Left: I love metal!

>left: I love metal!
>right: metal is to blame for most bad musical developments of the last 50 years

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>left: I love Sup Forums!
right: the internet has ruined a generation

>hurrrr meal is for children durrrr

2/10 for making me reply.

>meal

How does she lay down?

OHHHHHH
HEBBY METAL
HEBBY METAL
HEBBY METAL SAMURAI

>left: IDM is beautiful and a real genre!
>right: IDM is simply bad EDM by less disciplined and skilled somgwriters

tfw no neckfu gf

ughhhhhh FUCK I just wanna fix her spine

fpbp

>>right: metal is to blame for most bad musical developments of the last 50 years


Rock and Roll is the answer, not metal

>tfw no hunchback metalhead gf

>left: hitler did nothing wrong!
>right: hitler did almost everything wrong, but these mistakes and flaws are unrelated to his image in western pop culture

GOLEM GET YE GONE

so left is more forward-thinking?

>left: i have bad posture
>right: i have good posture

what happened to her neck

>left: blue is the best color!
>right: there's no such thing as a "best" color, and color should be judged in terms of visual juxtaposition and temperature-context. In my case, red is the answer right now, but any color could spply at another time

What's this from?

lel

both scenarios are left user. metal is one of the most closed genres to fusion and outside influences, instead flowering into many subgenres that rely on aesthetic over music qualities to differentiate.

girl on right would be more like: metal not deep or hard to grasp but metalfags can't escape because they defensively retreat into the genre at any criticism

I met the girl on the right at a party once!

I fucking hate this board

>poltard can't keep spaghetti in pockets
Gas yourself

dogshit movie btw

Is there any metal that isn't gaudy trash for kids? Serious question.

>meal
>food
fuck off retard

cool you go to parties very cool.....

>gaudy trash for kids
Try Saviour Machine:
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youtube.com/watch?v=0-Sn_YCQvOs
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abbey pls

I love Saviour Machine but they're absolutely gaudy as hell.

REMINDER

Elle, The Virgin's Waifu:
>womanlet
>virgin likes her because she's non-threatening
>virgin projects weird racist fantasies onto her
>not that beautiful but still wouldn't fuck the virgin
>the virgin spends all his time worshipping her, but only sees his own projections and not her true personality
>got HARVESTED by Weinstein
>Little girl who would still mock the virgin
>Pretends to be pure but is a slut
>Virgin likes her because he imagines she's a virgin (not true, by the way) and that makes him feel less insecure
>the virgin wants to fuck her and and masturbates to her constantly, but he always feels dirty and guilty when he does it
>the virgin defends her online
>Likes normie pets such as cats, dogs, and horses
>Wants basic tattoos to fit in
>cankles


Abbey Lee, The Chad's Crush:
>6'0 goddess
>Chad likes her because she's threatening
>Chad likes her for who she really is
>Chad knows he has a decent shot with her despite her being a 10
>Doesn't even know who Harvey Weinstein is
>Grown woman who would get along well with Chad
>Pretends to be a slut but is pure at heart (Mary Magdalene of our time)
>Chad accepts that she has had dozens of partners since he has had hundreds himself
>Chad fucks her lookalikes every day
>Abbey doesn't need defending
>Owns a blue tongued skink
>Hates tattoos but gets freaky ones simply because she likes the pain
>perfect legs

m-more

He'd look classice if he was drinking scotch

t. doesn't go to parties and is uncool

>left: hip hop sucks!
>right: hip hop can include all musical styles and is based around actual human struggle instead of pre defined posturing. Therefore it's the best genre

>left: nu metal isn't metal!
>right: nu metal is as much metal as power metal and extreme metal considering the way it's derived from black sabbath

>metal influencing anything in the past 40 years.
the only thing that broke free of the genre besides metallica was nu-metal shit like system of a down. can't influence shit when you are the north korea of genres

>system of a down
not nu-metal

>left: music made on computers isn't real music!
>right: music made on computers is more real than music made by conventional instruments since it avoids the need of instrumental skill anf therefore avoids the dangers of the human ego and self indulgence

sorry was using the metal prefered genre name. anything that has a chance of escaping the metal DMZ is automatically cast as a traitor, though most people can see the nu-metal genre is not significantly different than other metal. but the key is its still nothing except metal because of indoctrination

Prove this wrong.

well maybe if she stopped doing her makeup like a corpse

...

why doesn't she just get her pr team to set her up

>can't pick up guys at high end bars in vip section with bodyguard team and paparazzi
what a rough life

yeah idk but that might be it

>tfw no undead gf