What is the greatest thing that your country invented?

What is the greatest thing that your country invented?

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I'm not black and I imagine she's already had more pricks in here than a pin cushion.

Racism

Fuck off Nicolas de Tessela was French.

You're that south african jew right

The world

This plus a tie

Hamburger

HIV (medicine Nobel)

also, pasteurization, from Pasteur, who discovered bacteria.

literally everything

Nope

music

The airplane

Among the top three definitely are:

the printing press/the first rocket to reach space/the Haber process

C'mon at least tell the entire story.
He was a Portuguese immigrant in France that originally went by the name Nicolau Testa.

this website

butthurt

It's not too widely known but before that he was actually a Moorish man named Nico ibn Tesada.

wewuzing

lots of these are highly debated. Like television, or the "worldwide web".

Tacos and Tequila, probably.

>no on-line porn

Sorry bud but his name was Nickie Tessaloni and he was the son of an Italian-American family from Brooklyn.

The car
The airplane
Medicine
Tacos

nuclear bombs

>not jazz
come on man

>The airplane
Umm... that's wrong, sweetie :)

countries don't invent things
individuals do

U-u-u m-mean th-the open act of the Rio Olympics lied to ME!?
but but why!?

Killing people the fastest

>None of this is true btw

um, are you even Greek, sweetheart? :v)

Nerd

Color T.V

This.

We stand on the shoulders of giants, so every invention is based on something that's older then the creation of nations.

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Tim berners lee is the inventor of www

You don't know what you're talking about

Nerd

The submarine :)

orville and wilbur did it 3 years earlier, provably.

Babs is perfect

memes

>the car
yes
>The airplane
brazilian
>Medicine
u fukn wot m8
>Tacos
el chicano seƱores

gommunism and world wars

Calculus? Newtonian physics? The computer?

>worldwide web
Tim Berners Lee definitely invented the world wide web. Its not the same thing as the internet, you know.

Zeppelins, those are lit af.

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Do something to make him stop posting pls.

zeppelins and radio
>still didn`t win a single nobel even after a lot of great inventions

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Fields are better.

Nobel outside Literature and Science are all memes.

Contact lenses
Ship propeller
Lightning rod
Arc lamp
The word Robot

The French kiss.

>implying Literature isn't the memest Nobel

From Sully-Prudhomme (1901) to Bob Dylan (2016), it has always been bad. And they always missed the greatest: Tolstoy, Proust, Joyce...

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The cheese slicer/cheese plane

The internet

Multiculturalism

Protestantism

Chinese food

Coconut Oil
and
Moon Rover

Concentration camps

The bidet.
Not so fast, France. You forgot about it, now it's ours.

China has had the Printing Press for over two thousand years

True, but anons only invented shitposting.
We need something to talk about.

nothing

fucking faggot

Not quite. China had woodblock printing, which was done entirely by hand. They did not have moveable type (because that would have been largely impractical), nor presses (did not possess the technology).

Haber process for ammonia productio

Everything

HA

3 phase AC motor.

Countries set up institutions that let individuals invent things.
The education system, the universities, the industries, laboratories etc...
Without all this, individuals would play with their shit into mud.

Inventors are not genious angels fell down right from the sky, they are products of societies and nations.

would expect this from a leaf

>Television
>Light bulb
Sorry this is Russian

>Sports Illustrated
Photoshop?

You also invented P0rn.

1917 revolution if you can consider it an invention

Oh shit, redacted. It should be Denmark.

The Twinkie

wifi

keloid

tried one once. though it was rank.

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Me

Modern mobile phones and text messages.

Also memes and angry birds.

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Unfortunately that award goes to the muslims, apparently Nuclear bombs couldn't kill as many people as Islam.

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why's she so perfect

Everything

She feeds on BBC.

fuck off paki

Was just about to come into the thread to post this. Good post.

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