What would be the shittiest vehicle to transform into if you were transformer?

What would be the shittiest vehicle to transform into if you were transformer?

An electric scooter

Zamboni

RV

some shitty razor dirt bike

Wal-mart mobility scooter.

an autobot

Those compact Jap cars that can only fit like one fat guy.

OP's Ford Pinto

PT Cruiser

Station wagon

A mobility scooter.

Semi truck with refrigerator

a reliant robin

This. Those things are fucking garbage .

a hwat

Shopping Cart

A segway...

A smart car

A segway

a hotwheels car

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>be me, chinese decepticon
>take on a form that will blend in better with the natives
>the others picked fighter jets and tanks
>mfw i'm stuck like this now
>mfw whenever we roll into battle i look like a pussy and all i can do is honk my horn at them

kek and /thread

can't /thread your own post newfag

This

A honda

Id probably be a train because id wigh a couple hundred tons and not be able to go anywhere without a guide to get there(trails)

Slightly off-topic, but even though Megatron could turn into a big fucking gun he was useless without somebody to aim & fire him. 1 on 1 he couldn’t do shit.

I didn't post the zamboni answer. Just figured you cacn't get stupider than that and figured it was worth a kek. Fuck off rulefag.

>what are tracks

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stfu samefag

Sure, but he always had his little bitch Starscream there to fire him. Tank Megatron is better, but gun Megatron is funnier because he gets to cuck Starscream.

Anal vibrator

A rape van

An 80's walkman.

By now, you are either locked in a museum, or in a landfill.

Fuck no. That's an A-tier Decepticon.

Honda Civic

A tire swing

Stole my shit
Got I’m
T inb4 tho

thats not a vehicle you fuck

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Those indian box cars

>this piece of shit
I get it, the paint and wheels are at least DECENT but still. The fucking shame of having to drive as something that last to a gtr, there is no greater punishment.

Curiosity.

Take forever to charge, move real slow, collect a few samples, and then get abandoned forever on a distant planet.

> thinks a walkman is a vehicle
kek

Rapevanicon!

ice-cream truck

Took 13 seconds to find the pic

A WW1 tank

A tomato-slicer

I blame Donald trump.

>tomato-slicer
>vehicle
ok user, if you say so

a tampon.

A kidney dialysis machine

Driving Aunt Flow?

A condom-dispenser

a metro geo

a sham wow

Yeah but id bet he'd be a fantastic recon

I vibrator

A flesh light

A 3-cylinder Geo Metro.

When you hit a hill, you might as well get out and push.

A sewage tanker.

A Yugo.

A kitty litter box

Only if the condoms transform like those cassette tape animals

You have a very liberal interpretation of the word "vehicle"

>Alone on the moon forever
>was an original manned lunar vehicle
>no fembot
>mfw /r9k/

And you have autism

better than being just plain ol' stupid

Honda

Nigger cum

>everyone else zooming ahead
>slowly dragging behind like the fat rhino in the Jumanji stampede
>top speed .0003 mph
>the high pitched whine of the motor is all they hear
>WEEEEEUUHHEEEEEEEUHEEEEEEEEEE

A ford

>/r9k/
How's home been Sup Forumsrobot? Also,
>scion cube

A chevy

I'm actually writing a novel relevant to this. Joe is a cripple who joins a team of Super Sentai-type guys and gets a shitty wheelchair robot as a joke because their mentor is a dick and actually couldn't care less if humanity is killed by Poltergeila, the Queen of Spooks, and enslaved to fight in her zombie army so she can conquer the universe. Joe, initially mocked by the team when he proves to be useless in physical combat against the ghost menace, eventually learns to accept his shortcomings and earns the friendship and respect of his comrades and mentor when he invents a ghost-disintegrater and proves useful in the final battle when the robot's legs get torn off by Poltergeila's final form.

a gun that can't do shit unless it gets carried by a fucking tape deck.

At least as a robin you can give your other transformer mates a good laugh when you literally "rollout" and tumble over all the time. The three wheeled death trap featured on Top Gear many times

A prius

fat people scootypuff

A Plymouth

I would love to see that.

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Ur mum, shes the shittiest when I ride her.

what does she transform into?

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A unicikle.

A 3-wheeler

A Fiat Punto
or a Pontiac Aztec

> thinking about it gave me cancer

This,
back in high school my parent bought me a cheap used one they are literally piles of shit.

> "vehicle"
> "a gun"

faggot

Nissan Juke

I once read the perfect description of the PT Cruiser: "the gay Transformer."

/thread