You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are British

[Wyatt Roberts]

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are British.

[Jack Phillips]

...

[Jacob Rodriguez]

u wot m8

[Asher Davis]

I live in a designated shit street in London
>no to racism
>yes to shitskin

[Joseph Carter]

Potato crisps.

[Austin Martin]

pot noodle eating chavs

[Tyler Thompson]

I enjoy tea and crumpets.

[Isaac Peterson]

I am British

[Christopher Gray]

I voted for Brexit

[Samuel Rogers]

charles is like 10/10 and camilla is 9/9

[Grayson Myers]

oioioioioioiio salt and vineger crisps mate

[Jeremiah Cook]

Shitskin detected

[Xavier Gray]

pavement is the bit you walk on ffs

[Anthony Diaz]

...

[Evan Campbell]

Fuck off you SHLAG

[Asher Cox]

I drive by the right side of my car

[Elijah Anderson]

kek

[Owen James]

...

[James Jenkins]

I pray 5 times daily.

[Jack Barnes]

you're a bloody poofter m8

[Jaxson Garcia]

fails

[Christopher Wilson]

tea doesn't need sugar in to taste nice

[Lucas Wilson]

i hate it when people dont queue correctly

[Luke Howard]

Winner. As British as you can get.

[James Roberts]

Ya fuckin tykes need a good right bashing in the fuckin noggin to set ye straight blabbin this shite like fuckin mental pakies, fuck the lot of ya

[Josiah Long]

someone threw acid on my face yesterday.

[Matthew Miller]

not sure if muslim immigration joke, or if you think most brits are christian

[Chase Young]

this

[Angel Thomas]

that american / hollywood pose...

[Josiah Roberts]

Allahu Akbar!

[David Martin]

My teeth are fucked up.

[Jace Gomez]

I fuck my family to keep em well rich

[Joshua Lopez]

...

[Leo Hernandez]

...

[Charles Cox]

I understand what our country had brought to the world, yet I do not shy away from criticising our colonial past. Immigration is inevitable and a product of globalisation - we just need to make sure integration happens too

[Zachary Hill]

Kebab wraps though

[Hunter Torres]

innit

[Carter Sanders]

...

[Nathan Cook]

Cuppa or what lads?

[Luis Edwards]

I live in east acton

[Nolan Russell]

...

[Evan Miller]

Can man truly be this dense? Only science will know.

[Carter Martinez]

I drive a manual gearbox.

[Camden Baker]

Bruv I fucked a well fit bird in her arse in the pub loo. you get me. Let's get some nandos and go-to Thorpe park. Has anyone got a spliff? Im knackered from waiting in this queue.

[Lucas Long]

nigs

[Joseph Long]

cor blimey !

[Asher Nguyen]

y’all can have the nigger

[Grayson Cooper]

Colour

[Connor Flores]

...

[Jack Lopez]

I've poz'd three negs last weekend.

[Nolan Bailey]

Why the fuck would I want to even pretend I'm British?

[Logan Adams]

...

[Carson Price]

They wallpaper their ceilings.
– Paul Theroux

[Brayden Torres]

Only a cuck says they are a fucking brit. English and proud you fucking wanker

[Easton Rivera]

...

[Luke Long]

This.

[Logan Ross]

...

[Owen Bennett]

Nope, can't prove it.
Why does it matter?

[Aiden Anderson]

I can vote for a politician without giving a shit about their religion

[Carson Bennett]

>London
>Shitskinistan

[Thomas Johnson]

I can only afford to eat fish fingers and nuggets

[John Roberts]

Who the fuck would want to?
>annoying accent
>cameras everywhere
>every time you get in a war call Murcia
Kys op faggot

[Kayden Campbell]

The English! The English!
The English are best.
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest.
– Flanders & Swann
youtu.be/1vh-wEXvdW8

[Julian Flores]

This brits are cucks.

[Asher Clark]

As long as they're not christian, that is, because that shit just doesn't fly anymore.

[Isaac Price]

>Shitskinistan

[Nolan Davis]

...

[Ethan Sanders]

...

[Owen Rivera]

I'm embarrassed to be british why the fuck would I want to prove it. Fucking wank country.

[Asher Cox]

Fuck Europe

[Jaxon Wilson]

...

[Josiah King]

Bugger off wanker

[Parker Gomez]

I have bad teeth and am jealous of Americans

[Juan Scott]

...

[Julian Ortiz]

I get unreasonably mad when people refer to The Office as "The British Office". No, it's just The Office, the other one is The Unfunny Office.

[Luke Roberts]

checked

[David Barnes]

where can I stream "The British Office"?

[Jace Evans]

Oi you wank, believe me we're not jealous.
We just laugh at you and the fact that a group of american university students couldn't find the fucking equator. Because they were looking for a red line in Africa.

[Aiden Jones]

nah, my guy is a christian, and i live in a very brown borough but he still wins year after year.
an angry muslim woman stabbed him once though

[Chase Cruz]

cueck,cueck,cueck,cueck

[Adrian Bailey]

To paraphrase somebody I can't remember: "every nationality thinks he is superior, but an Englishman KNOWS he is".

[Daniel Cruz]

manual transmissions do not terrify me

[Dylan Bell]

I cut my steak with a spoon

[Luis Flores]

youtu.be/gqeqWnYEKI4

[Angel Fisher]

Oi graba niba naba?

[Asher Scott]

...

[Joseph Price]

Ello govnah

[Nathan Murphy]

The word is plural m8, it's "maths"

[Logan Fisher]

This is my sex symbol.

[Nolan Cook]

When I leave somewhere I slap my knees and say "right, better think about making a move"

[Wyatt Moore]

Fuck off, dickhead

[Jaxson Bell]

A true Welsh image.

[Isaiah Bailey]

oi luv me sum bangers

[Jaxson Myers]

I am eating Indian take-away for dinner again.

[Dylan Anderson]

I don't want to make a scene by complaining, no matter how shitty a service I paid for is. Instead, I will hold onto the incident for anecdotal purposes until the day I die.

[Adrian Powell]

Cba

[Caleb Harris]

Can't wait for Independence tbh fam

[Gabriel James]

>English
>proud

of what, faggot?

[Brayden Smith]

I'm homophobic but I love fags.

[Noah Baker]

Solid gold Englishman right here.