I think I'm the most beta fag to ever live.
>be me
>just talked to girl 3 days ago
>has bf but idc, i'm just a friend
>get to know her
>shes kinky
>she cooks
>she does alot of wife chores
>only problem she has the same issue as me
>we're both addicts
>talk even more
>start to have feelings
Fuk guys, why am I getting for a girls i havent meet
I'm just a neet who talks to randoms but this this one chick hit e hard.
Shes perf in everyway but has bf and is moving to my area...
Tl;dr
user is stupid
The problem is because you’re a beer, any sort of human interaction is intensified in your mind. So, in effect, since you’ve spent time in sort of mental and social “solitary confinement”, your subconscious aggressively pushes out feelings toward her simply because she gave you attention. Go take a night class, volunteer somewhere, do anything that isn’t considered a job so that you can build up your social skills and not lose your mind simply because a girl is nice to you.
thanks user
but idk man, she gives good attention an she likes
it when i give attention and pet names.. she also gives me pets names
Im still sorts of confused
and about the socializing thing, im not good at it... i can chat with people online but not face to face, to much of a neet
BTW not only girl i talk to, she just made me feel some type of way
only because you don't have other options going for you aka oneitis
>oneitis
wow new word learned today, thanks user.
As some one who regularly catfishes betas so I can friendzone them If you haven't met her yet maybe just slow down a bit wait until you meet her before you start claiming to have feelings
I hate you so much for being so God damn useless
im drunk
need shit to watch. give me things to watch
Enter the void
I mean, okok
thank you user
have you watched fooly cooly?
its not like i have strong feelings, its just a crush.. but makes me feel warm
You sound like the Zodiac killer.
you never know kiddo
Any specific categories?
Dubs speaks
bonitis you say?
Can confirm. This will make you feel better
Im just saying this because Im on a discord sever full of catfish and you be surpired how easy it is to fool someone who is desperate or lonely best thing to do is ask for a phone call or to meet as thous can't be faked loke photos can
THE WORST PART SHES ALMOST 18
and im 23, should i be the MR. stealyourgirl
Im just sayin make sure shes a really person first
A crush is a crush just that. Jerk it a few times and you'll more clear
oh no, im not desperate, I just like the sweet talk
she is, we cam'd b4
i dont jerk off
He'd be old as fuck lol. Not even Viagra would work
If you have a job that pays you enough to her take out to eat and drink then you propblay could steal her if shes shallow but then would you really want a girl who will trade you for a richer man in a few years.
what if his son went on to fulfill his legacy?
my nigga, im poor asf and she said shell take me out for dinner.. thats some crazy shit right?
Thats not how jerking off works that will increase your feelings toward the person
I think it's a perfectly normal situation if you're 15 years old
There's no shame falling for the first girl you bond with if you don't meet anyone in real life
im not 15... im 23 and look like a 5/10 but bitch still calls me cute
I've been down the same road more than a few times. Best way is to just not get involved honestly. I rationalize it as I don't have my life in order and unless that happens I shouldn't even consider anyone since I'll just drag them down.
Basically don't do it, all you could do is hurt her life and she'd gain nothing from it.
That is crazy. It wasnt for my the fact I have a good job and live in the middle of a university campus full of poor students Id still be a virgin. No girl has ever offered to pay for a date to me :(
What are you addicted to?
The only chance you have is if you meet her and are 100% confident without being retarded (ie don't mention 4ching or traps)
Are you well built thou? Broad shoulders tall and stuff?
but wait, theres more... im helping myself going to thereapy and trying to get through life.. ive just recently came out of the hospital
ikr, kinda got lucky and she wants to take me out for sushi
well,ex addict.. i loved anyting that numbed me from herion to acid
Is pic related? Did she make that for you?
What do you mean bonding over traps is the stuff relationships are made of you beta virgin.
oh uh ok... im kinda bad at that department, need advice i guess
nah im chubby and have a boyish face....sadly
thats a pic she sent
but im not a virgin, oops
Addicted to what?
well shes hardcore on pills like perks and other things idk how to name
Sup Forumsro. If she is/was also an h addict you're seeing yourself up. Stay away
Im chubby too but I got around but always wearing suit when I live my house suit just look better than every thing else go visit a taylor ASAP
Throw out the sopy, the xbox, and the anime, stop watching CP, stop fapping 5 times a day, eat meat & potatos, do push-ups, run a mile every day until you can run 2, throw out all your clothes... better yet - BURN THEM, shave, cut you rhair, clean your ears, brush your teeth, floss, gargle, and fucking man up you whiney bitch cunt.
The secret to talking to women is TALKING TO WOMEN.
Just fucking talk, poke fun at them every so often, tease them now and again... be sarcastic every so often, find an funny moment to make fun of them once in awhile, then say, just kidding. Fuck with them, be direct -
THEN - they'll fuck you.
>Throw out the soy,
fixed typo
I dont know many 18yos who dont take pills wouldn't call it an addition until they move on to cocaine or harder stuff
Ive been clean for an year and shes trying her best to stay away from it
ill show my face in a bit
Can confirm as an ex soyboy total reform is the only thing that will help.
oh, i mean.... i dont wanna fuck... im not really into sex
yeah, she has issues which i think shes easy to manipulate
All women are whores
She's grooming you to serve her reproductive strategy as a beta orbiter so far
If she gets sexual with you a lot then she upgraded you to Plan B (or C, D etc) status
So far you're a buttlapping faggot and her bf should break your nose
Flirting with women comes naturally for ALL straight men. you just have to talk to them, and FFS, LOOK AT THEM IN THE EYE WHEN YOU TALk... chicks love that... don't look away like you're fuckin coy soy boy. TALK about anything and everything, make shit up. Tease them, but be nice, not a prick. Poke fun, but not an asshole.
It works
Watch Lost
>oh, i mean.... i dont wanna fuck... im not really into sex
Then repeat ALL those steps twice.... you NEED to fuck, and you SHOULD be fucking. Your sex drive will coem back if you get away from Sup Forums and viyda/ anime culture... go outside for a day. See the world. Talk to strangers.
So what's the goal of catfishing? Blackmail? Harming strangers?
mah nigga
I dont care about sex lmao
ooooo okok
also me, the ugliest nigga here
money
they want you to send money
IS SEX REALLY THE OPTION HERE
Ive alway been comfident I can keep eye contact and talking to just about any one but until a year ago when I started working and wearing siuts all my t shirts were vidya game t shirts and I was always in adderall so I could play my vidya games better and I was obiviosly very strange because of the adderall Now I have a gf and am much more normal.
You are the type of asshole who ask for advice but doesn't actually want it. You just want people to reaffirm your decision. Which is retarded you are both addicts so already you need to stay away from each other. She has a boyfriend and financial stability while you have nothing. So fuck it just do it, both of you can live in a trailer park doing meth all your lives. Reason you were an addict in the first place is cause you have no willpower and are stupid so might as well keep it up.
gj user
Checked
You're not drop-dead gorgeous, but you're definitely not ugly either. Women hate self-defeat attitude and lack of confidence. Quit that.
no im financially stabled and yeah her bf is better than me and im an ex junkie but that doesnt mean i ant talk about.
Making friends mostly Im just lonely and very ugly no one talks to me IRL anymore I work full time but normal Im tasked to work but myself often out the office too other than my dog I have no one to talk to
cant talk about it*
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bro, I'm 50 years old... I've seen some UGLY ass mutherfuckin harley bros score some HOT chicks...
you're only as ugly as you tell yourself you are.
Confidence to approach and talk, with eye contact, while standing up, walking tall, with a smile and wink in your eye is all that matters.
and dont smell... that key
Don't smell.... meaning DONT FUCKING STINK, and DONT FUCKING SMELL LIKE A MACY'S FRAGRANCE COUNTER EITHER... just don't smell.
Men shouldn't smell like ANYTHING, until a woman has her nose a few inches from your neck, then it be some scent you like.
I'm going to bed... fucking watch a John Wayne movie and learn something about being manly. He was ugly, but he carried himself like a man.
thanks user,
im sorry to hear that user, wish you the best
>haha i don't care about sex
Then just date a guy then or have friends, any sort of social interaction. Clearly you do you. Otherwise gender would play no role at all in this scenario.
You also said you are a poor as fuck so thats not financial stability. Fuck it's like you can't comprehend anything, no wonder you are a fat mexican fuck.
POINTS TO YU user THANKS MADE ME CHUCKLE AND THANKS.. IL TAKE YOUR WORD
Ok, last fuckin reply
EVERYONE'S IN THE SAME BOAT
EVERYONES LONELY, EVERYONE WANTS SOMEONE.
YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL IN THAT REGARD
yeah, I'm yelling. I'm old, I can yell - big whoop you wanna fight about it?
GET OFF MY LAWN.
FEELSBAD
I mean, I get money, I just careless about it.. i usually give it out to hungry peope or feed strangers
YO FUCKING FIGHT ME OLD MAN
too late, I already went to bed
welp, its dead..
Yeah its not to bad my dog dosent care im ugly Ive found mostly people are naturally mistrusting of ugly people even other ugly people and Ive never been able to lower my standands enough to consider dating a fellow 2-3/10 Im not fat but i have no symmetry in my face
sadness