You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.
Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.
You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.
Alexander Carter
please be usa
Jose Clark
esketit
Ryan Rivera
scandinavia here i come
Jayden Bailey
Reroll,we get reborn anyways
Samuel Wood
Roll
Brandon Wood
Roll
Ethan Russell
Rollo
Xavier Gonzalez
roll
Tyler Diaz
better not be a shithole™
Lucas Young
rerolling, free choice is a shithole
Juan Hill
Let's just not get dog shit
Jaxon Clark
Let's see here..
Jaxon Campbell
Uganda boyyys
Carter Ortiz
LMAO BORN IN UKRAINE
Aiden Clark
dont be a shithole
Joshua Johnson
hmm
Alexander Reyes
Roll for something good
Isaiah Johnson
so what if I got Ireland again
Jacob Reed
I got aborted.
Josiah Bell
수카 브렛
Chase Lewis
Not place with niggers or pajeets pls
Jace Williams
Here
Blake Taylor
Rollin'
Adam Morales
Faggot please
Aaron Collins
No street shitting or muslim countries pls aka not india sweden or canada pls
Owen Thompson
s h i t h o l e h i t h o l e
Xavier Murphy
K
Christopher Brown
rolly polly
Colton Brooks
Well shit that wasn't good. Time to roll again...
Dylan Lopez
rolllllll
Ayden Russell
let's get norway
Matthew Price
reroll
Austin Cruz
roll for Best Korea
Chase Thomas
rolling
Cooper Roberts
rollo
Isaiah Long
meh
Daniel Evans
roll
Anthony Phillips
reeee
Zachary Kelly
Hah choosing germany again and fuck all amerimutts and their distorted worldview
Michael Cook
rollol
Brandon Lewis
one more i got a dog roll for one and i dont like accepting malyasia
Hunter Peterson
hmm i wonder which is safer Malaysia or Romania
Tyler Cox
Nolin
Isaiah Harris
roll
Gabriel Hall
roll
Jacob Hill
roll
Caleb Sullivan
arr
Jason Green
lol rolol
Cooper Mitchell
Roll
Connor Cook
Roll
Owen Howard
Please not USA
Bentley Hill
rolley
Mason Gonzalez
Roll
Andrew Watson
get
Jaxon Gutierrez
I'm fucked
Dominic Ramirez
Rollin for a shithole country
Joseph Lewis
roll,.,
Charles Adams
Roll.
Logan Turner
k
Camden King
rollin, please be japan so i can kill myself
Grayson Jones
Niggers
Gabriel Bailey
Fuck
Parker Barnes
...
Wyatt Smith
Aight let's see
Nicholas Rodriguez
90-99 GET
Sebastian Baker
I dont usually do this but whatever
Angel Bailey
reroll
Benjamin Perry
Rollo
Joseph Reed
Rolling
Jordan Evans
I choose Germany, the only reasonable choice
Benjamin Cox
rullo
Cooper Ortiz
roll
Wyatt Reed
sauce pls (pic related)
Jason Ross
please no poopy countries
Michael Peterson
I just wanna Rolly Rolly Rolly with a dab of ranch
