I am a 24 year old wageslave. where do i lose my virginity

I am a 24 year old wageslave. where do i lose my virginity

craigslist

backpage escorts

Garbage disposal

not on Sup Forums

>tfw you lose your virginity but might as well still be a virgin

You replace your lack of personality with a personality front based on musical taste. You get really "into" music, and use it as a substitue to make you seem interesting when you aren't. With some luck this will land you some basic bitch that doesn't really love you but instead the idea of you, resulting in a broken relationship that crumbles and makes you sadder than you were before.

yo niggas im 19 when should i stop working retail

>tfw depressed.

tried this, doesn’t work

A good place to start is by not browsing incels/ asking mu for advice on how to get laid. Do more interesting shit, stop referring to yourself with lame ass terms like "wageslave" because you've already defeated yourself. Focus on making yourself attractive as you can (dress better, take care of your body) and you'll become more self-confident which -----> attractiveness. Unless yr an ogre there's a million ways to make yourself more attractive, mostly stemming from the confidence you have in yourself for being interesting/doing interesting things/not associating yourself with that woe is me incel mentality. What you spend time doing has a direct impact on who you are and how you are perceived, so if you're saving memes of pepe sticking a fork in an outlet you're off to a bad start.

>>/r9k/

now. go college and fuck bitches because once you get to your mid 20s you'll regret it if you dont

i already dress better than most people

lol are you serious my dude. pussy is the last thing i want to spend time on ...been there done that. and even if i went to college i would hold a job still..like wtf

not him but i'm in college, i don't even know any girls

stop peddling your lies user

I feel like you've missed the point a little bit

well thats on you my man, you have prime pussy right outside your door. its up to you what you do about it

>been there done that.

>You replace your lack of personality
I sometimes wonder about the people who write these kinda things. isn't the whole authentic self thing assumed to be bullshit by now?

oh look a triple!

yeah i tried they're not interested

congrats, you fucked walmart stacy in her trailer. now go to college and fuck a girl with some actual intelligence and wit

Better yourself until they are. Eat less and eat smarter, go to the gym, make yourself presentable

bro do you really think those girls at college know anythign

Yeah you have to be at least somewhat attractive too

well i'm not fat, i dress pretty well, i think i'm ok looking, i don't go to the gym because autism but i still do pushups and shit at home

just too autistic i guess

I think I’m at least somewhat attractive

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Peener into vagieen

>dis thred is still up?

Why wouldn't they?

Yeah m8 that was one small point part of a larger overall message.

become a janitor at a school

surreal reminder that this was written by an obese autist on Sup Forums

Kek

hey if you say so buddy, whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

Just cut your balls off, problem solved.

God I miss college

I know this feel.

where do you live ill fuck your butt and take your virginity for you

>tfw you will never know this feel

i picked such a shitty school