/hoc/

>Now:
SWE-LAT
CAN - FRA

penis
>rags

>McDavid will not play for Canada at worlds
is there a bigger fraud around? sidney would have swam to play for team canada

>Nyheter

/škoda cup/

Life is boring. I want to die.

Is france the new hockey superpower?

except crosgod has only played at 2 WC in his career misinformationposter

What's their secret?

>what are deep playoff runs

McMeme is probably super embarrassed for his failure this playoffs, or he thinks that IIHF is "below him". Just more evidence that Crosgod is the generational GOAT.

my gf left me today but there's still memes to live for

this is only his 5th ECF in 12 seasons
but keep trying

visiting players aren't used to the shariah law halal diet they're forced to eat

>a country with less rinks than the Greater Toronto Area is currently tied with Canada

> tfw no pizza face vs crosgod match up

Worst final 4 in ages, best case scenario is the pongs crush some small market team and no one will watch the cup.

Leafs will win a cup before craps

I can't still believe my team, the edmonton oilers lost yesterday.

I can't fucking believe it.
Everything was set up perfectly, we were supposed to win.....

Why couldn't Lucic have scored that goal he was passed with a few seconds left.

Why?

Will the holocaust on skates return to fight for Deutschland?

...

Yes

in fact, the tournament is held in his home town

Because he's 51% neanderthal

Someone, anyone pls give me stream

>fans have a chance to meet their idol
>they want a photo to show to their gook grandkis
>he is making a stupid face

what a fucking cunt

>start watching CAN - FRA game
>1-1
HA fucking leafs

Why is McDavid so shit, he ruined the whole team?

>this is the next generational talent

onhockey dot tv

why

you will lose anyway

TEAM CANADA SHOOKED

He might not have been ready for the photo. Many such cases!

fun at parties

...

salty loser!

Is Slovakia the Anti-Czech?

I didnt even know that we have a hockey league

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

tbf they look like theyre really huggin up on him. The way that man is holding his hand and the old lady wrapped around his arm like shes his side piece.

you have to go back

no Yusuf I love my czech brothers. For some reasons they always bully me here.

Mandarin must love this guy

You should've never found it out
Don't bother looking previous results

>3 - 1

>CAN – FRA
>1-1 after 1st
The state of France.

This lads he probably is trying to figure out the proper pose but the photographer took the pic before he could find it

McDavid is a meat and potatoes kind of player, not some Hollywood asshole like Carl Hagelin or Trevor Gillies

From this picture i get that
Americans like to pretend they're animals.
So do Canadians.

O B S E S S E D

Are you practicing math?

>0 wins

McDavid is an overrated idiot who can't even get tertiary assists when put up against an alpha male player like Kesler or Getzlaf

Just an FYI my team didn't make the playoffs and I've successfully transitioned from rooting for the caps to rooting for the Senators. Thank you.

How far are you prepared to go with the gentlemen in the picture?

Quebec. This is really just Canada vs Canada

Olin just postaamassa saman

I could probably kill them if I needed to

Haha you're like a little baby!

I wouldn't expect a child to understand the nuances of Conor McDavids two way play. He's not your typical superstar, he's a neat and potatoes guy who isn't afraid to put on his hard hat, pack a lunch, and go to town down low on a couple of big sweaty men.

Also you got some toothpaste on your post little baby, how cute!

they're both uggos

Saturday may 13th Bobby Ryan shows Pittsburgh how much they fucked up by letting him fall to second place in the 2004 draft

lmao he's an adult named booby

This is your future Norris and Conn Smythe winner, say something nice about him

uggo
An extremely ugly person. This term is used when you are too lazy to say "extremely ugly person", so, alas, uggo was created.

>Have an early weekend
>No playoff hokkei

Why

but pittsburgh picked 3rd

His card tattoos r gay

AHL changed their divisions today if anyone cares, Commiefornia doesn't have their own babby shit division anymore

>Norris
Sure

>Conn Smythe
That's Getzlaf mate

Why is NBCSN so obiviously biased towards big hockey market teams ? Why do they love to shit on the ducks and verbally gargle on Mcgaykid balls ?

Wait in 2004 Pittsburgh picked Malkin 2nd so I meant 2005 when they took Crosby

OUI
U
I

...

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahHHHhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahah
>leafs

ITS HABBENING

>LEAFS

quebec is winning, wtf

FROGS ARE UNLEASHED
First
>1-5
now
>1-2

the ducks still are not the better team. They memed their way into the WCF. They won and good on them. but seriously the ducks are so up and down its not going to get them a cup.

what about the other match? :-P

>Canada is actually going to lose to France

what a blessed day

> says increasingly nervous predditors "fan "

The absolute state of an ass-ravaged corpse that is Canada.

fuck's sake canada. Win

> thinking im a preds fan
> he thinks the predators have fans
kek

So are any of our good players going to Worlds?

Where is Holtby? Where is McDavid? Where is Burns? Where is Marchand?

/r/ing french posters. It's time for you to start rooting for the white french man instead of the french negros + benzema, oui man and lloris.

Who cares about skoda cup anyway.

I love it how other nations have developed in hockey enough to give a good challenge to bigger hockey nations these days.

Tourneys not so boring anymore.

you're both dumb phone posters

Very much enjoying these playoffs. Can't wait to participate in them next year.

> phone poster
Whats with this tired meme and way to be wrong as shit

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHA

>playoffs
>for a team built by the Forsberg for Erat guy

> golden magnetos

>lying on the internet
fuck off faggot

Post brackets. Meme hard, die young.

We're getting Fleury, Ovi and Kovalchuk, we're a lock.

It's gonna be ok czechbro

what did I lie about? you just took a screen shot of my post to make it look like im pretending to be you.

>falling for all those meme teams

no I didn't faggot fuck off

Vegas and Panthers in the final

>Post brackets
I-it's embarassing desu

>conn smythe
>not making the stanley cup final
pick one