There's two faggot autists making a bunch of noise in the library...

There's two faggot autists making a bunch of noise in the library. Trips decided how I go about silencing them and being a hero for those within proximity.

Shoot up library

Regardless of what anyone says

> You walk over
>"Uuuh guys I'm trying to work here c-could you k-keep it down?
>"Get the fuck outta here loser"
>Everyone laughs
>You pack up and leave

Re-roll

>look pissed off like you're ready to fight
>say loudly and confidently "hey could you guys keep it down, we're in a library"


problem solved faggot

walk up and sit uncomfortably close to them, try to join their conversation while trying to steer the convo to squirrels and squirrel stuff, eventually they will fuck off to get away from you.

this works every time

Throat punch'em.

AAAAYYYYY!

slap them with the dick

Reroll

"Hey. Heeeeey. This is library."

Get on their table and start stripping. Occasionally wink at them with a seductive smile and slyly imply that tipping is encouraged.

Say "would you gentleman care to use those mouths on this tasty, greasy dick instead or wasting that precious saliva with meaningless conversation?" while grabbing your dick front of them

thats not trips you fucking newfag

Oh shit do dub trips count?

No, go punch yourself in the throat

yes

best method

source: im an engineer

>tfw Sup Forums is bipolar

be louder

>Dawkins
>Not Hitchens

rollie

Just go close to them and stare without saying a single word.

Pff prove it

do the math with alphabet in it

Reroll

>be in the library studying with some other students
>bunch of foreigners come out of the nearby conference room
>supposedly a noon break during their feminist dance therapy session
>noisy as fuck
>walk over to them and ask them to keep it down because we can't even understand each other anymore
>they apologize and go outside

That's literally all it takes, no need to act all autism or mad.

underrated

kick them in the ribs.

also this is now a dubs thread

noooooooooooooo shhh, this is way funnier


Call them niggers and blow your rape whistle

Spit on their faces and piss on their fedoras

tell them youre the librarian and that they need to leave or else you will call security

roll

Another one

navigating social situations like an engineer

Spit on da fake
Queen

I'll never get trips, but if I do, you should just smack the shit out of them and film it, too.

Last one

Dude, just tell them to shut the fuck up, you fucking dipshit.

off by one

sleeper hold like solid snake than hide their unconsious bodies

Backhand them both haha

where's the run in that retard?

If they have a laptop, slam it in front of them op. Don't be a pussy

Rolling for this

Ask them if you could suck their dicks.

Start reciting Bible verses near them. When they attest ignore them. Hit them with the Bible and say "GOD HATES YOU"

Join the conversation
be as loud as you can
touch one of the guys shoulders
fall in love
let him fist you
marry him
grow old together
die
tfw it was all a Sup Forums edgy joke

Naruto run over to them, jump on the table, and about "shut your fucking mouths no jitsu"

just wiggle ur fingers at them like ur doing some sort of spell and say "i hereby you, MUTED!"

you gotta be shitting me that these are two different people.

oh, also, take a jar of mayo and cover their faces in it

Whip it out and beat it in front of them.

Aren't trips disabled anyway?

>I'm such a hero I'm going to outsource the answer
>over the next 20 minutes, rather than doing something

Scream as loud as you can and shit on their table. Post results.

Throw a couple books at them, make sure you hit them in the face tho

suck their dicks

Move to one seat away and making those fake porn moaning noise just loud enough for them to hear

THIS lol

Oo I'm in a library and two betas are making noise help me b. Why do you wanna impress people in the library you faggot. Do one

shit yourself near them

there we go

Jaw the bastards

does anyone know where i can find this vid?

Leeds brick in their face

sup autistic fag 1 of 2

trips get. pic related.

unless they are in squirrel too, then you make long life friends :)

Piss bottle attack

Roll

I have Aspergers syndrome and the thing that mainly bothers me about Sup Forums is that they throw around the term 'Autist'. It is used in a derogatory way, generalising a whole set of people and being used in the same way as 'Retarded' which is pretty offensive in itself. People are going to be offensive that is not what bothers me, but it is the fact they are so inaccurate and immature in the way they do it, but they are so sure theyre being clever and that theyre right! Yet the context they use it in shows that they have no idea of what Autism actually is, but theyre so convinced they know what theyre talking about. It isnt just in relation to the way they use the terms autist and autism, but pretty much everything else aswell. Not only are they being mostly incredibly stupid and ignorant, but they are extremely smug at the same time! And just to top it off, their 'memes' dont actually make sense and are completely unfunny. Their heads are so far up their own asses it makes me cringe! And it makes me incredibly angry that such people actually exist. They are the cancer of the internet honestly. I find it shocking. I think a term should be coined for this kind of behaviour on the internet in order to shame these people. But i fear that no one really cares about this kind of toxic stupidity except for autistic people. I wanted to post this here and see if anyone else has seen what im talking about on Sup Forums and had similar thoughts because this makes me angry and my faith in humanity needs a bit of restoring.
Sup Forums FUCKING SUCKS, YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST. I HOPE BECAUSE OF NET NEUTRALITY THIS SITE WILL BE SHUT DOWN

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NEWFAG DETECTED

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NEWFAG DETECTED

Ok, call me fag or newfag or whatever, I'm neither but I don't care. I need to ask one question. Why a fedora? It's a hat originally designed for and used by ladies during the suffragette movement. Men wore them in the 50's but other head coverings are more traditionally masculine. Why choose that hat? [spoiler]I'm not even gonna ask about the Amish beard trend.[/spoiler]

Holy shit what an autist.

NEWFAG DETECTED

When I was in 8th grade one of my teachers told everyone in my class one of us had autism and he couldn’t tell us who because that person didn’t know and now at least once a month I lay awake at night wondering if I’m autistic and everyone is just treating me normal, but I’m at an Italian restaurant with my parents and the waitress just asked me for soup or salad and for the 5th time in my life I responded with yes thinking she said "super salad" and I realized that finally gave me the answer that I am in fact, the one with autism.

this

there we go