*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Dog Punt

Throw frisbee.

Fucking kek

The one in the back is just like, naw I'm good.

...

Mace

I think the one in the front looks especially aggressive

Summon my chinese power

play with the dogs obviously, theyre not showing aggressive body language

this
the dog is even smiling

What do you think they want?

ur mom

interest?

Disregard kittehs. Pet doggos.

She's sleeping?

No

yes

what want ?

kys

tks

You to kill yourself

go away jew

...

*pretends to throw tennis ball*

Pull out my knife and take out the leader of the pack, so leap on the really aggressive black and white one. Plunge my blade into it's side repeatedly while screaming and spinning like a demon as to keep the rest on edge, but at bay. Then skin their leader and wear it's flesh assuming control of the pack. Next I'll drag the body off the dirt path and hide back in the tall grass with my new compadres waiting for another passerby to walk down said path and jack his phone and his Timbs. And then go sell that shit and by some kibble and a fat sack for the new homies.

"Blocks your path"
I hate this meme

I'm looking for that video, did you know where can i find it?

>be me again
>American trained in the ancient arts of ninjutsu by a Japanese immigrant whom raised me as his son when my crackhead mother abandoned me at his doorstep
>be out on a mission to curtail the activities of a local meth lab
>making my way up the dirt road to the path that leads to their main trailer house/meth lab
>BORK BORK
OH_SHIT.bmp
>pack of wild dogs leap up out of the brush and run at me
>being a trained ninja, I am always prepared
>reach into my gi and remove several Milkbones
>one for each borker plus an extra, seven in total
>throw all six Milkbones perfectly with one throw, shuriken style
>doggos stop, sniff the treats, two swap spots to have different color Milkbones
munch_munch.gif
>tails wag
>doggos are happy
>I enjoy the seventh Milkbone myself
>five of the six dogs trot off
>most white dog refuses to leave my side
>I have gained a companion dog
SHADOW_DANCER_ARCADE_BY_SEGA.GIF
>continue on to find and destroy the meth lab
>return home and post on Sup Forums to name my new companion

get knotted already faggot

Offer up mouthwatering hamburgers

found the trailer trash

Kek

found the virgin

>>American trained in the ancient arts of ninjutsu by a Japanese immigrant whom raised me
>whom raised me
>whom

fucking retard

my soul

So salty. You must need to relieve some frustrations. Here, let me give you a HAND............

Shovel

They're steamed hams you dummy

You call hamburgers steamed hams? Is it a regional dialect?

What region?

This is pure greatness

oooo, thank you. looks fun

Do you think there are dogs like this that go around confronting people?

Idk but feel like I would eat a steamed ham rather than a hamburger

pitbulls

show the best u got

Narr I've got 12 ranks in handle animal and I've been rolling crits all day... I got this