What would you do if someone kicked your door in?

What would you do if someone kicked your door in?

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light em up.

offer them a bottle of water

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you kicked in the wrong door muthafucka

wate for them like this

Pull out the chopper and start choppin

Do u have a pic of said chopper?

continue fucking your mom

That’s one toe thumb havin’ mutha’ fucker right there.

fight them with my log gun

Someone kicked in my gate trying to break into my new house. My dog gave his warning growl and we both chased after the guy. I had a firearm but it wasn’t legal so I chased him with a axe handle. My dog wasn’t done and started chasing cats in the neighborhood and I’m in boxers running after him.

Invite them in and rape them

Did it look something like this?

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Lol I’m a fatty and I couldn’t see shit because I blinded mysel turning on the light. The following week someone tried to beak into the house next door but I ran him off.

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get 2 blastin

Buy a new door, move on with life.

What about the intruder who is now walking thru your place?

Knock out, tie up, lock in sealed basement. Torture until mentally broken. Use for free labor. Prosper.

#MeToo

>Beat the fuck out of him with a pipe
>Get shot
>Drunk so don't care
>Bleed out

Kek

I would kick the door back out.

Shoot them with guns

"What bills are you paying to be kicking shit in my house ?"

“No, sir, I insist. You take it.”

I would erect another door before he got through the first one. And keep that up until I have a hallway full of broken doors. I'm hoping by the seventh or eighth door he'll get tired and give up.

Well, I guess i would replace my door.

Be realistic, the guy breaking in is black or mexican.

That's why I keep a pair of work boots at my door and a bucket of KFC hanging over a secret pitfall trap in my yard.

I'd be impressed that they made it this far into a secure building.

Then again, door into my apartment is also a heavy door on a metal frame. If they can kick it down they can have my stuff.

probably scape triug window since i have no guns in the city

open up all my curtains so my neighbors can see inside. Get a knife and phone. Phone police.

Well jokes on him because I don't have a door

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beat into a coma, take cellphone then drive out to a field and dump it somewhere

kek

I used to have one of these. Broke in the first 3 minutes.

I am Australin, so naturally I would do the only legal thing I can do, and thats lay on the floor and grab my ankles for the intruder as I do every day for my government.

that was a bb gun i saw the orange tip

Keep masturbating

>clearly not a functioning Australian since you can't spell the name of your own nationality

Retard fuck.

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Jokes on him, isn't even my house.
>call cops, report kidnap
mfw he takes the rap for the bodies.

Haha he's a retard. I'm engish and even I can rape

Smart

Spell*

Start masturbating onto a machete infront of him.

fucking run because kicking my front door in would require a fucking tank and apparently jesus reincarnated as the fucking terminator and decided to break into my apartment

I'd be pretty pissed, my door is unlocked right now...

Drive to home depot to buy a new door.

Scream, probably get raped, maybe killed if they're having a bad day.

No fucking way I'm going to be able to defend myself.

Call an ambulance for them cause they would have a broken leg from trying to kick in a solid steel door.

>MFW no picture for MFW
Do you even fucking know what that means?

Probably Yell for my wife to take my son and go down stairs or get out of the house through the back door. When whoever it was came in idk. Obviously it might be the cops raiding the wrong house in which case they will probably shoot and kill me, if it's someone with a firearm I'd put my hands up. If it looks like a single man who is unarmed I would attack him since I'm pretty built and have fighting experience.

do you live in a holding cell?

No, just a good idea to have a steel door for security.

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I'm scared to sleep now since someone tried forcing my door this morning. :^(

Jesus fucking Christ!

I have a similar one that I keep next to my easy chair for quick access.

>pic related

>Australians
>know english

Thats where you went wrong.

Niggers. Not even once.

I freeze up when something happens. I wouldn't be able to hold a weapon unless it was a gun.

some people call it a kaiser blade i call it a sling blade

Watch the entertainment as my timberwolf/husky mix put some doggie lovin' on him. Then, shoot the fucker to put his ass out of his misery once Kalenko had his fun with him.

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well that was enraging to watch.

shoot him in the leg then let your dogs eat him alive

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go on...about the lovin

You just had to make it about race, huh?

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Yes

>checked trippin trips
I get pumped, whenever I used to get into fights a long time ago I would always reach for a long stick for ending things quick. Learned muay thai for fighting but still reach for a better means of defense out of habit.

It's got several names. Kaiser blade, kaiser axe, bank blade, brush axe etc. Mine is about 50 years old, I just oil it up on occasion and knock rust off now and again. It's a stout old implement.

Just stating facts

By the time the dog was done with him, I'd have already called 911 and have him at gunpoint waiting for the cops.

Really small. Scale models?

You don't want to see what's inside my house. I'll just wait until that faggot dies of an aneurysm.

I sont think airsoft guns will stop an intruder

>Be me
>Be 19
>Get drunk with friends
>Thought it would be a good idea to dingdong ditch
>4 of us get in our buddy's car
>Drive to 4 different neighborhoods
>Instead of knocking we kicked the doors
>Do this at like 13 different houses
>My turn to kick a door
>Run up to some old house
>Kick the door as hard as I could
>Door fucking opens
>Barely see the home owner and his wife on the couch
>Book it before he even gets up
>Scream at friend driving to open the fucking door
>Our other friend who was doing a house barely saw what went down
>We run back into the car
>We're barely pulling away
>Home owner is barely coming out of his house with a shotty
>Drive out of the block before he even tried to shoot
>Cops are swarming the neighborhood where the house I kicked down
>Mfw never been identified

The dude in OP is clearly white tho.
You stated no facts.

Those guns look more like the ones you put on action figures.

Satisfying as fuck, however is it legal, they weren't in the store yet?

Got you now, fucker.

As soon as he opened the door he was fucked.

Someone did kick in my door. I sprinted to the bedroom and got my baseball bat, but by then he realized someone was home and left. Deadbolted the door and shit for three hours after that.

I'm behind 7000 proxies, bro. Come at me.

Next to 50" tv

lmao where the fuck is that from

I sleep w/ a rusty machete, i don't think they're gonna survive if i cut them.

Simple! own a dog

He wouldn't be he's a white man.

Not airsoft. .177 pellet at 1200fps. You gonna keep walking into a house when you get 30 rounds of .177 injected into your face at 1200fps?

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Depends on the state. If the state is one that has a stand your ground law, then the it would be legal if the individuals life was threatened i.e. they were armed or had made previous threats to harm or kill the person in the shop.

Haha savage

How much that iPad cost you?

I was waiting for the raping to begin.

Disappointed/10