cavities.
Sometimes I leave the toilet seat up and don't wash my hands.

>while i was fucking 2 of my co workers at ticketmaster.

words can't describe how hard I'm laughing

So you got drunk and masturbated?

> life is ruff

>I'm a tough customer

No, you're a degenerate and a cunt, anhero before you do any more damage.

grooped little girls in a reptiles exhibition when I was 13 and horny as hell
also tried to groop a girl on the bus the same week, I cant recall why I was so retarded, puberty truly taked over my brain

took some creepshots at the mall, I loved to chase asses, it was like a new fetish, but I couldnt jerked to them, so I quited

collected for about 3 years until I got sick of it, I still have some legal no nudes and a lot of underage camwhores

and finally, I still jerk off to girls I knew in highschool, hs ended 6 years ago, I dont just jerk off to them but I collect pics from their facebooks and have an individual folder for every one with jerk off material, pics I like from then and personal info like their adress and id numbers

im a good guy buy my sexuality is fucked up

Fucked a girl under a blanket in front of her little brothers

Honestly, that sounds pretty noble. Every women deserves a dick to worship

Oh shit. We got a hardass over here. Someone call the/b/ police to track down this fucker!

>10 years old beat 9 year old girl -neighbor of best friend -down a hill in bike race. Got to fuck her in his pool and on top of little tikes slide in backyard. I know it went in cause i kept asking if it was.
>all boys military school at 14. Sucked off and was sucked off by a kid my age but he was tiny tiny in height. Became our little routine for the year i was there. Only time i was a fag
>fucked my friends crackhead mom when i was 17
>i routinely go fuck the Asians at my local massage parlor - pay hunred dah bill
>put the moves on my alcoholic aunt a couple months ago. Got her drunk and stoned
>Foot rub led to thigh rub led to Pussy rub from the outside which led to her violently trembling in orgasm on her back porch at 10pm
>would fondle my little cousins nipples when she was 3 i was 9
>finger banged baby sitter at 8 she was 15
>got scared she would tell on me so i told first that she tugged on my wiener
>ruined her life and she had to move to another town
>finger banged step brothers wife while he was at church camp
>fucked cousins wife after seducing over a half year
>still together but everybody knows
>go to their house and take creepshots of their daughters and post them here
>fucked another cousins wife the day after their divorce was final
>fingerbanged her on the back porch while he was out of town on business
>constantly send dick pics to my female cousin but she never sends anything back
>shoved a wood tip cigar up my ass once and put it back in the wrapper and watched my stepbrother smoke it
>used to to say i had to take a shit when family was at church, I’d really just go beat off
List goes on and on.

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Okay.... Sure. I'm at work so I may have to stop but I'll try to greentext it.

>be me
>be young
>get sweet girl who i know will never leave me
>years later realize im not really on love with her
>but don't really realize it bc HOW DARE YOU SHE'S PERFECT!
>know she's not who i really want
>but she really is awesome
>make it work
>together over a decade
>marry her
>convince myself im happy with her
>we do lots of cool shit together
>really do enjoy her company
>every time i proclaim loudly how much i want her...
>...bury that part of me that protests
>maintainable bc she really is nice and sweet
>agoodnon-crazy-bitchishardtofind.mp3

>be me
>be married for almost half a decade
>new job
>meet hot chick
>like an 8/10 for most guys
>literal 10/10 for me
>(i have specific tastes)

You may have seen me around these parts before... Continuing...

framed a guy for pedophilia
because he (mario vega) cheated on lauren and got her pregnant.
made sure pearland, tx and surrounding area knew it was him.
also take hundreds of pics of hs girls asking for donations during the summer (i park at gas station or pretend to fill up and sit inside car and take pics of them in their tiny shorts/short and tight t-shirts)
i've also gone to colombia/venzuela to enjoy the fruits of the sex trade over there (many refinery workers do this. which is why there's always a fresh infuse of dna and why most beauty pageants showcase girls with blonde, blue or green eyes combos)

No it was in high school . It was girl i used to make fun of but she hit me up on AIM wanting to hang out. I thought why not

Hell thats not degenerate! Thats normal! Welcome to the club!

Depends on how you define degenerate.

the last one was brutal
this is a family friendly board

at 13 i got my family dog addicted into eating my ass and licking my dick and cum

No, it's an anime site. Are there Christians here? yeah sure, but they have no room to act morally superior while being here.

>constantly send dick pics to my female cousin but she never sends anything back

>Be me 14
>Grandmothers house in New England
>My cousin was getting married - place was full of people
>My family was sleeping in a RV parked in the driveway
>Pre-wedding party at shitty pub
>All the grown-ups are laoded
>All the guys stay at the pub drinking
>All the women go back to the house to drink
>I go to RV to sleep
>I have to piss and go back into house
>Go into bathroom and find aunt, mom's older sister naked, drunk, passed out on floor.
>Fingered her, stuck dick inside her, felt like I was goign to cum in 10 seconds, pulled out and came on her back
>wiped her back off with lysol as she was puking

you are my hero

I fucked my friends wife out in the woods once. Shit was cash

Used to let the family dog hump the shit out of me on the side of the house when i was a kid. Always wonder if neighbors saw anything
>wtf
>what is it honey?
>that kid next door is letting that dog have his way again
>we gotta get rid of this place

>live in shitty trailer park
>people next door are total trash
>30 something male with bad tattoos
>20 something alcoholic chick
>hear them fucking
>look out window
>he's banging her right there 6 feet from my window on his deck
>open window
>"send her over when youre done"
>they both look at me like wtf
>then he laughs
>"sure thing buddy, got any weed?"
>roll up a blunt
>he sends her over to get it
>she asks me for booze
>give her a bottle and she drinks it straight
>get on her knees and sucks my dick
>bend her over the couch and take her to pound town
>finish up and she takes blunt and bottle
>tell her guy thanks

now anytime he wants something, usually weed, he sends her over to barter. I usually accept the deal.

had premarital sex in the doggystyle position with my current gf (I was 19 her 17 at the time) at night in a public children's playground
It was her idea and I love her

Let an ex girlfriend blow me in a back hallway of our local mall. Watched a security camera spin around to point at us and never told her.

Hell ya. Love finding little niches like this. Enjoy it while it lasts

Norway sure has strange traditions...

Met some gutterpunk slut at a metal show. Fed her booze all night until she could barely stand. Ended up fucking her behind a dumpster as she puked. She even passed out, and I still fucked her, then left her there.

my dog was a female and was a small ugly bastard dog that nobody liked but i said i loved her and wante to keep her. but the only reason i wanted to keep her is because she was addicted with my cum. she would beg for me to cum and make her eat it.
each time we were alone in the house she would run up to me and poke me in the dick with her nose and wag her tail. i would make her eat my ass like if it was her last meal and cum in her mouth
i miss that ugly bitch

i'm triyng to find the vid for pic related, anyone got the link?

/thread

send some of those creepshots

alpha as fuck

>get to know got chick
>hit it off immediately
>really get along great
>pretty sure she's into me
>probably not tho, they never are...
>find out she's married too...
>...to another woman
>ok lol definitely not into me then
>still really great friends
>really get each other
>still feel like she's attracted to me
>but i do love my wife
>still convinced im IN love with her too
>start showing hot chick pics of me and wife
>talk about wife a lot
>"hey im happily married, k?"
>nottodaysatan.666
>everything is cool for about a year

Cont'd

...

Its been since the summer. Easily once or twice a week. Sometimes she just wants to get drunk, so I let her drink and then use her like a cheap whore. She loves anal too, even though dude wont do it to her. I get her ass all for myself.

nah

Married a rich Filipina, moved to the Philippines, now wife and me have fun using, abusing and dumping young girls and vulnerable women together. Let's say age of consent isn't always applicable, and that we leave marks, and it ends in tears for the girls. Dream life, to be honest.

Told a girl i love her

yeah i know my english is garbage but i think peoples get the picture

>go to their house and take creepshots of their daughters and post them here
user wtf?

NOICE

Lost my virginity (took hers too) in a disabled bathroom. Took 2 hours and when she asked if we were dating after I said no and never saw her again.

Yes know what? I've greentexted this before so, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V with minor edits:

>2016
>decide i cant take it
>have to know if she's into me
>leave a fucking note on her desk
>wtf is this, middle school?
"Some risks are worth taking."
>betamax to the max
>she asks if i know who left it
>lie at first
>finally admit
I'm flattered but I have a lot of emotional investment in my current relationship.
>interesting response......
>told her i was sure she was attracted to me
>lolno of course not
>agree to still be friends

>2017
>of course i still want to fuck her if nothing else
>meanwhile, nosex november at home
>all year round
>marriage is ok but kinda sucky
>talk to and hang out with dream woman more
>still just friends
>still can't shake the feeling she's into me

fap to lolicon

Fucked farm animals.

got any pics of her?

Pimped my girlfriend..

>last month
>dynamic starts to shift
>dream woman tells me she thinks about me a lot
>admits she schlicked while thinking of me
>!!!!!!!!!!
This doesn't mean I want to fuck you or anything. I don't want to lead you on.
>tell her i get it
>after all, we're both married
>and she's gay lol

>we walk more
>we talk more
>realize we're both attracted to each other
>says she just wants to fuck around
>ok why not?
>neither one of us are getting what we need at home
>we kiss
>we found more time to run off and do more "stuff"
>she realizes she has feels
>admit to myself i never stopped having them

Congrats you're both monsters that deserve to die from crotch rot.

>be in Cambodia in mid 90's
>go to some small ass village in the middle of nowhere
>pay lady $30
>walk into room and pick three young girls
>take them into backroom where there are beds and warm beers
>drink and fuck and suck
>spend three days there
>never have same girls twice
>all except my fave who I was calling "princess"
>lady points to princess
>$200
>I can buy her and take her with me
>say no thanks
>$100 she says
>realize for a hundo I can take this girl into the woods, brutally rape and murder her and no one will care
>figure I can always come back if I change my mind
>go to another village
>meet new girls
>basically the same
>have my fun and never return to Cambodia

Thanks you too.

Fucked a dog when I was 20
Jerking off in front of my bosses dog and the damn thing starts licking my dick, go with it
One time I woke up to my mom jerking my morning wood, go with it
Steal drugs and alcohol from anyone that has them
Collect mental disability from the government while my dad yells at me to get a job because he thinks I'm mooching, I pay rent but do nothing else because fuck a job and fuck normal life

>it's been at least a couple decades since she's even been with a guy
>be me
>be first guy she has ever had feelings for
>holy shit
>she shows me something
>the note from last year
>she kept it
>she fucking kept it
>this is not just an affair
>this is huge

>try to leave wife one weekend
>things went worse than expected
>no idea it would be this hard
>still hadn't really dealt with underlying lack of being in love

No.
This was about 20 years ago.
>long before everybody carried a video cam in their back pocket.

>be me 18
>made a cock pic I send to a stranger
>me in school after visiting a museum with class
>user ask: can you give me your photod from the museum
>sent him the whole set
>guess what picture was included

I constantly find myself masturbating in the bathroom stalls at work, i work in retail and almost always cum on the tp dispensers or stall walls

went to philippines and had sex with 10 women over the course of a weekend. Best $600 I ever spent.

grab em by the pussy

Got blowjob from whore in Hong Kong
>Paid with Canadian Tire Money

And now my greentext diverges from original bc things have changed.

>stay with wife
>dream woman upset at first, but gets it
>stay friends
>did the "right thing"
>gonna work on muh marriage
>gonna get through this
>bury that part of me that knows im not in love with wife
>bc she deserves to be happy

>meet up with dream woman for lunch
>talk about our marriages
>wives trying really hard to keep us
>both went from nosex to HOLY SHIT in 3 seconds
>we're just a couple of buds commiserating about our wives
>...until we kiss

Shit.

>we both tried to fight this for 2 years.
>she was in outright denial
>pull is too strong
>connect on so many levels
>neither of us has been this in love before
>resume plans to leave wives

Cont...

sniff and sucked my neices pussy juice from her dirty panties. cum with the force of a thousand suns

Also I forgot...
I weigh 310lbs
Fingered my 14yo niece because she shoved my hand down her pants, my wife was in the same bed asleep
When I was a kid I'd brutally kill any animal I'd come across, torturing them in various ways untill they died
>Fuck autists who can't read shit without a green text

Found the fag

lol,

>List goes on and on.
Continue

Sweden

I lost my virginity in a mental hospital
And one time at the therapist, my chair was so close to her desk that I jerked off and nutted without her noticing, wiped the jizz under her desk

my sides left orbit

Fucked my english teacher after making my high school diploma, betrayed my gf with her for another two years. Also reused a condom, in a way that the juices from my teacher ended up in the vag of my gf.

I seriously hope these two already had HIV or AIDS, because if they didn't before, they do after laying in that nasty ass grass. So many dirty needles in places like that.

That's either or both disgusting and beautiful.

I didn't kill myself

>volunteer for some local con
>paired up with this girl working an info table
>she has CP (Cerebral Palsy) and uses crutches
>talks almost normal
>chit chat all day
>somehow the conversation gets lewd
>she says she is a virgin but is always super horny
>keep the conversation sexual and work her up
>we finish our shift and head to an anime hall
>finger her in the back of the room
>she cries out like a retard as she cums
>everyone laughs
>I laugh too
>She leaves humiliated
>oh well, no fucks given

> being this much of a dumb cunt
> fuck off new fag

I like how you insult him in a degenerate thread, are you ready to respond with that same message to everyone else here?

dub dubs
Feels good to get this secret fucked up shit out

Awwww, whiteknighting on Sup Forums. How sweet.

Fucked my cousin. Meh.

>last week, shift in wife's tone
>know something's up
>tell dream woman
Here are some things about me that might be deal breakers
>they aren't
>she reciprocates
>those aren't either
>good cuz i think things are escalating
>come home
>wife wants to talk
>says she wants to save marriage
>ok
>requests i cut ties with dream woman...
>...
>...but don't need answer tonight
>ok
>recommend time apart
>was already there mentally
>pack things
>head out
>bare minimum contact with wife
>agree also no contact with dream woman

It's been a week. I have enjoyed my time alone. Sleeping alone, eating alone, doing things... I've needed this to gain perspective.

And I'm not really leaving my wife for the other woman as I might have implied. I'm leaving her for myself.
(Call bullshit if you must, but it's truth.)
Once I tell her, I'm still taking single time.

If dream woman and I are going to with out, she can wait a little while longer.
>we've both waited 2 fucking years

And we fought it as best we could.

>no kids
>everybody works
>no debt
>my wife is reasonable
>don't know about hers... hope so

This is a big fucking scary change in my life. And there are a lot of details I've left out, so feel free to judge.

And that's where I am right now.

What are you talking about you retard, those fuckers in OPs pic are Red and Blue russ. Russ are only in Norway.

In 3rd grade I drew a swastika on a jewish kids arm with a sharpie because he wanted a 'tattoo'

>Save the earth! Recycle!
Everyone should do their part