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Self-made Tory edition

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Worried that I'll die alone edition

been up all night watching the election even though I figured what the result would be and I'm being proved right

Which Pepe best sums up Theresa May right now?

babestation

saddest moment of the night

>six million

me outside DUP headquarters T B Q H

>figured
foy

More Barbara Palvin please

>tfw you missed out on the early '90s and ability to get a Hungarian mail order bride

Congrats comrades.

>been up all night watching the election even though I figured what the result would be and I'm being proved right

>Not a single seat for UKIP
What happened?

Gonna start murdering Jocks.

gf

Why does this Norn Irish lad have an almost American accent?

backwards "northern irish" cunts will hold the british government hostage
disgusting

>BoJo attempting to negotiate brexit
>troubles 2.0

can't wait for the next couple of years

Thanks :3

brexit happened

DUP are /ourguys/ now

anime

shit meme party
nobody cares about brexit anymore

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Was talking politics with the brother tonight and he literally said
>What right do we have to say who comes into the country just because we were lucky enough to be born here?
Think he's lost it, just stopped the conversation right there when I realised there was no point.

Got you, bro

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How slow are these last seats? Goddamn

Shouldn't have gone after a feminist.

>From 1 (one)
>To zero
Not hard to guess what happened, surely.

kek

>all those /brit/ threads
lovely

what's the best country to go on a prostitute binge in?

plus for drugs and non-ugly women

>report the gayposters

UKIP barely over 500k votes

Lel

voted conservative, only time ive ever bothered out of 5 or 6 elections

Corbyn must be stopped at all costs.

>What happened?
Nothing

Farage couldn't win a seat as leader, they've never been a serious party

Apparently Tories genuinely thought they'd win Bolsover

v cute

Hardest thing about quitting desu

Nothing nicer than heading outside for a fag

>intros with the IT Crowd
Well, an americanly made edition is actually good. That has surpassed my expectations: bravo.

NEW ELECTION RESULT:
/brit/ threads 13; up +10 from 3

Jog on Angrylad

god i hate yanks
what makes you make a comment like this
do you think your accents were spontaneous or something?

nice

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Trust me, with DUP in power everyone in Britain will learn to hate the northern Irish

I need a bf

Reddit

Reddit

Find it fucking hilarious that the Mail (which literally supported Hitler in the '30s) tries to pull that shit

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*ships guns to the ira*

probably contributed to it

I love them already though

I'm not Angrylad, I'm the Southern Unionist.

haha
twats

COME ON THE PIES

>tfw both the tories and ukip got btfo but rorke still wins because of irish autism

who /smug/?

If the DUP forces the new Tory PM into Soft Brexit Sup Forums is going to shit itself raw and bleeding. Would be fucking funny.

mydup.com/policies

website has crashed lol

>NI and Scotland have fucked us completely
The union was a mistake.

Don't @ me again

*blocks your path
*swings katana
"you aren't a globalist are you user"

more like banter 2bh cause he plays with his hair afterwards

Lmao

All the Senior Tories running scared

Fucking pathetic leadership

Gf thinks dup might coalesce with labour
Fixing to slam the bint through a window

pretty spiffed that with corbyn's convincing win the old corrupt blairite crowd will eventually fade into obscurity

his protege in particular is fucked

Rei

oh it's ok now

*drunk and sunburnt*
best feel

DUP don't want a hard border with Ireland, another 2017 election incoming?

raining out

national-socialism

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>Paul Mason

Anyone in London? can you hear those weird bird noises?

sounds like fucking aliens, what the fuck

So, do I understand this right? You are voting between leftist cucks and cuckservatives who want to censor the internet?

Don't you have any non-shitty parties?

obviously
no idea how that'll go though

That makes sense. There certainly are a fuckton of Scots-Irish people here

peep this:
>in order to push through Brexit plans Tories beg favors from DUP
>retarded Irish policies will be put through like fuzzed borders and the like
>Tories will get obliterated next election by the Irish hating mainland

ha ha yes

>offer referendum because no way people vote leave
>hold snap election because no way people vote corbyn
where did it all go wrong?

The leftist cucks are good

just lying in bed imagining what it'd be like to be cuddling with and kissing my boyfriend :3

Someone give me a quick rundown on the DUP

IN
THE
BIN

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>So, do I understand this right?

Obviously not. kys

Paki call to prayer

No one sane wants a hard border in Ireland.
more at 11.

yea, some republic of Ireland accents are even closer to american accents

yeah, the fishfinger lad

ireland doesn't vote in the uk election sweaty

British people just vote for whatever is anti establishment at the time

they are birds you twat

have 2.3 lbs of spicy chicken sausage

might eat it all today

Fundamentalist Christian conservative.

theresa may looks like a spitting image puppet

hope the 'ra gives the DUP a battering

I've got some bad news for you.

More like
>Tories implement policies DUP want
>Mainland rorkes realise what they've been missing and DUP spreads across UK
>Dup landslide next election