Rate my gf... Asked her out last week and now we're official

Rate my gf... Asked her out last week and now we're official

you and i both know that's not her cause that means you would need to talk to a femoid in person

whats his name?

what's this thing?

why does (pronoun) get priority seating?

Props to her for recognizing that she has no hope by conventional standards and steering into the skid.

Ze is beautiful. I can tell ze's bursting with weaponized victimhood

Why isn't her face deflating, is it because the holes are covered by metal?

Her
>DID YOU JUST ASSUME GENDER?!

>girlfriend
>girl

youre fucked kiddo

By gf you mean “guy friend” right?

why would you?

>YO she so fat. That's a rap.
>yeeeeeeeeeeee booooiiiii
>it's me,biggie cheese
>ratatui got nothing on me
>im cool,he wack
>ya and thats that

Weaponized victimhood - I shall use that!
Well put user.

Hey everybody! IT'S BIGGIE CHEESE!!!!!!!

Man i didn't know the pig from TMNT was single and ready to mingle.

kek

does she even know it?

Bioware/10

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Bebop from TMNT...? That's your GF? NICE!!

What's it's Tumblr name?

By the power of all that is holy wtf that is fucking nasty for gods sake man run SAVE YOU MANHOOD FOR ALL MANKIND RUN AND FIND A SKINNY CUTE BLONDE RUN MAN RUNNNNNNN

Why are you with someone that looks like every single person that goes on Tumblr?