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Just a few more hours until these threads are good again.

> there are 4 lights

bravo TNG

Logan

Is it HBONow I'm thinking of? The one you can sub to without a cable plan?

Now that would be fucking nice to have here.

Shrinkgods rule, 1:1 cucks drool

Is there a limit to the things that can be shrunk?

What happens if whoever is manning the shrink ray misses and hits the wall of the building? Would everyone in the room just die?

Are you a gril or a homo?

Teddy is for _____

Earth would shrink.

Exactly, what adds the shrink theory to WW?

Going nuclear.

LeMat

>Visit the park too many times
>Stuck in permanent shrunk mode
>You signed the waiver so you can't do jack shit
>The company keeps billing you for until your money runs out, eventually they evict you

>What happens if whoever is manning the shrink ray misses and hits the wall of the building?
Targets are shrunk in a shrink ray-reflecting enclosure, analogous to a microwave oven. Missing is impossible.

I'm Ben Barnes

I just binge-watched the existing episodes
Can someone explain me the shrink meme?

>1) 28 day limit, after which guests must "decompress," is not due to story loop continuity, but radiation exposure maximums. EDIT: in fact, Aeden states: "For your own safety, the maximum length of stay at Westworld is 28 days, after which guests decompress in The Mesa Gold."
Emotional/mental safety after living without consequences.

>4) Also could explain the extreme look of wonder guests like William have upon seeing the landscape (ie. earth's surface) the first time.
Or Earth has been so overpopulated that these places don't exist any more.

>5) Plenty of underground trains, but no airplanes or airports. On website: References to Port Authority, Port of Entry; on Map, WW is right next to a "sea."
Port Authority implies a governmental entry point, i.e. possibly not the US. The same map says it was authorized by a governmental entity.

>6) The old Delos plaza (ie. cold storage) is about 83 levels underground.
And thereby the furthest from escape with only a single elevator capable of holding a few hosts at a time.

>7) Explains why there are NO other living things in Westworld (except flies)
If it's on an extraterrestrial/underground location, flies are the most likely hitchhikers from Earth.

>9) Explains why the "Others" who attacked Teddy were completely covered: they are humans (hence his bullets didn't work on them) who are hiding out over 28 days and are physically scarred and deformed from the radiation, and needing to cover themselves for radiation protection.
Marauding morlocks in a vacation park where you're not supposed to be able to get hurt. Don't think so.

>10) Explains the radiation suits some of the clean up has
Hazmat suits.

u just blewed my mind

> one line of code

I wonder if that line could be reversed to just as equally prevent harm against other hosts, but not non-hosts.

back in episode 1 when it wasn't 100% clear how the guests get into the park there were a couple theories floating around how

one of the theories was that guest's enter via VR holograms
one was that everything gets shrunken down
and of course the normal way of entering via train from the underground cave complex into an actual area on the surface


the shrink theory has been getting more and more momentum by shitposting and meming and is at it's height now

What if it's all set on mars?

>it wasn't 100% clear how the guests

They literally show the tiny park, mate.

what if its set on orion

>Mr Sizemore

Subtle

Both of those polls were rigged.

Is he in charge of shrinking?

maybe the star that was misisng from the carving is the one they're on

>picking the blockheaded kraut over the jew whore
Faggots

>They literally show the tiny park, mate.
oh i do rather enjoy the "theory" mate

shrinkposting is half the fun of Westworld


(personally i thought it was all VR holograms after watching episode 1)

Since flies are the only natural components, what if the shrinking ray wears off on them?

it wasnt missing it was in addition to the normal stars

and it's like five more stars than there should be not just one

Shrinkray isn't just a "theory" you idiot, they literally show it in action.

That's just a map m8

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What are you niggers on about
They literally show 3d printers working on 1:1 physical models on the 1st episode
How did you even end up talking about VR and shrinking?

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they're just funposting

what's this image from

Tiny robot parts are too expensive. Making them 1:1 and shrinking them is much cheaper.

like Surrogates

guests get hosts that look like copies of the and transfer their mind into them
the other variant was holographs like in Startrek

Would Securitybro authorize you to play out some niche giantess fetishes by shrinking you to a quarter of the Westworld Standard Size (WSS)

I think 0.25x WSS would really spice things up in the park.

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Quick! Dubs decide what happens in the new episode.

We finally get to see the shrink ray in action

According to Dr. Nefarios principle the smaller the mass of an object the longer it takes for the shrinking effect to wear off

dude in panel 8 is right tho

Logan is the first human who dies, like in the movie

Dolores finds out she's a host

Is the maze a regular sized maze or a tiny maze?

It starts out small, but increases in size as you get towards the center.

we get to see dolores fun-hole

>Loudmouth story-writing guy takes a sick week off
>Due to a clerical error, Sup Forums is selected to take his place writing narratives for a week

What happens?

It's not a literal maze, it's a figurative maze of clues and treasurehunting. Like The Da Vinci Code

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We are going to need to model a big host

Pigsex Odyssey

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>having a nice day until some kid comes along and tells you you aren't real and everything you know is a fabrication, they begins sawing your ankles off with a bowie knife while the parents laugh

This cycle sucks

>Hands up, user.

>t-thanks

What kind of queer refuses sex with that.

I would have started face fucking her right there and then.

>threatening a man with an uncocked gun

So was she even a host?

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If you can't tell does it even matter?

Okay, so how big are the clues?

If the letters on the clues are big and the people are small then it will be pretty hard to read.

he's a big guy

She would miss and get knocked out by getting hit on the face with the gun

for who?

4u

There can be no doubt

OUR GUY
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Why does nobody waifu the white prostitute?

>it's like five more stars than there should be not just one
more like two, one in the belt and one in the bow which implies the location is closer to Orion than any planet in the solar system (and the orientation shown in OP is unlikely from the Southwestern US)

It's in the emails you get for signing up from the ARG website

I do, I just don't shit up the thread with it

check THIS 5

She said so herself.

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>*Stage coachdriving by*
>*Cut to inside*
>Sherrif: "Our traveling provisions take account for me, my posse, and Dolores, but only one of you."
>*Deputy opens a door, stagecoach becomes noisy with depressurization*
>Sherrif: "FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY STAGECOACH."
>*Sherrif grabs a masked man in the seat and drags him to the door*
>Sherrif: "WHO PAID YOU TO RAPE DOLORES?"
>*After waiting a moment, the sherrif shoots past the man's head. He does this without cocking the hammer*
>Sherrif: "HE DIDN'T CATTLERUSTLE SO GOOD. WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?"
>*Deputy drags the masked outlaw back to his seat, and brings the next one to the door. The sherrif puts his gun up to the masked outlaws head."
>Sherrif: "TELL ME ABOUT THE MAN IN BLACK! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HAT?"
>*Momentary pause*
>Sherrif: "LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A NO GOOD CATTLERUSTLER.*
>Mysterious man: "Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man with a shrink gun before throwing him into a desert."
>*Sherrif hesitates, pulls the man away from the door and throws him back in his seat before walking up to the mysterious man. The deputy closes the door*
>Sherrif: "At least you're amiable to conversation. What's your name stranger?"
>Mysterious man: "It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan."
>*Sherrif slowly removes the man's hood, revealing him to be the Man in Black*
>MiB: "Nobody cared who I was until I put on the hat."
>Sherrif: "If I take that off will you die?"
>MiB: "It would be a rather poor choice..."
>Sherrif: "Your a old guy."
>MiB: "For you."

cleveland steamer

Can I be shrunk down to live in Dolores' shoe?

The whole premise of the park is that killing and raping hosts is morally okay, so of course it matters.

shrinking haha

>What happens?
all the women in Sweetwater forget their shoes and stockings

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it's not that it's morally okay, it's that morals don't MATTER

Like how they show the tiny death star in return of the Jedi!! I mean why shrink every ship to knowingly go into a trap, just smash it there!!

>m'lady itensifies

but that's just fancy computer graphics, brah
the actual park is right there on the table

>killing and raping hosts is morally okay
This is more or less Ford's argument against Arnold's goals. If they're conscious, they're sentient at which point ethics kick in.

Reminder

The secondary point being that if they're not conscious, they themselves don't have morals or ethics to follow, just loops and reactions.

is snek going to be nekkid tonight?

>If they're conscious, they're sentient at which point ethics kick in.
They are capable of distress
Most animals are not self-aware (aka conscious) but that doesnt make torturing and raping them ok

Why would they put the park there dingus?

One observer tripping and falling on it would be the end of the entire Westworld park. One sneeze would ruin dozens of narratives. One spilled coffee would kill a score of Guests.

H Y P E
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Correct and correct. The guests assume the distress is as counterfeit as the other reactions but the staff watching the hosts begin to malfunction know it's not as simple as resetting them or telling them "limited emotional affect."

Whether they truly think or feel human emotions is debatable, but they can in fact suffer.

>shrunk to microscopic size
>big guy