Confess

Confess

I browse /b im so sorry

i am an atheist

why do I find this so funny

It’s not Sunday, fat cunt

i want to lick sweaty balls.

Never

the fat

why

sloth
living situation isn't ideal, I doubt I can get a job that will provide enough to move out
spend all day on my ass or laying in bed

Join the marines.

I've been cheating on my girlfriend with her qt femboy little brother.

He's way better in the sack than she is. Enthusiastic and cock hungry, gives great fucking head. He's so eager to please me, he didn't admit he was a virgin until I after I'd popped his cherry. And I can cum in him without worrying about knocking him up.

i show nud pics first time today i find out i enjoy

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

Been riding my uncle's dick for years. Started literally the day I turned 16... tried to get into his pants even before that, but he managed to hold out until I was legal lol.

...

i pissed in my sisters pot of macaroni once while it was boiling and she and her boyfriend ate it and had no idea

lol

never mind that, user. you need to return that hat !

am transgender largely because I need to make money via camming and maybe porn

Late puberty, have always been pretty effeminate. Am still a virgin but thats because I was closeted all throughout hs. May possibly find a daddy if hrt makes me cute enough

my hat now, bitch

well.. so long as you've confessed !

>not happy in life
>don't know what to do anymore
>I know I'm better than this...
pic not related

Im a pedo and a rapist, but i dont feel bad at all

I have no impluse control and can;t control myself.

I'm in love with a lesbian

I want a lobotomy

I used to want to volunteer at Big Brother Big sister. Used to want to be a firefighter. Spent 6 years in the army denying I wasn't bleeding for big oil and for the rich to profit. Used to believe humanity was generally good. Now all I want to do is to push some teen to the point of suicide. I want to see North Korea decimate any given part of my country. Everyone who I've helped in their time of need and called a "friend", only to ask for more or to or erase me from their lives when I stopped giving... I want them to cradle their children as they deteriorate in front of their eyes as the impending march of war teaches them how frail and meaningless a human life is. I also yelled at a barking dog earlier, I feel a tad mean and insensitive for doing so.

Tell more, what have you done

I have 2 sister that i repeated got so drunk that they passed out, then i did the Cosby

Do they know, how old are they?

They dont know, and they are 17 and 21 now, but i have started some years ago.

Woah. Ever plan on telling them? Plan on doing it again?

I have never stopped, so yeah plan on doing i as often as possible, think i can do it once a month, depends on if they get drunk enough ofcourse.

And i will NEVER tell them.

Not even on your death bed? Who is your favorite to ride?

I had sex with my sister..... No joke. No lie. We both were blackout drunk... But I remembered...
I never felt clean after that.

My friends grandpa got drunk and passed out, I fondled his junk and put my dong in his mouth. I was 19 lol. Think I fungered his bum too

Well my older sis is totally slutty as fuck, shes ben drinking since 13, total basket case. So she has given me by far the most action.

My youngest sister has been drinking for 2 years, only a few times i had fun, and only once i had a really good night with her. She is more beautiful and a real cutie.

I would loveto do my younger more, but my older is far easier to get. Hard to chose between.

And no even on my death bed i wont tell. See no reason why. Ignorance is bliss

You seem pretty interesting, keep talking

Sup Forums is a christian board

I'm so lonely I went to /r9k/ thinking they are the only ones on my level of pathetic who would give me some interaction. I got ignored.

That would explain all the pedo's

I was a lifeguard when I was younger and remember the female jr. lifeguards all used to wear these tight one-piece suits. I remember their slim little bodies and puffy nipples getting hard after I made them get in and scrub the pool during the fall. I came so many times in the showers thinking of them on the other side of the wall showering together.

I remember I couldn't take it and just jerked off in the main office(where guests came through to enter), blowing my load on the wall. Another time while before the facility opened, I was there with a jr. guard and had her sit in the chair while I fucked one of the pool pump holes below her. I haven't cum so hard since then.

Mercy father for I have sinned.

I want to get fucked by a guy twice my age and wearing priest/bishop attire

i jerk off in my brother's girlfriend's dirty gym socks whenever i'm home alone

i also sniff her feet at night

As long as you are still in school, that can be arranged.

Either you post outrageous crap, or you get ignored more than not. Same goes for pretty much everywhere unless you contribute in a positive way.

I jerk off into my sisters underwear, this is the one she left tonight. Every night i get a new used undie too abuse

I asked my sister's 10/10 15 year old friend if she wanted me to help her lose her virginity

Got slapped and called an asshole

Havent seen her since

Hey op, are you the same user who posts these in Sup Forums?

I have been worried about a waiver process I've been working for a year on. I just got all the paperwork together, but I'm worried some hole will open up.

That (you) I just got meant more to me than it should. I'm really ill atm so mental health is flaring up feel so ridiculously alone.

Man or woman, I would cuddle you user. Don't feel so alone.

I want to fuck over a childhood friend so badly. We were good friends but he’s always gotten whatever he wanted. Rich kid, influential family, private school, he gets whatever he wanted from day 1 to now. He’s become a real douche after his ex finally ended it because he tried to get in her pants every day. I want to get one blow in before we graduate in May, suspension, arrest, etc.

I do to. I'm not surprised it became a meme.
It just wouldn't have taken off had he been thin.

what do I see here?

Haha many thanks user, that means a lot. Its pathetic but just have been stuck in the house for ages, caught flu then turned into a stomach bug so have been stuck unable to do anything alone in the house for three weeks now. Had kept mental health issues at bay but fuck this has brought it all back up. Coming on this site is the only thing keeping me sane.

I've been suspended from work since last Wednesday. I act nonchalant, but I'm getting a bit worried as I enter Week 2. It was for a bullshit 'reason' too, when in fact, the supervisor just has an axe to grind.

I'm kind of in the same situation. Bought a house with a childhood friend. He was always popular, but he lost his job and his ex is a psycho bitch and I think he's slowly going paranoid from all the drugs he did when he was in high school. I could sell the house and get away from him, but then he'd get half of the equity. I'm petty enough to stay in it and lose some money in the short term just to make him suffer and hopefully go insane. Best case scenario would be him getting a job and paying me back. Second best would be him becoming an hero so I inherit the house.

a faggot

i've been in a happy realtionship with this older chick for a year and four months. shes a qt asian chick that seriously wants my children in the future. Im really happy with this chick but deep down inside i wish being single and trying to see how far i can get with women. Father help me stay a loyal man

>duh papacy is bad so the theology is bad lol :)) !!
6th grade tier intellectual shit
kys

Woah you are evil

I have been with this girl on and off for like five years. During one of the breaks i started talking to another girl and she’s fucking amazing. I’m technically dating both of them and neither of them know about the other, help me father.

You’re a bad person and don’t deserve a happy relationship

thanks nigger, just a young boi with young thoughts

I have a thing for heavier Asian women.

Please make a bored and tell us everything

>I'm not surprised it became a meme.

its not, its two autists who do all the posting.

I don't really think it's evil. I just want him to pay his half of the bills and not be a fucking loser. It's not that hard to get a job. Suck it up and get a job at McDonald's while you're looking for another job. Making money is not beneath you. They have a fucking retard working the drive thru window, so I'm pretty sure someone that speaks english is qualified.

I'm not a good person. I'm greedy. I'm egotistical. I'm lazy. I'm hateful. I'm a piece of shit. But that also places me among 99% of the human race so it's okay.

>be me
>cleaner at old peoples home
>young maybe 15, it was a summer job
>frequently spend my time vacuuming in the hospital
>this area is specifically for those that are dying or seriously unwell
>some of the units have pieces of heavy hardware working inside them such as respiration support etc
>often as a cleaner I would park my vacuum next to this machinery
>one day doing my rounds when I realize that the guy I was cleaning for was seriously unwell
>decide to clean his room all the same
>spend about 10 minutes getting all the room clean while the guy sits asleep beside me breathing through his oxygen mask
>decide its best to no longer disturb him to, so I unplugged the vacuum and leave
>straight after doing so an alarm goes off
>fuck
>OP just disconnected this guys life supp