Im stranded in Vegas with no gas money to make it back to California. No I didnt gamble it all away...

Im stranded in Vegas with no gas money to make it back to California. No I didnt gamble it all away. I didnt realize that I needed way more in my budget. Any help or tips appreciated. I really dont want to rob a fucking bank to get home..

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I want to drive there in June, ill give you a few bucks when I arrive

You seriously just posted here asking for money you fucking junkie. Nobody is believing your bullshit stories.

If you really need money THAT badly, sell the device your posting from and you'll have enough for bus fare.

Which part of California are you from?

Norwalk

gonna need timestamped homelessness before we continue

I'd like to point out a few flaws with your post:
>1. Implying "help" and "tips" are anything other than euphemisms for begging for free money.
>2. No one is going to give you money.
>3. You didn't include any paypal/buttcoin info. Even if someone were to give you money, any subsequent replies from here could just as easily be someone OTHER than you, and therefore there is no way to say any "donations" are going to you.
>4. Yer a faget.
>5. Clearly you have no one who loves you to loan you like seventy fuckin' bucks for gas in an emergency.

You don't have the stones to rob anything. I recommend you start sucking dicks for cash, OP. At ten bucks a pop that's only seven dicks before you're home.

Call a friend or family member and ask for some money.
Use a credit card.
Its not that fucking hard to adult.

>Norwalk
you're gonna be walkin thats for sure

>Norwalk

So you're telling me that to get home, you cannot drive Norwalk?

Go to Las Vegas PD. Tell them you are a stranded tourist. If you are legit they will help you. If you are just a shit heel on the make ... I guess you are just fucked.

You implyed that you have a car, sell it and aquire a bus ticket you mongrel.

>implyed
>implying higher reasoning skills
>can't spell "implied"
>>>>>>>>>implication recursion

sell a part of the car for gas
also not buying you story, you are just looking for drugs

What an annoying faggot fuck off

>help or tips

how about stop posting fecal porn you sick fuck

Proof. All my cards are declined.

You ever be constipated and then have to shit real bad becuz of diarrhea that it shoots all out of you at a fast force and then you feel empty inside but a little sad but real glad it's all out?

ask people for dollars, spend it on gas, tell them the truth, churches are pretty chill if you promise to pay them back. youll be fine, just wait till morning.

>implying correct = annoying

do it then, faggot. give the gas store guy anything you have, a watch, tools, etc.

...

Looks like what ever happened in Vegas, Stays in Vegas. Including you.

I'll send you the address in about an hour. They'll only take one kidney and you should be left with enough to get home

do pic related. How good looking are you? Could make $400 bucks if you're fre$h to give out some company for an hour. You'd need a hotel room, though. Go on backpage.

kek

Are you at least at a gas station user?

Fill up and drive away

siphon gas out of another car. drive home. problem solved.

>posts bestiality
>needs money
>I-i didn't spent it all in casinos like the stupid fuck I am

You deserve this Moshe

Page 10, user.
Truly no one cares about you.

Kek good luck in vegas. All the pumps are fucking prepay unless some vegas anons know spots.

hold a sign at a gas station.

I'm in vegas I get people fast work for money. do you have any issue with penis?

Honestly fuck it. What happens in vegas stays in vegas. Dont try to kill me. I have a handgun.

OP go to a few different places and tell them your daughter lost her phone or iPod check the lost and found and sell the stuff and a pawn shop.

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Aww shiet