What is your go to meal when cooking for yourself?

What is your go to meal when cooking for yourself?

Pizza

Cum omelette

Chicken ala schlong with a white sauce

bratwurst

Penis and balls with shrimp on a bed of organic toast

tortilla with cheese, thats warm and melted. then put cold pickle slices on it, roll it up and eat.

this is now a spaghetti thread

Fried eggs, sunny side up

Steak

Breakfast.

Eggs, hashbrowns with chopped onion and peppers thrown in a sandwich with cheese.

Scrambled brains and eggs.

Smokehouse style steak with salt and pepper

2 bananas and chicken with hummus

Roast duck

Celery

Lots of celery

Usually some sort of pasta
>farfalle
>chicken broth
>diced tomatoes
>onion, garlic
>season
>simmer until noodles are done
>add pepperjack cheese

Well I go to gym so require a lot of protein so usually chicken curry with rice or some sort of bread product.
Spaghetti bolognese is also another favourite.
If it's for lunch a spicy omelette or scrambled eggs mixed with baked beans will do, both with bread.

>Spaghetti bolognese is also another favourite.

Is that spaghetti with baloney?

double-baked soured cream potatoes are my speciality

Nice

I am usually to lazy to cook for myself, so more often than not, I don't really eat

I either make a chicken or steak Marsala with linguini and my scratch made pasta sauce or a maple glazed grilled salmon with jasmine rice and steamed veggies

damn I want these now

Pan fried cheese sandwich

cut potatoes in half, coat with olive oil, oven for about 50 minutes. Scoop out the insides, combine with grated cheese, soured cream, salt + pepper, scallions. Spoon the mix back into the potato shells, back in the oven until they brown. Fantastic with beans.

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taco meat style cheeseburgers on tortillas, american cheese and home made fry sauce, sometimes even oven baked french fries to go with it.
pic unrelated

Lol no, it's minced lamb.

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What other good recipes you got bro?

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Fried rice is usually a go-to for me.
I pre-cook a pretty large amount of rice, so it makes it easy to whip some up real quick.

Fry up some garlic, green onions, etc. on, like, medium-low heat
Add rice
Add some peas and carrots (frozen works good)
Add soy sauce and/or curry to taste, probably salt and pepper, too
Chuck an egg or two in there, scramble it with the spatula (you'll probably want to turn the heat up a touch to cook the egg faster)
Mix well

Not too tough, once you get the hang of it.

Did you use extra virgin olive oil? Please tell me you didn't.

stir fried broccoli, leeks, mushrooms, onions and king prawn with soy sauce on linguini

BITCH LASAGNA!

Holy shit!
Im right there with you, brah

>1 Meat
>1 Grain/Legume/Carb
>Any 2 Veg

When you don't want to think but still want to make a good meal, just follow this-

>Chicken, sweetcorn & mushroom in Rice
>Minced beef with diced onion and cabbage with potatoes
etc etc

Almost all traditional home cook meals follow this formula.

that looks gross, but keep trying..it looks like it needs more sauce/moisture

yeah, it's better with some hoisin instead of the soy sauce

wut?

Looks awfully bland/dry.

Did you or did you not, use olive to fry your poxy eggs?

*oil

Chicken stuff:

1c brown/wild rice
1c chicken stock (salted or unsalted, up2u homemade preferred since storebought just smells like farts)
1/2tsp ground thyme
1/2tsp fresh ground black pepper
1tbsp salted butter
1 whole yellow onion
1or2 cloves fresh garlic
chikken (thighs and drumsticks best for this)

DIRECTIONS:
>season chikken with thyme/pepper/whatever else you feel appropriate
>hell marinade if you want idc
>dice onion, saute lightly in buttered pan on med. heat
>add rice, chicken stock, water, garlic mix together
>place chicken symmetrically on top of rice
>cover and let simmer until chicken rice is fully cooked, chicken should be fully cooked by then as well.
>if you are not sure, temp it: 165f or above
>serve with saute'd/roasted broccoli

No, it was for the vegetables. I don't even understand why your so rustled.

poached eggs and microwaved bacon... about all I'm good for.

Chili (pic not mine).
I just cook a big pot and freeze a few portions for lazy days.

Worthless piece of shit.

Sweet chili chicken with rice

looks quite nice

Microwaved bacon?
Seriously?
Noice b8
8/8

keks

my gf works at Starbucks so i basically live off unsold sandwiches

go buy some fresh goddamn fruits and vegetables you savage

Kek, believe it or not Americans actually have & buy microwaved bacon.

>t. britbong who had an American housemate at Uni

How does she feel about having a worthless job like that the rest of her life?

I know they do, like they have canned "cheese" but ffs bro!
Do you really microwave your bacon?
If so, you should be sent to pakiland!!!

They're a bunch of impatient cucks who can't wait to gorge down the next fatty food they can get their hands on :^)

Plastic food
Plastic people
Plastic life
'MURICA!

Risotto

Oatmeal+pop tart+whey protein.
Ramen+can of tuna+slice of cheese, mixed, topped w ketchup+Sri racha.
Ramen+chopped meatball+unmixed tomato soup.
Ramen+chopped chikin+slice of cheese
Sushi.
Flatbread+puffed egg+slice of cheese+maple syrup+slice of summer sausage.

Alpha as fuck
Shouldn't you be in the gym, chad?

never

she's not a fan. I am, because, free food

salads

>Sri racha

basic white boi bitch sauce

Microwave burrotos

Weight loss? Keep it up man.

Duck butter on a whole wheat toast. With a cup of orange juice

learn about spices, cook the shrimp with them.

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Does it woek well with brown rice?

The spaghetti os with pizza is probably the only one that might taste good

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Poop

Chilli con carne. Pro tip: heaps of cumin. A bar of dark chocolate melted in.

mad good bruh

>Chilli con carne with dark chocolate
What the fuck

Its called molé

i make a monster spag bol - but that takes 2-4 hours to really make well. i also have just learned a really good creamy cheesy mushroom sauce for pasta. 30 mins prep and 10 mins cooking.

I don't get it. Probably has cleaner arteries than you.

Pasta/Spaghetti = poorfag NEET

Ramen with eggs and chicken = top tier

Burger pizza fast food = i dont gonna pay higher insurance because you suffer from heartattack fat scum KYS NOW!

Rice vegetable beef stir fried with azn ingredients = god tier

Fucking murrifats

Who gives a shit about clean arteries? Martha Stewart?

Mama mia!

You when it fucking hurts to breath. goddamn nigger

Sissy

Ramen with eggs and chicken. Sometimes i put extra greens in there to give it more volume like the real thing.

>breath
t. brainlet

Oh and of course i cut the eggs up right lol.

Eggs, toast, anything that doesnt require too much brain power.

goulash
throw everything in, let it simmer for 3 hours and eat with potatoes or rice

sometimes i throw in random veggies which are laying around in my kitchen

also fishsticks

Gud boi

>calling that a salad
Probably has as many calories as a steak dinner with that amount of fucking corn.

Heil Hitler

Isnt goulash slav food? Why do you lower your standards german boi?

poopoo mixture

Oh, yes these too are great to make on any budget. "What's this meat?" well it was on sale for free. Potatoes cost you one irish hair.

>pasta is for neets
>ramen is top tier
So you're a NEET in denial, got it.

TRIGGERED
BUTTHURT

i think it's hungarian and everybody loves good, soft beef
you could also use noodles, preferably penne or tagliatelle so the sauce can stick to it