Anybody got any good jokes about sexual assault, rape, domestic violence or violence against women in general? Tried looking some up on Google but of course they'll only ever return links to stories about celebrities being admonished for making jokes about these things.
Pic related. Your typical feminist between bouts of moral indignation.
Some girl wants to check out a book on fish, to become an aquarium tour guide one day. The guide says meet me out back and I'll teach you about fish. Then she got raped.
Nolan Jones
Who milked cocks before getting her period? My batshit crazy ex.
Cooper Kelly
How to instantly create a slut? Rape her and buy her a box of blue hair dye and some goth shit.
Ethan Taylor
Is everyone ITT 12 years old? Kill yourselves for the good of humanity
David Campbell
these jokes all suck. go kill yourselves.
William Reed
Jack and Jill went up the hill and Jill came back down crying. What's wrong, Jill? "He raped me, stopped, said I wasn't his type, and shoved a salmon up my ass. :("
"Where the fuck can you get free salmon in a well, take me to this well, bitch."
Ian Wright
A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
Brayden Turner
>knock, knock who's there >RAPE JOKE LOL COMEDY GOLD
this is what you faggots all sound like
Mason Gonzalez
>ITT: >same >fagging
Jack Harris
Rape isn't funny, faggot. It's painful. My dick is still sore from all those screaming girls.
Christian Bailey
ITT: samefagging
Jacob Allen
A girl asks her father if she can borrow the car tonight. He agrees, but only on the condition that she suck his dick. After going back and forward for a bit, she decides she really needs to go out, so she agrees to suck his dick. She begins, spitting out his dick immediately saying, "god dad, your dick tastes like shit!", To which he replies, "oh that's right, your brother has the car tonight"
Leo Jackson
Guess which naval ship has the most seamen and the tightest deck space that later got opened up? USS Loli
Ayden Anderson
That's not funny dude. My uncle was KIA aboard the Loli.
he fell out of a concentration guard tower, died on impact, and subsequently got raped
Ethan Wright
Kek
Mason Cruz
>knock knock Who's there?
>it's the police mam your daughter has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol
Nolan Lopez
the girl has no legs?
Nathaniel Sullivan
Digeridoo straight to the poo
Elijah Morgan
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing she's already been told twice
Evan Collins
let me fix that for you, user
> That joke isn’t funny to me, but it could be funny to other people.
There you go.
Chase Cruz
Only rule for rape jokes: Don't be the asshole badum tss
Kevin Ward
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Hunter Rodriguez
you completely missed it. this is the start of a Sup Forums meme from many moons ago.