Best beers for a first time drinker???

Best beers for a first time drinker???

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Any Belgian beer really. Drawbacks: You will never try the piss water in your picture

for slow sipping a milk/oatmeal stout. recommend blue moon capuccino oatmeal stout.
for chugging, miller lite, genesee cream ale, sapporo

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Go to liquor store, buy different ones. Try them out. No one here is gonna be able to answer that for you since everyone likes different things.

My first beer love was a cheap Swedish beer called Åbro 7.3.
Now days I hate it though.

nice ordering

The fuck user? Is that trolling or did you really think that was good advice?

Drink 1 four Loko and you'll be done

I'd go with Coors Light.

I didn't start drinking until I was 24 years old, mainly because I just didn't like the taste. Coors Light has a mild, watery flavor that's easy to drink. I still enjoy it. Switch up to Coors Banquet (non-light Coors) if you want a different flavor.

weed. retard.
prepare to be mildly annoyed for ten hours

Well for starters don't drink anything in your pic or in this one

four X gold cunt
VB

Why would he be annoyed?

those stouts are dessert beers
the chugging ones are the ones i get for 50 cents a pint

Start with Pilsner Urquell. It will give you an idea of what a pale lager should really taste like (Even if it is owned by InBev now)

I agree with you, but we're not trying to scare the guy off.

Get yourself some steel reserve. Drink that the first 5-10 times you drink, that way you appreciate everything else.

If it comes from Bell's or Founder's give it a shot.

My first beer was Chang for some reason.
Thai beer. Pretty tasteless but cheap, drank a lot of that on festivals etc.
Prefer stouts though.

fuckin stick some lime in a corona I almost scull the cunts

I found red stripe to be super solid beer for newbies.

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This

Bud Light is a waste of time and money
Colorado Kool-aid is one of 2 I'll order if I have to get light domestic
Bud Heavy is better trash
Miller Lite is choice #2
Corona is absolute trash
Natty Light, enough said
Busch Light is bearable
Michelob Ultra, think I had once
Busch again, bearable
Heineken is bad skunked Euro beer

Labatt should be in there honestly.
Molson can fuck off

Czech beers tend to be really smooth I find as well. No real flavor but great for first timers

This is the best beer I've ever tried

done for the night

Corona with lemon might be a good thing to start, good taste, even for people who haven't tried much beer.

Literal why? Get a decent shandy then. Or a Berryweise

More like don't listen to fucking niggers like this snobby faggot. He'll probably suggest some trash that tastes like a hobo's asshole and costs $8 a bottle.