Would you buy Ronaldo for 920k for 4 hours? What would you do with him?
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Would you buy Ronaldo for 920k for 4 hours? What would you do with him?
James Campbell
Carson Walker
Probably let him lick my bumhole if he insisted but rather just play fifa tbqh. Though I could film it and sell it to the newspapers.
I want to read this book that's come out.
Tyler Brooks
Everything is so fake about him that it was probably written by a team of marketing shills.
Jaxon Ward
doesn't he have a net worth of $400 million? why is he literally selling himself to anyone?
Isaiah Cruz
Theres literally nothing I can think of that I would want to do with him even for a tenner
Jack Lewis
Hold him for ransom for 10 mill. Nice little earner
Nicholas Gutierrez
Had enough of rent boys, wants to try it out himself.
Grayson Wilson
Would you get to touch his dick?
Caleb Hughes
The cost of renting Cristiano Ronaldo: £920,000 for four hours, signed shirts, a photoshoot and more
>and more
What did they mean by this?
Juan Bailey
He is a big coach
Julian Evans
You can chill by the pool on a sunny afternoon and rub oil on each other's bodies. Then you can tenderly lift him up like he's your bride and photograph all of it.
Logan Cook
This desu. It's liked "based on a true story" movie, but severely exaggerated for marketing purposes. Guarantee you read something like he lost a big game as a 10 year old and almost quit or some bullshit, and his mom convinced him not to.
Bentley Sanders
I'd rent him out for an hour and while he's distracted I'd have some one sneak into his house and rescue his "son"
Connor Jones
...
Caleb Wood
do you think badr hari gets discount?
Jose Hughes
Mourinho plays more on width while Wenger prefers long balls.
Asher Sanders
Is this real?
Parker Cooper
110% real.
Josiah Fisher
Yes, we usually look like that in Portugal to make up for lack of verticality
Nathaniel Murphy
yeah
Angel Flores
r8 my cosplay
Isaiah Sanders
roach/10
Lucas Gomez
I had forgotten Koksal Baba is still around
Thomas Clark
That doesn't look like a first class seat
Ryan Johnson
Boypucci
Gabriel Russell
>the priciest escort ever is a man
women BTFO
David Foster
he doesn't have friends but doing it for free would be too weird
Evan Ward
Rich women are gonna book him and suck him dry. Screencap dis!
Easton Hernandez
I would if I had that money to throw away, i would make him go to my balcony in the 5th floor an TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU for 4 hours without a rest.
Noah Torres
>and he doesn't fuck women
roasties BTFO again
Jonathan Howard
Cheeky m8
Chase Rivera
>literally a manwhore
jesus fucking christ how can anyone like this guy