Do foreigners know how fucking weird the UK's electoral process is?

Do foreigners know how fucking weird the UK's electoral process is?

The lady in the red is our PM, no that's Elmo the other pointless character in red

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What the fuck is Elmo doing there anyway?

nobody cares about your elections

Who is the weird Darth vader in the centre?

He ran for election in her area so he gets to stand up and see how many people voted for him.
(It was 3 people)

The guy in the bucket on the head aka Lord Buckethead got like 300

That's hilarious
So anyone can run just like that?

He's Bobby Smith of New Fathers 4 Justice, a protest party that always runs in the PM's constituency. Their policy is:
>"the abolition of the deeply controversial, undemocratic secret court system that still exists within the ‘family’ division despite forty years of inequality and protest."

Is this real?

Yes. This is how actual democracies work.

what´s the story behind the white knight?

Monster Raving Looney Party. Another joke party.

Damn and ive thought elections here were a joke

You pay £500 and if you get a certain amount of the vote you get your money back and if you don't you lose it. So anyone can run for parliament it's just if you want to put up £500 for the laugh to dress up as Elmo knowing you're not going to win.

The dude in the white is from the Monster Raving Looney Party and they always put up random candidates literally for jokes - if they win a seat one year they would have literally no idea what to do

Yours are a joke because they're probably corrupt and shit, our are a joke because you can literally laugh at them

Eh, its good that anyone can stand, regardless of political views.

The UK is a wonderful country

>for the laugh to dress up as Elmo

Esta bien, pero no puedo esperar salir a otra pais de nuevo porque mi pais puede ir follarle

There is a dude called Screaming Lord something and a guy called Lord Buckethead - you can't say people don't do it for a laugh.

He's probably a turbororke so whatever

Sutch has been dead since before you were born, idiot

I think I understood that

Lord Buckethead is the most aesthetic, he should have won.

Of course - Howling Lord something

Was it really that bad? I havent spoken spanish in so long I need to get back into it

All democracies have joke parties.

But it's funny how the British system allows for them to line up in front of the cameras. Logical but still funny.

>a otra país
>a otro país
País is masculine
>mi país puede ir follarle
makes no sense

This, we have MORENA

it's called democracy shitlord

This
We have 'Liberty Korea Party'.

democracy was a mistake

>The Australian Cyclists Party is a minor political party in Australia.[1] It was registered with the New South Wales Electoral Commission in 2014, and unsuccessfully contested the 2015 New South Wales state election. It was also registered later with the Victorian Electoral Commission, and unsuccessfully contested the 2014 Victorian state election. It registered with the Australian Electoral Commission for federal elections on 20 August 2014.
>The party uses the slogan I Cycle, I Vote, and aims to raise awareness of cycling-related issues.

>Rise Up Australia Party
>Socially conservative and nationalist political party founded by Danny Nalliah, pastor of Catch the Fire Ministries, in 2011. It is considered to be to the right of the Christian Democratic Party and Family First, and has been accused of overt racism by opponents.

>Daniel Nalliah, Leader of Rise Up Australia, was born in Sri Lanka to minority Sri Lankan Tamil parents who spoke English as their first language. However, he was schooled at the Nugegoda Tamil Mahavidyalaya in Colombo, where all teaching was in done in Tamil. He was introduced to the "ways of God" by an Australian missionary. In his youth, he played at a number of night clubs in Colombo as a drummer before turning to religion. He also worked as an underground missionary in Saudi Arabia before migrating to Australia in 1997.

i finally found our common value :)
youtube.com/watch?v=JcxSe6Bf0_E

Canada has a party named the Rhinoceros party, mostly based in QUebec.

This is their platform :

Platform

If elected, the Rhinoceros Party of Canada has promised to:

Repeal the law of gravity
Promote higher education by building taller schools
Count the Thousand Islands to make sure the Americans didn’t steal any[9]
Reform the retail lottery scheme by replacing cash prizes with Senate appointments
Seat the Queen of Canada in Buckingham, Quebec.
Nationalize Tim Hortons[10]
Move the national capital to Kapuskasing, Ontario[10]
Privatize the Canadian Army
Make gluten free items illegal
Will conduct a nation wide Justin Bieber album burning
Legalize all drugs
Ban IKEA and Android phones
Allow every Canadian to vote in the Hong Kong Chief Executive election, 2017
A rhinoceros for every Canadian Citizen
Trade embargo with the US.
Build a wall between the US and Canada
Abolish the idea of "equality"

'First-past-the-post' is a rather unfair system.

>75846048

This list is better, more exhaustive :

Other campaigns

Other platform promises of the Rhinoceros Party included:

Repealing the law of gravity[18][19]
Providing higher education by building taller schools[10][20]
Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages[10]
Tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset[19]
Eliminating unemployment by abolishing Statistics Canada, thereby eliminating the bureaucrats that measure unemployment. [21]
Making Montreal the Venice of North America by damming the St. Lawrence River[22]
Abolishing the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space[10]
Annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory in Canada's backyard (after the Yukon and the Northwest Territories—Nunavut did not yet exist), in order to eliminate foreign control of Canada's natural resources[23]
Ending crime by abolishing all laws[24]
To provide more parking in the Maritimes and to create the world's largest parking lot respectively, paving the Bay of Fundy and the province of Manitoba [10][19]
Turning Montreal's Saint Catherine Street into the world's longest bowling alley[10]
Amending Canada's Freedom of Information Act: "Nothing is free anymore; Canadians should have to pay for their information".[25]
Making the Canadian climate more temperate by tapping into the natural resource of hot air in Ottawa.[25]
Storing nuclear waste in the Senate: "After all, we've been storing political waste there for years".[25]
Adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks and tractors first, then buses, eventually including small cars, and bicycles and wheelchairs last.[12]

1/2

Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California[19][23]
Putting the national debt on Visa[26]
Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons[20][27]
Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montreal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)[20][27]
Painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times[22]
Banning guns and butter, since both kill[22]
Banning lousy Canadian winters[10]
Building a bridge spanning the country, from Vancouver Island to Newfoundland.[28]
Making the Trans-Canada Highway one way only.[28]
Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.[29]
Donating a free rhinoceros to every aspiring artist in Canada[23]
Counting the Thousand Islands to see if the Americans have stolen any[8]

2/2

>Reform the retail lottery scheme by replacing cash prizes with Senate appointments

Not a bad system to be honest family

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Are brits seriously voting for a commie party?

WTF is this

Yeah genuinely, what is this about? Is Ned Kelly running for PM?

It would be fucking glorious, tb h

Britain is seriously trying to steal the JUST crown from France

what is #4's platform?

he seems very enthusiastic

also the sign language interpreter isnt translating everything

Nah someone tell, is this a satirical candidate like the 'muricans Vernin Supreme?

cuz there is a sequential order
and sign language interpreter gave up :D
>The guy in the bucket on the head aka Lord Buckethead got like 300

sorry I didnt make myself clear

in English a platform is their position: ie what the politician promises to bring to their country if elected

pls never change ROC - the one true china

Here anyone can run too
But you need to get certain amount of signatures first

Imagine being one of those guys in suits who actually are serious and then you get less votes than a chinese bootleg Darth Vader.

...

literally nothing
he spend most of his time singing traditional chinese rhythm, eating bento, cleaning trash, get half naked, bantering other politicians...
oh wait, he do mentions he want to build a underwater tunnel between Taiwan and mainland, and made Xi Jinping paid for it

btw this guy also own the "longest name" in Taiwan with a total of 12 characters
>黃宏成台灣阿成世界偉人財神總統
while most people only consist of 2 or 3 characters in their chinese name

My dear God, this was fucking amazing.

>they always put up random candidates literally for jokes

That's why I love them.

Catmando (1995–2002; also spelt "Cat Mandu"[1]) was a cat who served as joint leader of Britain's Official Monster Raving Loony Party (OMRLP) from 1999 to 2002, along with his owner, Howling Laud Hope.[2] He is the only cat ever to have been named leader of a political party.

Lord Buckethead

>the biggest clown in the picture hasn't even dressed up

Lord Buckethead