Lads I need your help

Lads I need your help
I've got this bucket of molasses and have to dispose of it in 3 weeks or so
It's used to do some biological experiments and my boss told me to come up with some idea of wasting it
Thanks in advance!

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scull it

enema

Masturbate in it

dump it into the ocean

Stir your dick in it and go anthole

1) Why do you have a bucket of molasses?
2) Pour it into the gas tank of someone you really hate.

Bout time you fellas took a company fishing trip

go into a bank or walmart or check cashing place (a shitty business that should be protested) and dump it all over the floor. film it, it'll go viral, you can make more than enough money from it from ad revenue to cover bail and buy pounds of indo. take my advice, user.

Make some rum, profit?

Is that okay?

1)cuz my boss bought it
2)what'd happen?

It's just molasses, what are you expecting from it, it's just sweet

>bioLOGical

make a system to "vomit" it all as if a steady stream (hand hoses?) proceed to go to densely packed area (mall?) and just start scaring people by yelling I HAVE THE VIRUS GOD WHY?! and activate the system run from the area to allow for panic

Find someone with cattle or horses, they will gladly take it

just flush it down the toilet, will take like an hour but its the safest method. Live stream please.

It's just sticky and sweet, nothing more than that

Could we get paid for that, maybe?

Stupid Andy poster

Kills the car.

...

that is the most boring thing he could do with it
horrible suggestion
dump it all over someone else's floor & film it instead

I'm gonna be a convict before graduation then

As I said, it's just annoying and smells good

lol it's not really worth anything, also considering you need to get rid of it

DUMP IT ON A FUCKING FLOOR

Hm. I'm pretty sure you can turn it into alcohol. It's very rich in simple sugars, so just add yeast (a lot judging by the volume of the bucket), put a lig on it and wait. In few weeks/months (depending on conditions like temp.) you should have a bucket of 13-14% alcohol. Than you can distill it into high strength one, and drink/sell. Literally profit.

To tell the truth, I once tried flushing it down the toilet, but you know, it was just too unsightly...

Make like 10000 gallons of molasses milk.

Contact a bee company, ask if they have any hives that are lacking their sugar content, if they do then offer your molasses.
They'll probably come pick it up and will pay you for it. They'll also take a shit ton if they have any hives that are in need of sugar.
Mollases is a external ingredient that can be used if a hive isn't able to produce enough honey for the hive.

fill up a public postbox with it .
(like pic related )

*lid

Sell it to a biogas plant, they love that crap.

This counts as a federal crime.

You could make a shit ton of ginger bread or Jamaican rum cake.
BTW why did your boss have this?

Your address?
If you want it...

Nice opinion, thanks lad

>Drinking alcohol made from molasses used in lab

trow it on a compost pile. they sell that shit as fertilizer

>Drinking alcohol made from molasses used in lab
is that shit still organic?

They're often used as growth culture for his friends

Yes, but you should know what it's like in lab, who'd eat/drink something in there

i'm trying to help you, OP. i'm giving you an amazing idea, the best idea possible for your situation, and you're ignoring it. it's frankly infuriating

yup

You mean you want your floor to be hyper sticky and smell good, is that it?

the last floor on earth i want a bunch of molasses on is mine, brother.

Same here, everyone thinks so I guess

ferment it distill the alcohol.

This molasses isn't clean enough to make decent alcohol

it doesn't need to be decent. just make alcohol and store it. you could use it to run your car or oil furnace or a alcohol stove for cooking.

I'm gonna ask him if it's ok then

DO IT

Mix it with water and dump it on some plant, preferably a fruiting variety.
The sugar is good for the roots, it's pretty much shortcut photosynthesis

best idea yet

Winrar op needs to provide

The car will go faster bc of extra hydrocarbons

>searched log and got here

make gingerbread cookies and donate them to a homeless shelter

find a girl with big boobs and throw her in the bucket

Take spoonfuls of it and shove it in your ass, one spoon at a time.

Do it

Help the bees so they dont sue us

If dubs ban this faggot mods pls

Get buckass naked, tell the one sexy intern to get buck ass naked, slather the molasses all over both of both of you.

ALL
OVER

Like seriously, get it in your asscracks and various orifices, until every. single. nano-inch. of your bodies are covered. Get a BIG over, lots of batter, and create the world's largest pancakes, and then film the two of you rolling around on top of them, covered in the molasses.

Finally, post the film on some fancy euro-trash Indie Film network and create a new genre called Filme La Patiserrie

>1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

Beef matters

>You know what its like in a lab

Completely sterile to avoid inter-chemical chain reactions and contamination of control sample?

If dubs, permaban this guy.

If trips, ban everyone in this thread

of course it is. What else are you going to do, dump it down a bathtub drain?

If dubs, mods permaban themselves

>it'll go viral, you can make more than enough money from it from ad revenue to cover bail
lol no, you won't

How much Molasses are we talking?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

What did this lab do? I feel like anons aren't asking enough about this lab? I feel like our autism isn't strong enough right now, what if this is a CIA nigger looking for the molasis snake of Aruba?

It can really kill people...

You say this like you know. Are you the molasis snake of Aruba you fucking sand nigger?

if clean and over 5 pounds take it to a goat farm they will pay you for it may be only like 60 bucks but money is money

WRONG

Did you even read the article dumbass?

ITS THE MOLASIS SNAKE OF ARUBA, OP HERE CIA SQUAD SERVER INITIATE INDIGO SERVER ALPHA SEQUENCE , 3 ECHO 4 ECHO SERRIEA 7 8 9 00101001101001010000101111010101010100001111101010101010101010100000011111111111111110001010101011101101010110100110001111110101001110101011111111111111110101010101010111111010101010110101010100000001111111111111110111010100100101

Shut up molasis snake of Aruba

Still WRONG

Serve it with potatoes to a bunch of cute animals wearing cloth

You mean that half naked guy?

You are the molasis snake nigger

Shut up Molasis snake

It's the molasis snake of aruba

The molasis snake

Fucking molasis snake sand nigger of fucking sand monkey land

I don't even know what molasses snake is tbqh lads

Shut up user and accept your fate as the molasis snake of Aruba.

rum

The molasis snake of Aruba is a terrorist that attacks women with boiling pots of molasis and then rapes the heads of his scortched victims who he then proceeds to shit on and fist his shitty asshole with their severed arms he then places in their toungeless throats

It's been in my lab, I mean dirty biology lab, you still want it?

Shut up molasis snake of Aruba you have been exposed.

Just be quiet for a while, you're just driving away good lads

we all know you are the molasis snake

Cmon user this is a molasis shake thread now

ENOUGH WITH THE SHIT MEMES ALREADY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

You ARE the molasis snake

>does not deny being the molasis snake of aruba

Stop shilling your own logs and focus on the matter at hand
>the molasis snake of aruba

Still the molasis snake

>shit

This is what happens when you let Sup Forums have a thread for more than 5 minutes.

The molasis snake will end your logs