I actually need help guys. Something I’ve been wanting to happen for a long time is finally happening. My girlfriend made plans to go swimming with some of her friends this weekend and I talked my way into going without bringing any suspicions to myself or looking like I wanted it that bad. Her friends are very much hotter than she is and one has a huge rack. They dress pretty conservative usually and I was very excited for a while until I realize what the fuck am I going to do if I get a boner? I thought about sticking it in the band of my trunks but the tip sticks out. We’re definitely going to be alternating between the hot tub and pool a lot and I don’t want to end up like the dude in this pic. I know it sounds fucking retarded but I’m thinking about canceling now. Is it going to look weird if a wear a shirt?
I actually need help guys. Something I’ve been wanting to happen for a long time is finally happening...
1. She knows why you're going
2. They're going to laugh at you're tiny penis
>Is it going to look weird if a wear a shirt?
She won't care, they will all be looking at Tyrone
flaunt small boner with pride, they dig on the confidence
Post her friends compared to your gf user
bad shoop
My best advice, practice both avoiding and getting down a boner. You know Tai chi? Well by focusing blood on other parts of your body you can forcibly redirect any blood going to your dick. Try micro clenching your hand strongly very quickly and and tightening different parts of your body, and do so while focusing.
All or nothing. Fuck the one with the biggest rack, or realize that one girl is enough for your feeble boy dick.
jerk off to such awful degrading porn for an entire day before you go and you wont get turned on by anything normal
Wear underwear underneath ur trunks. Where i live they do it cus its cool but i mean you can just not show it and bring a 2nd dry one
Does this actually work? Any links?
Op is gay
Jesus Christ, son, don't you have a father you can ask about this kinda shit?
Alright I'll help you out. The secret to boners is to not stand up if you have one. And, if you're standing and you start to get one, sit down.
Alternatively, you could play it cool and pre-emptively tell the girls that you might get a boner. Then play it off like you did that shit on purpose.
>if you could give advice to your 13 year old self...
Her friends would never have sex with me but I don’t think they’re past teasing me. Sadly I’m happy just for that.
Doesn't invalidates the guys argument
How retarded are you
Op, the best tip is wear underwear under your swimming trousers
less retarded than the kid asking for boner advice
>hiding your boner
for what purpose? It clearly shows you're a virile young man with a healthy sexuality.
The girls would feel good knowing they look good enough to even get guys to pop boners
Everyone win
#freetheboner
so still pretty damn retarded
what problem exactly do you have with my failproof boner-hiding technique then, mr genius?
That.
A proven tecnique is also clenching quadriceps (clench/release), being big muscles they need more blood, that would move from the nearby groin.
Wear tight trunks under your shorts.
Proper swimming trunks not "underwear" that would get water logged.
Trim your pubes as well otherwise enlarging boner can get stuck
yes, op, just force your boner away by sheer will. that is bound to work.
So you are telling me when you angry out with your gf and other girls you tell them you are about to get your dick hard? I can’t see that working out please livestream it
Suggest skinny dipping and just roll with it
Holy fuck! You’re actually a life saver. That’s so obvious and I didn’t even think of it. I can’t really repay you but I want you to know I’m very thankful.
if you pop a boner just stay in the water until it goes away. if you desperately need to get out of the water, have your towel really close by and just put it around your waist quickly after you get out
well, considering im 37 i don't usually have to worry about boners and the girls I hang out with sure as fuck don't mind
that would actually be an alpha move. tell them being around a bunch of cute chicks in bathing suits might get you hard. if it does, rock it with pride and confidence.
Just play it cool. When I get a boner, I point it out. "Look, a boner!". If women are horrified, you just say, " what, it happens! I can't control it. Don't shame me!". Like 15% of the time it leads to some boner attention. Chicks like boners.
But you are saying this is advice a dad should give, that surely means you tried it when you were a dumb teen? Did it went so bad you blocked it out and pretended it went smooth? Holy shit you are a ticking retard, your kids will die virgin if they follow your advice
>ITT beta soyboy wants to hide his boner, because he's ashamed that he find girls hot
whatever, pussy. nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Depends on the boner... chicks like a big boner.. not your little stubby.
my sides
Stick a tampon up your ass and tie the string to the tip of your penis
u get an erection looking at girls in swimsuits? r u fukin 14 gtfo
10/10 works like a charm
Yes it does
No normal person worries much about this thing, and no normal person gets a boner that easily. You're going to be fine.
Jamaican her wet